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Coca-cola or Pepsi? What brand of cola do you prefer?

Poll: Coca-cola or Pepsi? (54 member(s) have cast votes)

Coke/Pepsi/stuff

  1. I love me some Coca-cola (28 votes [51.85%])

    Percentage of vote: 51.85%

  2. Pepsi ... I am a weird creature who doesn't know proper cola when it hits him in the face (9 votes [16.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 16.67%

  3. I am Dolorous Menhir and I lost all my teeth because I drank too much soda when I was a kid (4 votes [7.41%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.41%

  4. Other brands of cola, tell us which. (13 votes [24.07%])

    Percentage of vote: 24.07%

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#41 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 08:13 AM

and a third vote for Irn-Bru here.

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 08:17 AM

What is this witches brew that you speak of... this Irn-Bru?
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 08:25 AM

I loved the small reports on Quantum-Cola. Its probably what made the glowing ones :)
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 10:27 AM

Coke, it's the optimal hungover cure
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 10:31 AM

I like how no-one has voted pepsi yet. My faith in this forum has never been stronger.

Now if only you could somehow mix bacon and coca-cola regular. Coca-Bacon!
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#46 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 10:42 AM

View PostAptorian, on Mar 10 2009, 11:31 AM, said:

I like how no-one has voted pepsi yet. My faith in this forum has never been stronger.

Now if only you could somehow mix bacon and coca-cola regular. Coca-Bacon!


Even though I drink neither, I thought I'd fix this for you.

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 10:50 AM

View PostAptorian, on Mar 10 2009, 09:25 AM, said:

I loved the small reports on Quantum-Cola. Its probably what made the glowing ones :)



yeah, they were awesome!
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 10:57 AM

View PostRodent of Unusual Size, on Mar 10 2009, 11:42 AM, said:

View PostAptorian, on Mar 10 2009, 11:31 AM, said:

I like how no-one has voted pepsi yet. My faith in this forum has never been stronger.

Now if only you could somehow mix bacon and coca-cola regular. Coca-Bacon!


Even though I drink neither, I thought I'd fix this for you.

What do I win?



You sir, just earned my eternal hatred and an enemy for life. I will see you ruined for this!

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 01:48 PM

that would be Shin
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 02:01 PM

View PostGrimhilde, on Mar 10 2009, 04:01 AM, said:

Quantum-Cola, if you're feeling especially suicidal...


Problem with this is, you're never quite sure if you're drinking it or not.
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 02:51 PM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Mar 10 2009, 08:17 AM, said:

What is this witches brew that you speak of... this Irn-Bru?


You can't have it. It contains trace amounts of ammonium ferric citrate, which is banned in the US. Bunch of wusses. I am currently sipping on a bottle of the bru at the moment. I would also recommend Barr's cola & tizer from the same wonderful people that brought us irn bru.
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 03:42 PM

View PostAptorian, on Mar 10 2009, 10:31 AM, said:

Now if only you could somehow mix bacon and coca-cola regular. Coca-Bacon!

Moo hoo ha ha.

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 03:53 PM

that right there's a crime against humanity.

seriously, I don't understand this obcession with taking stuff out of coke.

first, you take out the sugar (diet coke)
then they make it caffeine free
then they take out the calories.

there's no sugar, no caffeine, no calories... what the hell is left?
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 03:57 PM

The carcinogens. Duh.
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 04:04 PM

Pepsi Max FTW. You can all keep your smelly coke, it means more delicious pepsi for me, mwahahahaha!!! :sofa:
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 04:19 PM

View Postamphibian, on Mar 10 2009, 12:15 AM, said:

I used to like that Clear Pepsi stuff they sold for a hot minute.



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Posted 10 March 2009 - 04:37 PM

I drank Tab once.

I think it explains a lot.
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 04:41 PM

View PostCount Rugen, on Mar 10 2009, 09:42 AM, said:

View PostAptorian, on Mar 10 2009, 10:31 AM, said:

Now if only you could somehow mix bacon and coca-cola regular. Coca-Bacon!

Moo hoo ha ha.

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This will render all other carbonated beverages obsolete!
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 05:23 PM

I vote Guinness.
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 06:30 PM

My favourite poison:

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Never really cared for cola products... but I like this one. Isn't as sweet as RedBull, but it keeps me awake. :sofa:

This post has been edited by Dag: 10 March 2009 - 06:32 PM

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
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