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The in my pants game!

#1 User is offline   Stradivarius 

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 12:04 AM

love this game and havent seen it on here at all! basically you think up a book, song, film title and add in my pants to the front or end for hillarious outcomes!

good one to start with

super massive black hole........ in my pants!
Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!
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#2 User is offline   masan's saddle 

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 12:11 AM

The Lord of the Rings....in my pants !
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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#3 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 12:11 AM

Liiiiike,

Storm of Swords....in my pants.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#4 User is offline   masan's saddle 

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 12:13 AM

View PostSlow Ben, on Mar 19 2009, 12:11 AM, said:

Liiiiike,

Storm of Swords....in my pants.


More like A Feast for Crows ! :o
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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#5 User is offline   Stradivarius 

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 12:16 AM

gone in sixty seconds........in my pants!
Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!
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#6 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 12:16 AM

View Postmasan's saddle, on Mar 18 2009, 07:13 PM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on Mar 19 2009, 12:11 AM, said:

Liiiiike,

Storm of Swords....in my pants.


More like A Feast for Crows ! ;)



Holy Shit thats funny! :o

Fools Errand.....in my pants.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#7 User is offline   teholbeddict 

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 12:17 AM

Four Weddings and a Funeral....in my pants

(good game Strad I can see how this is going to go horribly wrong pretty quickly though!)
Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
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#8 User is offline   Sir Thursday 

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 12:19 AM

You've Got Mail...in my pants.
Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.
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#9 User is offline   Stradivarius 

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 12:20 AM

the exorcist......... in my pants!
Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!
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#10 User is offline   teholbeddict 

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 12:21 AM

Shaft...in my pants
Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
-Bubbalicious -

Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-

The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
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#11 User is offline   Stradivarius 

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 12:23 AM

eight legged freaks ...... in my pants
Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!
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#12 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 12:23 AM

Dust of Dreams... in my pants.

I just love that new brand of talcum powder SO MUCH
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#13 User is offline   Stradivarius 

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 12:26 AM

night of knifes......in my pants
Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!
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#14 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 12:28 AM

Deadwood...in my pants.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#15 User is offline   teholbeddict 

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 12:31 AM

The Hobbit....in my pants!
Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
-Bubbalicious -

Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-

The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
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#16 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 12:32 AM

Austrian Death Machine... in my pants.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#17 User is offline   teholbeddict 

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 12:33 AM

12 Angry Men....in my pants!
Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
-Bubbalicious -

Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-

The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
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#18 User is offline   Giles 

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 12:34 AM

The Bonehunters...in my pants

This post has been edited by baudin: 19 March 2009 - 12:34 AM

"Hollow. My name is Kurosaki Ichigo. You killed my mother. Bankai."
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#19 User is offline   teholbeddict 

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 12:35 AM

Batman Begins...in my pants.
Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
-Bubbalicious -

Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-

The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
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#20 User is offline   masan's saddle 

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 12:36 AM

The Abyss......in my pants !

( The movie, not the eater of brainz !)
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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