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MAFIA 39.5 - Pirates vs. Ninjas

#2461 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 02:42 PM

It didn't take the pirate's rum-soaked brains too long to figure out who had the most loot. The Nips have been robbing all those they've killed and whomever finshed the sneaky fuckers off must've been loaded. Soon, all of them, including the monkey, turned on the one who had an empty pistol

"Arr, ye can't kill me! I'm the helmsman, without me you'll never leave!"
"We'll all go into Davy Jones' locker soon enough. But, by the cracks of Cape Horn, I'll not go there a poor man!"

All logic gone, replaced by insatiable greed, the remaining crew tear the helmsman to shreds. his loot's divided equally, an the leftovers are thrown overboards, pleading Neptune to bring some wind to the uselessly flapping sails

Galayn Lord (Gem Windcaster) is dead. She was a Helmsman, a pirate and had 65 Gold

It is now night, please submit your actions.

This post has been edited by Mentalist: 24 February 2009 - 02:42 PM

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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 24 February 2009 - 02:43 PM

View PostMentalist, on Feb 24 2009, 04:42 PM, said:

It didn't take the pirate's rum-soaked brains too long to figure out who had the most loot. The Nips have been robbing all those they've killed and whomever finshed the sneaky fuckers off must've been loaded. Soon, all of them, including the monkey, turned on the one who had an empty pistol

"Arr, ye can't kill me! I'm the helmsman, without me you'll never leave!"
"We'll all go into Davy Jones' locker soon enough. But, by the cracks of Cape Horn, I'll not go there a poor man!"

All logic gone, replaced by insatiable greed, the remaining crew tear the helmsman to shreds. his loot's divided equally, an the leftovers are thrown overboards, pleading Neptune to bring some wind to the uselessly flapping sails

Galayn Lord (Gem Windcaster) is dead. She was a Helmsman, a pirate and had 65 Gold

It is now night, please submit your actions.


Seems GL did have all the gold after all :D

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 02:48 PM

Hey HP, you said you still have a vig or am I mis-understanding?

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 02:50 PM

View PostEmurlahn, on Feb 24 2009, 04:48 PM, said:

Hey HP, you said you still have a vig or am I mis-understanding?


HAD a vig. Kept it the whole way through the game to use as my shaved-knuckle. Then when we went to last man standing I got a message saying it had been taken away :D

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 02:52 PM

Ahhh gay.

I got told that since its last-man-standing I have a 'monkey-dodge' bp, so I was going to say if you killed D'riss (I don't believe he is the ship since the 2 'others' were killed) then we would have been at an impass and win together.

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 03:02 PM

View PostEmurlahn, on Feb 24 2009, 04:52 PM, said:

Ahhh gay.

I got told that since its last-man-standing I have a 'monkey-dodge' bp, so I was going to say if you killed D'riss (I don't believe he is the ship since the 2 'others' were killed) then we would have been at an impass and win together.


Still not sold on the whole being the ship thing either. Egh, tired and confused.

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 03:49 PM

I'm bored, someone wake D'riss up, hes had like 6 hours of sleep.

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 03:54 PM

Hehe, this game has made me so tired from staying up late to try keep up...

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 04:07 PM

Hey mods, since D'riss claimed he dosen't have any night actions... just finish night...

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 04:24 PM

View PostEmurlahn, on Feb 24 2009, 06:07 PM, said:

Hey mods, since D'riss claimed he dosen't have any night actions... just finish night...


So what you think the chances are the Driss is on the level?

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 04:43 PM

I guess we found out by how long night is, assuming you don't have a night action, and I think if you do it would have been submitted already.

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 04:47 PM

View PostEmurlahn, on Feb 24 2009, 06:43 PM, said:

I guess we found out by how long night is, assuming you don't have a night action, and I think if you do it would have been submitted already.


How does night timing out prove Driss is the ship?

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 04:53 PM

View PostHood's Path, on Feb 24 2009, 12:47 PM, said:

View PostEmurlahn, on Feb 24 2009, 06:43 PM, said:

I guess we found out by how long night is, assuming you don't have a night action, and I think if you do it would have been submitted already.


How does night timing out prove Driss is the ship?


Assuming you have your NA in, assuming you have one, it proves D'riss has a NA.

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 05:02 PM

View PostEmurlahn, on Feb 24 2009, 06:53 PM, said:

View PostHood's Path, on Feb 24 2009, 12:47 PM, said:

View PostEmurlahn, on Feb 24 2009, 06:43 PM, said:

I guess we found out by how long night is, assuming you don't have a night action, and I think if you do it would have been submitted already.


How does night timing out prove Driss is the ship?


Assuming you have your NA in, assuming you have one, it proves D'riss has a NA.


I suppose, but Kurt might just let night time out to avoid meta...

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 05:06 PM

Well if noone can do anything tonight anyway, why are we even having night?

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 05:15 PM

Night is over as soon as I write a scene.

Give me a few minutes.

Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 24 February 2009 - 05:18 PM

Yay!

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 05:23 PM

The looming, annoying pink things were finally gone. They'd been chopping, slashing, and vomiting at each other ever since the big wooden home had stopped moving, and it had been all a monkey could do to stay alive ...

But only one of them had been alive last night. The rest had used up their last pistol shots, broken their knives and swords, and ate the last of the food before killing one another in hopeless desperation at being stranded in the middle of nowhere.

And the last drunken, befouled sot hadn't put up much of a fight as a simian's incisors had torn repeatedly into his throat - he'd been too exhausted from pushing a loose cannon off the deck. The monkey sighed wistfully at the loss of his beloved cannon - after it had fired, that hole had been so big and empty and hot - but, well, that's life. You win some, you lose some, you jizz in someone's boot, and then you find something new to stick your dick in.

He strutted onto the main deck proudly, dragging sacks of yellow shinies behind him, wondering just how impressed all the casks and coils of rope and deck planks would be at his newfound wealth. Oooh, and look at that slutty capstain ...

And as the monkey surveyed his boundless bounty of buggerables ... the wind began to blow.

Hood's Path (alt146) is dead, he was the Drunken Surgeon.
D'riss (Masterblue) is dead, he was the 24lb. Cannon.

Emurlahn (Obdigore) has won, he was the Shit-Flinging Monkey.

Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 24 February 2009 - 05:25 PM

SH password is kud13.
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 24 February 2009 - 05:25 PM

Fear the Obdidar.

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