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#101 Darkwatch

A Strange Human

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Posted 16 October 2009 - 03:33 AM

The longest odds are that he will pay you a trip to see him, offer you his wife and give you his adminship.
The odds are

to 1.

The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#102 Mentalist

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Posted 16 October 2009 - 03:34 AM

Happy Cat, on 16 October 2009 - 02:43 AM, said:

Nice looking town DW. Funny how buses all look the same.

I've always wondered about Abyss. Wouldn't it be wild if Abyss turned out to be Stephanie Meyers or Terry Goodkind?

Abyss can't be Goodkind.
then his brainz would constantly bleed (along with his eyes, ears, etc) and he wouldn't be able to post here, ever.

unless he's got some of that voice-recognition software......

hmmm.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю

Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#103 Darkwatch

A Strange Human

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Posted 16 October 2009 - 03:36 AM

But then all we'd read would be:

Quote

My existence is Pain. Please Kill Me!

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#104 Urb

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Group: Malazan Artist
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Posted 16 October 2009 - 03:44 AM

Happy Cat, on 16 October 2009 - 02:43 AM, said:

I've always wondered about Abyss. Wouldn't it be wild if Abyss turned out to be Stephanie Meyers or Terry Goodkind?

That makes sense. Abyss writes crappy books by day, leeching off the ignorant masses with their lame fantasies, sucking them dry of all that resembles brains, and most important; money. Then, at night, Abyss secretly hates him-/herself, trashing him-/herself on an Internet forum, posting from a secret apartment full of cats. He/she now sees that he/she has more than enough money to sustain an entire village for life, and a growing unease is settling into the core of his/her being, as the realization dawns: he/she cannot stop producing these horribly written, shitty novels. Because as much as he/she tries to tell him-/herself it was all about the money, he/she cannot shake the feeling that deep down inside, he/she likes it. Loves it actually. And it's driving him/her insane.

And why not both? Has anyone ever seen Stephanie and Terry in the same room together?

The leader, his audience still,
considered their scholarly will.
He lowered his head
and with anguish he said,
"But how will we teach them to kill?"

-some poet on reddit

#105 Happy Cat

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Posted 16 October 2009 - 03:47 AM

Well think about it; Abyss does write all of those Malazan satires. ( Plant the seed, plant the seed. ) Add how do you know Abyss is a he?

#106 Urb

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Posted 16 October 2009 - 05:00 AM

I see you are not a member of any groups here at the forum. Perhaps you could start an "Abyss is awesome" group, and recruit Aptorian to be your right hand man in pursuit of the truth. All kinds of dirt could be dug up I'm sure. And if the truth will not be found, you can make it all up. Aptorian is a wizard photoshoper as we all know :unworthy:

The leader, his audience still,
considered their scholarly will.
He lowered his head
and with anguish he said,
"But how will we teach them to kill?"

-some poet on reddit

#107 Mentalist

Martyr of High House Mafia

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Junior Mafia Mod

Posted 16 October 2009 - 05:07 AM

Happy Cat, on 16 October 2009 - 03:47 AM, said:

Well think about it; Abyss does write all of those Malazan satires. ( Plant the seed, plant the seed. ) Add how do you know Abyss is a he?

There have been mentions of a Ladybyss.

also, during the Rep Wars, Queen Shiara was proposed as his consort.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю

Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#108 Urb

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Posted 16 October 2009 - 05:36 AM

Female Abysses can have Ladybysses. Wake up Mentalist, this is 2009, not 2005.

The leader, his audience still,
considered their scholarly will.
He lowered his head
and with anguish he said,
"But how will we teach them to kill?"

-some poet on reddit

#109 Mentalist

Martyr of High House Mafia

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Posted 16 October 2009 - 05:46 AM

what makess 2005 so significant?

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю

Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#110 Happy Cat

Corporal

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Location:Norfolk, Virginia
Interests:Boats and Planes
Fast Mouth, Slow Brain

Posted 16 October 2009 - 06:08 AM

Have not been around long enough to determine Abyss' gender.

Also haven't seen Apt. around for a couple of weeks. Maybe CIA did snatch him.

#111 Ain't_It_Just_

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Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
The AIJman cometh

Posted 16 October 2009 - 06:13 AM

Maybe they just wanted him for his pastries?

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#112 Urb

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Posted 16 October 2009 - 07:09 AM

Mentalist, on 16 October 2009 - 05:46 AM, said:

what makess 2005 so significant?

Way to dissemble the significant part of the post :unworthy:

The leader, his audience still,
considered their scholarly will.
He lowered his head
and with anguish he said,
"But how will we teach them to kill?"

-some poet on reddit

#113 D'rek

Consort of High House Mafia

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Posted 16 October 2009 - 06:25 PM

Darkwatch, on 15 October 2009 - 07:45 PM, said:

Behold! I present the first picture of myself to the forums!
I remember seeing the Google streets car go by me while riding my bike.
They finally put streets up for my city. I found myself. I'm the guy on the bike.

Enjoy.

Darkwatch, do you live in Gatineau...?

worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

#114 Darkwatch

A Strange Human

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Posted 16 October 2009 - 10:36 PM

Don't let the bus fool you, it's not from the STO.
Every city has the same buses since they're controlled by the ministry of transportation.
So I could be anywhere.

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#115 pathos

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Posted 16 October 2009 - 11:10 PM

Do yuo think it is bad when it takes you a whole page to realise sp? that you are so drunk that it takes you a whole page to know that you only read the last page of a thread you cant remember but thought was cool?

You never have the same problem twice when you set it on fire

#116 D'rek

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Posted 17 October 2009 - 12:09 AM

Darkwatch, on 16 October 2009 - 10:36 PM, said:

Don't let the bus fool you, it's not from the STO.
Every city has the same buses since they're controlled by the ministry of transportation.
So I could be anywhere.

Suuuuuuuure......

worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

#117 Darkwatch

A Strange Human

Group: The Most Holy and Exalted Inquis
Posts: 2,190
Joined: 21-February 03
Location:MACS0647-JD
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Posted 17 October 2009 - 12:27 AM

I'm quite serious.
Montreal
Québec
Gatineau
Laval
Trois-Rivière
Rimouski
Gaspé

All have the same novabuses.

I could be in any of those towns.
Or I could have been visiting that town when the google car went by.
Or I could be lying.

Your move.

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#118 Gem Windcaster

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Posted 17 October 2009 - 12:44 AM

People sometimes think I am mysterious, but that's because I make them think that on purpose. The other times they just think I am annoying. :thumbup:

I mostly think Abyss is mysterious...then I remember he's Canadian. :unworthy:

(doesn't matter if he's not a he, I call him a he anyway).

I think all the mafia group members are mysterious and crazy.

- Gem, as usual late to the party...

This post has been edited by Gem Windcaster: 17 October 2009 - 12:46 AM

_ In the dark I play the night, like a tune vividly fright_
So light it blows, at lark it goes _
invisible indifferent sight_