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The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pink Vest Pink Vest: The Revenge

#421 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:08 PM

I do ponder my singularity on occasion, but not often
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:27 PM

You mean it doesn't work?!? So that's why I keep going to jail...
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:32 PM

View Postteholbeddict, on Mar 12 2009, 03:54 PM, said:

Just make sure you boys check out the care instructions on the tag of the vest before washing it. I'm not sure but I think it may be hand wash and hang dry, or dry clean only. The vest isn't going to make it very far if someone throws it in their washing machine and then the dryer. It'll shrink and then the only thing we'll be putting it on is a doll.



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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:37 PM

Its why he invented women
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:37 PM

Um no it isn't SB! Although I'm sure like yourself, that's what many men assume it was created for. Can you imagine what that vest is going to smell like after you all have febreezed it to death with various scents and stuffed it into an envelope repeatedly! Not the brightest of ideas! Which is probably why a male came up with it!
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:42 PM

Tehol is prejudiced against men.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:43 PM

tehol is sexist! sexist pig!!!!!!! :D

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Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:44 PM

No I'm not! Maccy started it with his whole laundry being a woman's job comment! I do like men! Although at times you boys are enough to make me reconsider....
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:45 PM

I was merely stating a well known fact.
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:46 PM

No Maccy that would be delusional thinking!
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:46 PM

But, you are talking about all men with your "not the brightest of ideas.... Probably the reason a male came up with it."

That's about all of us. And, I like not separating my whites and colors other than red. It doesn't take as long.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:47 PM

Ha! there you go again tehol! having preconsived ideas about us all! :D
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:47 PM

My washing method is second to none.

Throw dirty stuff in a pile at the door.

the clothes will wash, iron, fold and put themselves away
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:49 PM

View Postteholbeddict, on Mar 12 2009, 05:46 PM, said:

No Maccy that would be delusional thinking!


Are you claiming that Mac has delusions of competency? Ironic, that. :D

Edit: Before this gets misread, Mael accuses Tehol of having delusions of competency in Reaper's Gale.

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:49 PM

Ok I shouldn't have said all men...just you guys specifically :D Better?

So I notice you know not to throw red in with you whites Hoosier, would that be because you ended up with pink underwear and socks at some point? I bet you did!
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:50 PM

Wrinkle release with Febreeze.
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:50 PM

I would take offense if I were offended.

Real men don't take offense.
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:51 PM

Of course I did. All my good white undershirts, destroyed and mutated into a pink nightmare. Trial and error, that's my philosophy.
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:51 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on Mar 12 2009, 04:50 PM, said:

Wrinkle release with Febreeze.


So do you wash any of your clothes SB or do you just Febreeze everything?
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:52 PM

answer carefully Ben, its likely a womanly trap!
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