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Mafia 40.5: Fun Times in Prison

#21 User is offline   Fener 

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 02:54 PM

Just in time

So, what do you

suggest?

Would anyone like some bread or some fish? I have plenty.

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 02:59 PM

This thread has been open for almost 4 hours and this is all that you people have posted. Grief has to be chugging pepsi in huge gulps wanting to post and modding instead.

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:00 PM

View PostFener, on Mar 4 2009, 04:54 PM, said:

Just in time

So, what do you

suggest?

Would anyone like some bread or some fish? I have plenty.


Yeah here I peed in this bottle turn it into wine.

#24 User is offline   Mockra 

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:02 PM

View PostGamelon, on Mar 4 2009, 04:27 PM, said:

mockra for voting for an obviously innocent Kessobahn.


That's the problem with Jester games, I can't pounce on the too-obviously-scum stuff like this. :D

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:06 PM

View PostMockra, on Mar 4 2009, 05:02 PM, said:

View PostGamelon, on Mar 4 2009, 04:27 PM, said:

mockra for voting for an obviously innocent Kessobahn.


That's the problem with Jester games, I can't pounce on the too-obviously-scum stuff like this. :D


I love how you find obvious scum stuff within the first half of the first page. Good luck with that

This post has been edited by Gamelon: 04 March 2009 - 03:07 PM


#26 User is offline   Mockra 

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:08 PM

View PostGamelon, on Mar 4 2009, 05:06 PM, said:

View PostMockra, on Mar 4 2009, 05:02 PM, said:

View PostGamelon, on Mar 4 2009, 04:27 PM, said:

mockra for voting for an obviously innocent Kessobahn.


That's the problem with Jester games, I can't pounce on the too-obviously-scum stuff like this. :D


I love how you find obvious scum stuff within the first half of the first page. Good luck with that


Well, you didn't you find an obvious innocent?

ZING!

#27 User is offline   Mockra 

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:20 PM

I declare myself winnerz!

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:27 PM

View PostMockra, on Mar 4 2009, 05:20 PM, said:

I declare myself winnerz!


which is a pretty cool sort of irony since you lost and all. My victory glowed golden like the evening sun

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:32 PM

I declare you both my prison bitches for the day. So I win.




edit : changed by to my

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#30 User is offline   Mockra 

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:34 PM

View PostAnomandaris, on Mar 4 2009, 05:32 PM, said:

I declare you both my prison bitches for the day. So I win.


That's the nicest compliment I got since that hot judge declared me legally sane

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:35 PM

I don't see why you would waster some good urine by turning into wine...

Shotgun top bunk by the way.

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:40 PM

View PostMockra, on Mar 4 2009, 05:34 PM, said:

View PostAnomandaris, on Mar 4 2009, 05:32 PM, said:

I declare you both my prison bitches for the day. So I win.


That's the nicest compliment I got since that hot judge declared me legally sane


I was behind you in sentencing. That judge wasn't hot he was 400 pounds and his black robes were sticking to his man boobs. Obviously he was crazier then you are.

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:42 PM

View PostFener, on Mar 4 2009, 05:35 PM, said:

I don't see why you would waster some good urine by turning into wine...

Shotgun top bunk by the way.


You can shotgun it all you want but your sleeping under Mockra and Gamelon.

Any bets on which one of you crys first. :D

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:43 PM

View PostMockra, on Mar 4 2009, 03:08 PM, said:

View PostGamelon, on Mar 4 2009, 05:06 PM, said:

View PostMockra, on Mar 4 2009, 05:02 PM, said:

View PostGamelon, on Mar 4 2009, 04:27 PM, said:

mockra for voting for an obviously innocent Kessobahn.


That's the problem with Jester games, I can't pounce on the too-obviously-scum stuff like this. :D


I love how you find obvious scum stuff within the first half of the first page. Good luck with that


Well, you didn't you find an obvious innocent?

ZING!


THURSDAY! Die! Die! Die!

vote Mockra
vote Mockra
vote Mockra
vote Mockra
vote Mockra

And to the rest of you, cordial greetings and warm salutations. Any big strong men around to come keep me company?

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:52 PM

I don't see how you can assume that I want the top bunk for sleeping. I don't sleep. The reason I want it is because the invisible men can't reach me at that altitude.

They exist, and they'll probably be the ones killing off people in the bottom bunk.

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:56 PM

Holy shit I'm at L-1! :D

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:57 PM

View PostFener, on Mar 4 2009, 04:54 PM, said:

Just in time

So, what do you

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Would anyone like some bread or some fish? I have plenty.


Tiss the only thing I've found to tick me off a bit so far.

By making an I am Jesus sort of reference Fener obviously tries to make a joke about himself being a jester thus giving the impression of not being one. Lulling us into a false sense of security perhaps?

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:58 PM

Feh. Kill Thursday. DIE MOCKRA DIE!

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 04:00 PM

View PostFener, on Mar 4 2009, 05:52 PM, said:

I don't see how you can assume that I want the top bunk for sleeping. I don't sleep. The reason I want it is because the invisible men can't reach me at that altitude.

They exist, and they'll probably be the ones killing off people in the bottom bunk.


Boy I didn't ask you if you wanted to be on the bottom. I'm telling you. You see that big sword on my back. Hmmm
Good well it aint the only big sword I got and your going be getting the other one all night long. Then when I'm done with you Mockra is going to go for a ride when he finishes up Gamelon is going to take his turn. No invisible men will be reaching for you boy. Cause your furry little butt is going to be to busy. Now doesn't that make you feel better knowing that none of those invisible men are going to get you.

If you need any pointers on what is going to happen all you have to do is watch Oz. :D

You can call me Adebisi.

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 04:00 PM

View PostMockra, on Mar 4 2009, 05:56 PM, said:

Holy shit I'm at L-1! :D


This is because we love you. I never could get it up while my darlings kept moving around, so I drugged them with Opium and Antimonpentafluorid. You will receive my attentions too, as soon as you've stopped moving :D

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