[Ain't_It_Just_]

Maybe if you paid your friends they'd come.....

...or you could always hire some paper cut-outs!

[HoosierDaddy]

HoosierDaddy, on Jul 18 2009, 11:03 PM, said:

Vests and V.D.'s in Illiana (Or Indianois).

Sadly, this was the last post on the last page. It needs be made more flagrant.

[frookenhauer]

I'm sorry DW, but that was an epic...


FAIL

[Darkwatch]

Darkwatch, on Jul 18 2009, 10:08 PM, said:

Alright, I got bad news.
My friends have totally bailed on me for the whole thing.
They're all too busy or occupied somewhere else, or "not in the mood". In other words they've pussied out.

Now I'm all for going out with a blow up doll dressed up and drinking with friends, but I'm sure as hell not doing it alone.
Besides I checked the price for a blow up doll and it's near 40$, I'm not paying that to go out alone. Besides they'd never let me in while alone with a blow up doll.
At least that mad man with the body pillow with a picture of a manga girl on it had his friend to take pictures.

So unfortunately I'm going to have to pass on this.
SB and HD should have an easier time.
I should have known not to make huge promises I wasn't sure I could deliver on.

Sorry TB...

Now I'm going to spend the night getting drunk at home.

Bubba, on Jul 18 2009, 10:11 PM, said:

*sigh*....well at least take some pics of you and the dejected vest.

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jul 19 2009, 03:06 AM, said:

Maybe if you paid your friends they'd come.....

...or you could always hire some paper cut-outs!

Frookenhauer, on Jul 19 2009, 11:19 AM, said:

I'm sorry DW, but that was an epic...


FAIL

Yeah, about that.


I was lying.



PSYCH!


Considering that I promised a lot of stuff it started even to seem impractical to me. Finally though I found a weekend I could do it, and it was on July 18th.
I but the opportunity to pull off this fail-prank was too much to resist, I was just waiting for TB to get back (which took longer than expected) to post the pics from that night.

So the night starts out, two of my friends are on their way, two bailed out, but we'd meet up with two other ones later.
As I wait I dress up Jean-Pierre Maverick, that's the name the doll got over the course of the evening.





So I'm writing my quoted post above while waiting and I see one of the friends who ditched on MSN.
My friends get here and we spend ten good minutes laughing at what we're about to do.
The groping started very quickly.



I start talking to mister "too much of a coward to come out with us" on MSN. I decide to mess with him, telling him were already on our way to go get him.
He capitulates in 10 seconds, we weren't even going to go get him. We laughed and raced off to his place with J-P riding shotgun.



So after picking up our impromptu partner and discovering he has an aversion to Jean-Pierre like a priest has to adult women, we head out to our first bar, the Uni Pub since I know there won't be a bouncer and we can get in.





So we get in and the place is dead for a Saturday night, fuck.
But there is a table of about 15 people and they were pretty awesome, since two of them did agree to have pictures taken with J-P.



Notice J-P's impassive and neutral face while being fondled by a girl.
Now compare that to this



Notice how J-P's back is arching and how much happier he seems with a guy riding him.

We then decide to hit up the Star Bar down the hill.
At this point we are getting stared at a lot. Our reluctant friends falls off a wall but manages not to get hurt and continues.
Outside the Star Bar we have a couple of people to talk to as the bouncers quickly kicked us out the bastards.



So still pissed off we couldn't stay in the bar very long we decide to hit the Dooley's and go shoot some pool and meet up with the two other friends.
Oh and here is mister reluctant.



So we get to the Dooley's and we get stared at like a bunch of freaks. The waitress was laughing her ass off the whole time.



