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Mafia 40.5: Fun Times in Prison

#41 User is offline   Korlat 

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 04:02 PM

View PostAnomandaris, on Mar 4 2009, 04:00 PM, said:

View PostFener, on Mar 4 2009, 05:52 PM, said:

I don't see how you can assume that I want the top bunk for sleeping. I don't sleep. The reason I want it is because the invisible men can't reach me at that altitude.

They exist, and they'll probably be the ones killing off people in the bottom bunk.


Boy I didn't ask you if you wanted to be on the bottom. I'm telling you. You see that big sword on my back. Hmmm
Good well it aint the only big sword I got and your going be getting the other one all night long. Then when I'm done with you Mockra is going to go for a ride when he finishes up Gamelon is going to take his turn. No invisible men will be reaching for you boy. Cause your furry little butt is going to be to busy. Now doesn't that make you feel better knowing that none of those invisible men are going to get you.

If you need any pointers on what is going to happen all you have to do is watch Oz. :D

You can call me Adebisi.


Now, now, no need to be so gay. I'm sure GL will be on soon, we can leave all that to him.

#42 User is offline   Anomandaris 

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 04:02 PM

View PostGamelon, on Mar 4 2009, 05:57 PM, said:

View PostFener, on Mar 4 2009, 04:54 PM, said:

Just in time

So, what do you

suggest?

Would anyone like some bread or some fish? I have plenty.


Tiss the only thing I've found to tick me off a bit so far.

By making an I am Jesus sort of reference Fener obviously tries to make a joke about himself being a jester thus giving the impression of not being one. Lulling us into a false sense of security perhaps?


Or a killer using WIFOM to keep people from lynching him. Or the jester trying to use WIFOM to make us think that he is really a killer using WIFOM.

I am going to ignore it. Cause there is to much WIFOM.

#43 User is offline   Korlat 

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 04:04 PM

Yeah, better to drink the PIFOM, no?

#44 User is offline   Anomandaris 

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 04:05 PM

View PostKorlat, on Mar 4 2009, 06:02 PM, said:

View PostAnomandaris, on Mar 4 2009, 04:00 PM, said:

View PostFener, on Mar 4 2009, 05:52 PM, said:

I don't see how you can assume that I want the top bunk for sleeping. I don't sleep. The reason I want it is because the invisible men can't reach me at that altitude.

They exist, and they'll probably be the ones killing off people in the bottom bunk.


Boy I didn't ask you if you wanted to be on the bottom. I'm telling you. You see that big sword on my back. Hmmm
Good well it aint the only big sword I got and your going be getting the other one all night long. Then when I'm done with you Mockra is going to go for a ride when he finishes up Gamelon is going to take his turn. No invisible men will be reaching for you boy. Cause your furry little butt is going to be to busy. Now doesn't that make you feel better knowing that none of those invisible men are going to get you.

If you need any pointers on what is going to happen all you have to do is watch Oz. :D

You can call me Adebisi.


Now, now, no need to be so gay. I'm sure GL will be on soon, we can leave all that to him.


*Punching Korlat in the face*
HEy I"M NOT GAY. YOU SUCKING ME OFF MAKES YOU GAY. YOU TAKING IT MAKES YOU GAY NOT ME.

*Continues punching Korlat till he is a bloody mess on the floor*

*As the guards drag me off screams*

WELL SEE WHO IS GAY. Fener might even get his shot.

#45 User is offline   Anomandaris 

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 04:05 PM

View PostKorlat, on Mar 4 2009, 06:04 PM, said:

Yeah, better to drink the PIFOM, no?


I told him to turn it into wine. I don't drink that stuff.

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 04:07 PM

Hmmm, unresolved issues...that thar, is killer mentality, junier.

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 04:08 PM

View PostAnomandaris, on Mar 4 2009, 04:05 PM, said:

View PostKorlat, on Mar 4 2009, 06:04 PM, said:

Yeah, better to drink the PIFOM, no?


I told him to turn it into wine. I don't drink that stuff.


ITS IN A BOTTLE! YOU VILL DRINK IT, UND YOU VILL ENJOY IT!

#48 User is offline   Anomandaris 

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 04:09 PM

View PostKorlat, on Mar 4 2009, 06:07 PM, said:

Hmmm, unresolved issues...that thar, is killer mentality, junier.


Actually that is prison mentality.. Slight difference. I suggest you read up on Oz then you might fully understand were you are and what is going to happen to you.

#49 User is offline   Korlat 

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 04:11 PM

View PostAnomandaris, on Mar 4 2009, 04:09 PM, said:

View PostKorlat, on Mar 4 2009, 06:07 PM, said:

Hmmm, unresolved issues...that thar, is killer mentality, junier.


Actually that is prison mentality.. Slight difference. I suggest you read up on Oz then you might fully understand were you are and what is going to happen to you.


Why do you think you're in prison? Killer mentality.

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 04:12 PM

View PostKorlat, on Mar 4 2009, 06:08 PM, said:

View PostAnomandaris, on Mar 4 2009, 04:05 PM, said:

View PostKorlat, on Mar 4 2009, 06:04 PM, said:

Yeah, better to drink the PIFOM, no?


