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Chimp attacks old lady and is shot to death Seriously America, what the fuck?!

#21 cerveza_fiesta

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 02:37 PM

exactly.

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#22 Sparkimus

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 03:09 PM

Traveller, on Mar 3 2009, 05:53 AM, said:

Apparently, this big bear was taken on a 'visit' to a retirement home, and while it was there, it accidentally sat on a 97 year old woman, who was in an armchair it obviously liked the look of.

I just remember reading that, and thinking that after managing to stay alive for 97 years, and making it to a quiet retirement, i bet she never saw that coming...

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.

#23 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 10:50 AM

Hmm...maybe you have something there, Trav.

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#24 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 03:39 PM

Not just an American problem. Here's an article about the popularity of French attack monkeys. Google it, there's dumb people keeping monkey pets all over the world.

http://www.canoe.ca/AllAboutCanoesNewsOct0...ttmonk-par.html

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#25 Obdigore

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 03:42 PM

Ahh, but noone cares what people in other countries do, unless they are in those countries.

As long as they can ridicule the GREAT BIG BAD AMERIKKA, they are happy.

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#26 Aptorian

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 05:36 PM

Well, I'm somewhat surprised that this took place in France because it was my impression that "wild animals" like monkeys are not allowed to be privatly owned in Europe. I thought it was a general agreement because of the open borders.

You can be damn sure it's not going to happen in Denmark anyway. It's a headline news if a spider bigger than your thumbnail is discovered. People would be scared shitless over free roaming giant monkeys.