[Ain't_It_Just_]

Beer and bacon in my pants.

[Hinter]

Great Balls of Fire...in my pants

Probably been done before though...

[Darkwatch]

Thunderballs in my pants.

[Tapper]

(Star Trek) The Next Generation... in my pants.

Down Under... in my pants

American Pie... in my pants

Murder she wrote in my pants

[Hinter]

And from the man in black:

A Boy Named Sue...in my pants

Ring of Fire...in my pants

Dirty Old Egg-Suckin' Dog...in my pants

I Got Stripes...in my pants

[Aptorian]

Being John Malkowitch... in my pants.

[Traveller]

Good will hunting in my pants.

[Grimjust Bearegular]

How I Met Your Mother...in my pants.

[Aptorian]

Chokolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water... in my pants!

[Impirion]

How to lose a guy in 10 days....in my pants!
Reservoir Dogs......in my pants!
Armageddon....in my pants!

[Slow Ben]

Dirty Harry...in my pants.

[Aptorian]

Dirty Sanchez... in my pants!

[Abyss]

I'm not sure what's more disturbing... that i actually read thru 8 pages of this, or that no one has yet done...


Night of Knives in my pants!

baudin, on Mar 18 2009, 08:34 PM, said:

The Bonehunters...in my pants

...but that was close. And somehow...

House of Chains In My Pants just wasn't funny enuf.

Altho...

The Crippled God In My Pants
Blood Follows in my pants
and
The Healthy Dead In my pants

...are suitably disturbing.

masan's saddle, on Mar 18 2009, 08:36 PM, said:

The Abyss......in my pants !

( The movie, not the eater of brainz !)

Thank GOD.

Mentalist, on Mar 18 2009, 11:42 PM, said:

HoosierDaddy, on Mar 18 2009, 11:41 PM, said:

Love, Actually in my pants.

Winner!
...

Seconded! Esp for tactical use of comma!

Mentalist, on Mar 18 2009, 11:53 PM, said:

Never gonna give you up in my pants

Loving the old school music refs in this thread...

Darkwatch, on Mar 19 2009, 12:31 AM, said:

And to keep the disturbing going.

There will be Blood in my pants.

Wrong. Just wrong. And brilliant!

Darkwatch, on Mar 19 2009, 12:45 AM, said:

Love Hurts in my pants.

Darkwatch, on Mar 19 2009, 12:51 AM, said:

Young People Fucking in may pants.

So much Darkwatch genius in one space, the universe can only benefit...

Darkwatch, on Mar 19 2009, 01:17 AM, said:

Mentalist, on Mar 19 2009, 01:15 AM, said:

All The Things She Said in my pants

You did not just use Tattu...
...

I'm afraid he did...

Tapper, on Mar 19 2009, 06:13 AM, said:

National treasure... in my pants.

Solid.

Ain't_It_Just_, on Mar 20 2009, 06:47 AM, said:

Beer and bacon in my pants.

Just on principle!


But then, that's where i come in, taking the genre to whole new lows...


David Eddings to start... Queen of Sorcery in my pants
Polgara the Sorceress in my pants

a little Barclay... Cry of the Newborn in my pants

Stover... Heroes Die in my pants
Stackpole... When Dragons Rage in my pants... A New World in my pants...
Mieville... The Scar in my pants.... (EW!)

A little Gemmell...
Legend in my pants
Quest for Lost Heroes in my pants
Hero in the Shadows in my pants
White Wolf in my pants
Sword in the Storm in My Pants
Last Sword of Power In My Pants
Dark Moon in my pants (think about it)
Ironhand's Daughter in my pants (confusing but amusing)

a brief moment of Butcher...
Dead Beat In My Pants
Proven Guilty in my pants
Small Favor in my pants

Bakker... The Prince of Nothing in My Pants (embarassed much?)

Cook...
Shadows Linger in my pants
The silver spike in my pants
She is the Darkness in my pants
Dreams of steel in my pants
Soldiers live in my pants (admit it, you lol'd...)

an old school de Camp moment, just on principle... Conan in my pants

Feist... Magician in my pants
Jordan... New spring in my pants! (wheeEeeeee...)
Pullman... His dark materials in my pants
Saberhagen... Lost swords in my pants, Berserker in my pants (YES!)
Tolkien... The two towers in my pants (wait, what?)
Zelazny... The hand of Oberon in my pants (dawg!),

some Goodkind (eyes, bleeding... but still funny)

Blood of the Fold in my pants (y'know, on further consideration that is even more wrong than i initial thought)
The Pillars of Creation in my pants
Naked Empire in my pants

and finally, penultimately... the Richard Morgan set...

The Steel Remains in my pants.
Thirteen in my pants.
Altered Carbon in my pants.
Woken Furies in my pants.

...and, yes...

Black Man in my pants.


- Abyss, ...still giggling.

[Aptorian]

YOU'RE RUINING THE THREAD CAT... in my pants!

[Darkwatch]

Event Horizon in my pants.

I've been holding back on using a few Cannibal Corpse song titles here, since they might be funny but aren't really clever.

T.N.T. in my pants

On to horror movies!

Gremlins in my pants.

Child's Play in my pants.

Screamers in my pants.

[Slow Ben]

The Cat in the Hat...in my pants.

[Darkwatch]

Contact in my pants.
or
(Star Trek) First Contact in my pants.

The happening in my pants.

Field of Dreams in my pants.

[Slow Ben]

Requiem for a Dream...in my pants.

[Darkwatch]

War and Peace in my pants.

[Sir Thursday]

Crime and Punishment...in my pants