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All hail Spacebat The bravest flying mammal ever

#1 Illuyankas

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 07:44 PM

http://i.gizmodo.com/05173385/shuttle+ridi...eath-imaginable

Manly tears.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#2 teholbeddict

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 07:48 PM

Aww! The poor thing! Now you've got me shedding a tear too Illy!

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#3 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 07:57 PM

One small step for Bat. One giant leap for Batkind.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#4 Slow Ben

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 07:59 PM

To boldly go where no bat has gone before.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#5 Illuyankas

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 08:02 PM

I see I'm not the only one moved by Spacebat's noble end.

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#6 frookenhauer

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 08:43 PM

godspeed spacebat!

souls are for wimps

#7 Aptorian

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 08:55 PM

I think I speak for all of us when I say... EEEEKKK EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK EEEK EEEK EEK EEEEEEEK EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!! to the great hero of the Batnation.

#8 frookenhauer

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 08:58 PM

Indeed!

souls are for wimps

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 09:53 PM

Aptorian, on Mar 18 2009, 01:55 PM, said:

EEEEKKK EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK EEEK EEEK EEK EEEEEEEK EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!

You words will ring out through the centuries....

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#10 frookenhauer

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 11:44 PM

Actually if I remember correctly that is the sound of a bat orgasming...Aptorian you are one sick pup!

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souls are for wimps

#11 Abyss

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 01:56 PM

I, for one, WELCOME our soon to be returning solar radiation powered bat Overlord...

The comments in that article are the funny, btw.

- Abyss, notes the Fantastic Four started the exact same way... sort of...

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#12 stone monkey

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 03:17 PM

As did Dark Phoenix... And that didn't turn out too well.

If that bat comes back bursting at the seams with The Power Cosmic, we've only ourselves to blame.

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#13 RodeoRanch

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 03:20 PM

Pretty sure that bat just Ascended.

#14 Bombjack

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 03:30 PM

Research complete!

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#15 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 07:56 PM

Slightly related to the thread. Has anyone in the UK been in the Batcave at Chester Zoo? It is frickin brilliant. You go in and it is dark and the bats are all free to fly around everywhere. There is an extra dark little rocky tunnel bit and as you walk through, you can feel the wind from the wings of the really little ones as they fly by your face. There are some giant ones that don't fly so much in there too. It scares the crap out of me, but in a good way. I heartily recommend it!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#16 Abyss

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 08:01 PM

If one bites you do you get super powers?

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#17 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 08:10 PM

Does rabies count as a super power? If so, then "Yes!".

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 09:48 PM

super powers ftw.

I hope spacebat managed to evolve a spacesuit quickly, and is now happily floating throuh space

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 10:24 PM

haha last comment on the page

"I want john herman to write my eulogy."

good night sweet bat-prince

EDIT: read through all the comments and apparently there have been two other bats who attempted space travel. they however got chicken a flew away before takeoff. thats the problem with the bat space program, dedication to the job is minimal. they had to break this guys wing to keep him on point. we should protest BASA bat rights violations

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