The in my pants game!

#301 Sparkimus

afternoon delight

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Location:Clearwater, FL

Posted 20 March 2009 - 04:08 PM

What's in the box in my pants?

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.

#302 Blend

Gentleman of High House Mafia

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Location:Ottawa

Posted 20 March 2009 - 04:45 PM

Iron Man... in my pants.

There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail - should we fall - we will know that we have lived. ~ Anomander Rake
My sig comes from a game in which I didn't heed Blend's advice. So maybe this time I should. ~ Khellendros
I'm just going to have to come to terms with the fact that self-vote suiciding will forever be referred to as "pulling a JPK" now, aren't I? ~ JPK

#303 Macros

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Location:Ulster, disputed zone, British Empire.

Posted 20 March 2009 - 04:57 PM

Big Jack......In My Pants

Big Gun....In My Pants

Lord of War.....In My Pants

Lost........In My Pants

Desperate Housewives........In My Pants

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#304 Mentalist

Martyr of High House Mafia

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Interests:Soccer, Chess, swimming, books, misc
Junior Mafia Mod

Posted 20 March 2009 - 05:56 PM

if we're going all literary...

Anna Karenina.. in my pants.

Sleeping Beauty.. in my pants.

The Odyssey... in my pants.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю

Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#305 Slum

House Knight

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Posts: 1,989
Joined: 13-July 07

Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:16 PM

The Punisher...in my pants.

Thing to do in Denver When You're Dead...in my pants.

My Little Pony...in my pants.

Black Beauty...in my pants.

#306 Macros

D'ivers Fuckwits

Group: High House Mafia
Posts: 9,298
Joined: 28-January 08
Location:Ulster, disputed zone, British Empire.

Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:19 PM

Debbie does dallas, In MY Pants!

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#307 Mentalist

Martyr of High House Mafia

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Interests:Soccer, Chess, swimming, books, misc
Junior Mafia Mod

Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:23 PM

I'm amazed no one had yet said

The Princess Bride... in my pants.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю

Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#308 Traveller

exile

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Posts: 4,862
Joined: 04-January 08
Location:GSV Nothing To See Here

Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:36 PM

The Dark Tower in my pants.

So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.

#309 Sir Thursday

House Knight

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Posts: 1,819
Joined: 14-July 05
Location:Enfield, UK

Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:38 PM

Dead Like Me...in my pants

Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.

#310 Stradivarius

Marine

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Posts: 163
Joined: 25-February 09
Location:Sunny Sunny Wales

Posted 20 March 2009 - 08:04 PM

wet wet wet in my pants

Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

#311 Darkwatch

A Strange Human

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Joined: 21-February 03
Location:MACS0647-JD
1.6180339887

Posted 20 March 2009 - 10:28 PM

The Strokes in my pants.

The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#312 Darkwatch

A Strange Human

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Joined: 21-February 03
Location:MACS0647-JD
1.6180339887

Posted 21 March 2009 - 01:45 AM

Bend it like Beckham in my pants.

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#313 lobo the wolfman

Wide Eyed Stupid

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Posts: 450
Joined: 20-July 07
Location:Australia - land of the deadly drop-bears
Interests:Beer, books and heavy metal.

Posted 21 March 2009 - 06:53 AM

The Thing That Should Not Be in my pants

Ride the Lightning in my pants

Creeping Death in my pants

The sum of all fears in my pants

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.

#314 Ain't_It_Just_

The Recidivist

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Location:Oz
Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
The AIJman cometh

Posted 21 March 2009 - 06:56 AM

The Cradle of Life in my pants

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#315 HoosierDaddy

Believer

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Location:Indianapolis
Interests:Football

Posted 21 March 2009 - 06:56 AM

In honor of Grisham:
The Firm in my pants.

The Sound and the Fury in my pants.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....