Here is my friend taking J-P behind a bush for god knows what purpose.

http://i116.photobuc...apade018a-1.jpg

So we get a table and start playing some pool.

http://i116.photobuc...tscapade019.jpg

But J-P can't stay serious for very long and begins insinuating he want's balls in his mouth.

http://i116.photobuc...tscapade027.jpg

Our two new arrivals start getting along well with J-P, or more to the point the male of the two new arrivals is getting along well. J-P didn't like talking to Miss whose name is confidential.

http://i116.photobuc...apade020a-1.jpg

J-P so dislikes women and was sick of us trying to push women on him that he actually held her back when she tried to kiss him.

http://i116.photobuc...apade025a-1.jpg

Really I think no further proof is required, but I have some anyway:

http://i116.photobuc...apade024a-1.jpg

http://i116.photobuc...apade034a-1.jpg

And finally the nail in the coffin that pink is not worn by real men, well J-P ordered his drink for the night, I'm sure some of you *cough*Frook*cough* will recognize it.

http://i116.photobuc...tscapade021.jpg

http://i116.photobuc...tscapade022.jpg

http://i116.photobuc...tscapade023.jpg

Notice how he enjoys some guy playing in his hair.


Hope you all enjoyed Darkwatch's Shirtscapade.

[Slow Ben]

WELL DONE DW!

Very proud of you sir, you had me fooled.

Excellent stuff!

[teholbeddict]

OMG!!!! DW you are the greatest! You honestly are! This is fantastic! I can't believe you pulled it off! You even got the Bacardi Breezer in there! I am doing a major happy dance right now! You had me completely fooled with your apologies in the Trickster and what not!

This post has been edited by teholbeddict: 28 July 2009 - 08:40 PM

[Macros]

EPIC

massive virtual rep

[teholbeddict]

Again DW, I just want to say you blew this task out of the water! These pics are awesome and way beyond anything I was expecting, I am seriously impressed! You've set the bar pretty high for everyone who will be getting the vest from here on out!

[Macros]

I'm going to have to put it on the horse.

[Mezla PigDog]

Lol! You should ship J-P with the vest. He could see the world!

[Slow Ben]

Where do you live that everyone wears a grey mask?

[bubba]

Outstanding DW!!!!!!!!! you are a king among .....welll us Nerds. Great Job!

[Darkwatch]

Thanks all. It was difficult as hell to get everyone together but I'm glad I managed.

Mezla PigDog, on Jul 28 2009, 06:12 PM, said:

Lol! You should ship J-P with the vest. He could see the world!

The price would be quite a lot to ship. No to mention certain countries won't let you send this kind of thing through normal post.

Slow Ben, on Jul 28 2009, 06:38 PM, said:

Where do you live that everyone wears a grey mask?

It's called Confidentiality Land, in a town called My friends wanted to remain Anonymous.

I'll take the shirt in for cleaning tomorrow then I'll send it out to SB.
Can't wait to see him and HD in the Strip Club.

[Tremolo]

That was really fun. Thanks for the pics DW.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Sir, you are now my favourite person.

Those were some terrific photos!

Here's a tip DW: Go on the road and use J-P as one of those puppets that speak when you do.

[Tapper]

That was more than worth the wait! Epicness in the flesh... ehm, rubber.

virtual rep to you, DW.

[teholbeddict]

Yes it was definitely more than worth the wait. Not only did he fool us into thinking his friends had bailed and there would be no pictures. He also managed to take the vest out to several locations, have it appear in pics with several people, not to metion it was on a blow up doll! Plus he got the Bacardi Breezer in there, which was one of the terms of the original bet. The he tops it all off by putting together a little narrative to go with the pictures. This is beyond epic! I am in awe of DW, never let it be said he doesn't deliver.

This post has been edited by teholbeddict: 30 July 2009 - 02:07 PM

[Darkwatch]

Ok so the vest has been mailed off to SB.
Cleaned and all.
Sent it as a light packet, should take a week or two.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

What will he cook up for our favourite mannequin this time? Perhaps as a Mardi Gras participator-he certainly has the mustache for it.

[Slow Ben]

Wow, that was fast. 5 days from Quebec to Southern Illinois.

This.....thing....is.....SMALLLLLLLLL. I'm gonna try it on later, but its gonna be tight!