I told him to turn it into wine. I don't drink that stuff.


ITS IN A BOTTLE! YOU VILL DRINK IT, UND YOU VILL ENJOY IT!


Oh so your one of those Aryan boys are you. Every one knows that your killer scum.

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 04:12 PM

Right, I'm here now.

Let me say this - I am going to be playing this game in seriousness. That means I intend to make sure that every post I make is contentful - no artificially inflated postcounts here! I do not like spam - it is a tactic scum use to make it hard to reread their posts. And if you're not scum and you do it, you deserve to be. So, spammers shall feel my wrath! Feel free to amuse yourselves with some RP for a while, we do after all need some of that to get this game moving. But should mindless spam rear its hideously deformed head, well, I guess I'll just have to pretend you are Tiam and do what dragons do best.

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 04:13 PM

View PostKorlat, on Mar 4 2009, 06:11 PM, said:

View PostAnomandaris, on Mar 4 2009, 04:09 PM, said:

View PostKorlat, on Mar 4 2009, 06:07 PM, said:

Hmmm, unresolved issues...that thar, is killer mentality, junier.


Actually that is prison mentality.. Slight difference. I suggest you read up on Oz then you might fully understand were you are and what is going to happen to you.


Why do you think you're in prison? Killer mentality.


No I raped four Nuns. I couldn't help myself. Their black little dresses were just to much for me to handle.

You know what was strange. They forgave me even as I was doing it. That is why I turned myself in.

#53 User is offline   Korlat 

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 04:14 PM

Aryans? Zose poosies? Zey haf no clue how to kill sumpzink.

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 04:17 PM

Ano seems to have... issues.

Turning down peyote urine shows he is a big girl's blouse.

He doesn't want to rape you, he wants your love and affection. He wants to hold hands and watch the moon and the stars, and then lay back and think of England.

That's what the invisiflyers told me. Their word is lor.

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 04:17 PM

@Anomandaris - So, were you imprisoned for crushing your enemies, driving them before you, and hearing the lamentations of their women?

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 04:18 PM

View PostSilanah, on Mar 4 2009, 04:12 PM, said:

Right, I'm here now.

Let me say this - I am going to be playing this game in seriousness. That means I intend to make sure that every post I make is contentful - no artificially inflated postcounts here! I do not like spam - it is a tactic scum use to make it hard to reread their posts. And if you're not scum and you do it, you deserve to be. So, spammers shall feel my wrath! Feel free to amuse yourselves with some RP for a while, we do after all need some of that to get this game moving. But should mindless spam rear its hideously deformed head, well, I guess I'll just have to pretend you are Tiam and do what dragons do best.


Ahh, a killer slip. Or a jester...either way, everyone knows you have no wrath if you're not one of those.

View PostAnomandaris, on Mar 4 2009, 04:13 PM, said:

View PostKorlat, on Mar 4 2009, 06:11 PM, said:

View PostAnomandaris, on Mar 4 2009, 04:09 PM, said:

View PostKorlat, on Mar 4 2009, 06:07 PM, said:

Hmmm, unresolved issues...that thar, is killer mentality, junier.


Actually that is prison mentality.. Slight difference. I suggest you read up on Oz then you might fully understand were you are and what is going to happen to you.


Why do you think you're in prison? Killer mentality.


No I raped four Nuns. I couldn't help myself. Their black little dresses were just to much for me to handle.

You know what was strange. They forgave me even as I was doing it. That is why I turned myself in.


No, those weren't nuns. They were choir boys.

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 04:31 PM

well, I'll be going out drinking. Going out meaning to Sonny's cell where they've found a way to turn the tears of new, young inmates into vodka.

be seeing you all. Especially you, Silanah. Serious newcomers tickle me in all the right places. We'll be having some fun tonight

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 05:19 PM

There are currently 26 hours or so left in day...
13 Players remain alive: Anomandaris, Galayn Lord, Kaschan, Emurlahn, Tennes, Silanah, Kessobahn, Fener, Gamelon, Korlat, Rashan, D'riss, Mockra

Votes:

1 - Kessobahn (Mockra)
2 - Mockra(Korlat, Gamelon)
1 - Gamelon(GL)

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 04 March 2009 - 05:27 PM

Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 04 March 2009 - 05:21 PM

View PostGamelon, on Mar 4 2009, 08:31 AM, said:

well, I'll be going out drinking. Going out meaning to Sonny's cell where they've found a way to turn the tears of new, young inmates into vodka.

be seeing you all. Especially you, Silanah. Serious newcomers tickle me in all the right places. We'll be having some fun tonight



I'm in!!

I brought my soap on a rope! *looks around* no one else did?? that means you are all my bitches!! haha!111oneonepwned.

Above bold is mine.. who will be having fun tonight? you and your killer buddies?

vote gamelon

for tickling someone tonight with his "weapon" :D

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 05:23 PM

Also, Sil... chill dude. It's like 2 pages in. Be happy that grief and Ment arent playing or we would be 13 pages in right now.

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