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The Ashes 2009 (back where they belong) A thread for gentlemen, and Australians...

#81 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 17 July 2009 - 07:45 PM

MWAHAHAHAHA 156-8!!!

Suck on that Aussies, we might actually win a Test against you. At Lords. ;)
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Posted 17 July 2009 - 09:00 PM

...homeground advantage :p

Even so... ;)
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Posted 17 July 2009 - 09:25 PM

Lords is not homeground for England, it's the homeground for cricket, it's like playing Assoc. Footy at Wembely, the awe of playing at the home of the sport means the opposition raise their game and England just think: "meh we get to play here all the time"

It's interesting how they managed to get the Ponting decision right for completely the wrong reason. I've rarely seen a cricketer get booed off the field.

I suspect it will be too wet over the next 3 days to get a result.
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Posted 17 July 2009 - 09:31 PM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Jul 17 2009, 08:45 PM, said:

MWAHAHAHAHA 156-8!!!

Suck on that Aussies, we might actually win a Test against you. At Lords. ;)



Hmmm. Do you watch England often? If there's a way to lose this test, we'll find it.


View PostCougar, on Jul 17 2009, 10:25 PM, said:

Lords is not homeground for England, it's the homeground for cricket, it's like playing Assoc. Footy at Wembely, the awe of playing at the home of the sport means the opposition raise their game and England just think: "meh we get to play here all the time"


Nah. That's just the excuse we use for being crap.
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Posted 17 July 2009 - 09:38 PM

View PostCougar, on Jul 18 2009, 07:25 AM, said:

Lords is not homeground for England, it's the homeground for cricket, it's like playing Assoc. Footy at Wembely, the awe of playing at the home of the sport means the opposition raise their game and England just think: "meh we get to play here all the time"

It's interesting how they managed to get the Ponting decision right for completely the wrong reason. I've rarely seen a cricketer get booed off the field.

I suspect it will be too wet over the next 3 days to get a result.

Notice the tongue in cheek smiley Cougar? I was joking. England have done well, we haven't. Simple as that. Agree about Ponting and the rain, though. Now if only he could stifle his ego and get his head out of his ass...
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Posted 17 July 2009 - 09:49 PM

Oh Slick, if I was a Feng-shui expert I'd have a heart attack at your negative energy. Have some hope, man!

Or, more importantly, take the chance to mock the Aussies when it's possible. ;)
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Posted 17 July 2009 - 09:55 PM

Please TT, you can do that whenever. Just not with cricket. Maybe tennis, or soccer.
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Posted 17 July 2009 - 09:56 PM

I have smileys disabled: I object to them.
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Posted 17 July 2009 - 09:58 PM

I see. I find them useful, when I'm too lazy to express emotion through writing. I'm lazy like that.

On topic though, I think that without any rain, you Poms are right favourites to win this. Barring some major collapse, we're looking at chasing a 500+ run total unless my tired morning brain has missed something.

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Posted 17 July 2009 - 10:04 PM

Well if it's still cloudy tommorrow England will enforce the follow on and look to swing it off a length like they have been today.
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Posted 17 July 2009 - 10:08 PM

*shrugs* that's true. But although the innings may be reversed, the run total we must make to even be in it remains roughly the same. The follow on precludes us batting for a draw if it doesn't rain, though.
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Posted 17 July 2009 - 10:47 PM

If England can enforce the follow-on, they have a good chance of winning. If not, I can see us throwing this away...
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Posted 18 July 2009 - 10:56 AM

9 wickets down and just a few runs left to avoid the follow-on, it's getting tense...
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Posted 18 July 2009 - 11:09 AM

;) How's the weather over there.
Lots of rain clouds, I hope.

I wonder if a rain dance will work
Any thing to save us from the ignominy of losing at Lord's.

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Posted 18 July 2009 - 11:13 AM

And...we didn't enforce the follow on. WHY??!?!

It's going to piss down tomorrow now, I guarantee.
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Posted 18 July 2009 - 01:20 PM

I'll say this now, not enforcing the follow on is guttless cricket. When you have the enemy cornered and panicking you don't let him off.

In the entire 140 year history of test cricket a side following on has only won 3 times (according to cricinfo).
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Posted 18 July 2009 - 01:27 PM

Right, but how many times has a side won when their opponents could have enforced the follow on but chose not to? Probably not very many (in fact, I'd be surprised if there were 3). The fact that people win so rarely when forced to follow on is primarily due to the fact that they've got to overcome a 200+ first innings deficit, remember.

I personally didn't see a problem with not enforcing the follow on here. The Australian bowling attack is supposedly depleted - Johnson out of form, Hauritz injured (although Hauritz taking two wickets would suggest that that line of thinking is a bit off, but that's hindsight talking), and if England can pile on the runs, they can put the game beyond all doubt. I'd prefer to see England spending 5 1/2 sessions trying to bowl Australia out than see England trying to chase 200 odd on a last day pitch.


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Posted 18 July 2009 - 01:39 PM

Thing is though, you know England will end today on about 200-8. Then it will rain all tomorrow. Australia will then come into bowl on the 5th day and take things slow, bat defensively when they get in, and close out the draw.
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Posted 18 July 2009 - 01:43 PM

Is it definitely forecast to rain all day tomorrow?
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Posted 18 July 2009 - 01:45 PM

Yes but that pitch won't deteriorate, the same way other do, Lords pitches tend not to and the ball is moving a little bit so the claims it would be an entirely batsman freindly day 3 are spurious. It seems that Flintoff is nursing his knee a bit which I suspect is the main reason but I still think you bowl again.

The key thing for me is we could be fighting for time, depending on the weather. We are better off trying to rip them out for less than 200 straight away than wasting 5 sessions building a lead then watching the rain come down on all Monday.

It's guttless and England are risking leaving Australia a chasable target with 2 days to get it if they don't start performing in this innings. It a fucking stupid decision. It speaks volumes about Strauss as a captain.
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