[Sir Thursday]

Mentalist said:

do we have any volunteers to write the "cannon kills master ninja" scene?

Grief, on Feb 23 2009, 08:15 PM, said:

I'll give it a shot.

Awesome!

[Impirion]

The ninja lord creeped out from the shadows, stalking his next prey. The deck, still slick with blood, was deserted but he couldn't help but feel someone or something was watching him, waiting for him. Stealthily moving towards the crew's quarters, he suddenly hears a rustle and drops quietly back into the shade. Seconds pass and he hears a hissing sound, steadily growing louder. Trusting in his ability he eases himself up and comes face to face with a dark abyss. Suddenly the world explodes and the ninja lord feels himself falling deeper and deeper into darkness.

With his last thought, the ninja lord thinks "The fucking cannon?! Seriously?!"

Galain the Ninja Lord is dead. He was decapitated by a cannonball.

There's my attempt. I am not very good at creative writing but thought I would give it a go.

[Grief]

An eerie silence hung over the ship, as you look down from your perch upon the rigging. A large black shapes moves slowly in the night.
A shadow detaches itself from the wall, and slips down, where the whispered conversation sinks through the drunken fog and into your brain.

"So, at last I meet you, my nemesis"
The first shape says nothing. There is silence for a moment, and the flciker of a frown can be seen upon the cultured features of the assassin.
"Do you have nothing to say to me? No final words? So like the others. Fools" the word is laden with contempt.
Still the cloaked figure faces the back of the pirate.
"Do you not dare face me, coward?!" The whisper raises to a shout, but no one pays it any heed. Drunken shouting is common, aboard this particular ship. Even so, the ninja is careful to hush his voice, as he speaks his next, venom filled words.
"So be it. I will look into your eyes as you die, scum, and see your fear, your fear that paralyses you, even now. The stench of it is thick on you."

A knife is raised high in the night.

The figure, with his other hand, grabs what seems to be the shoulder of the pirate. It is oddly cold, a thought that drifts through the back of his mind briefly before dissapearing.
The man stares into the face of his prey.
Except his prey is not a pirate.

His prey is a thirty pound cannon.

A defeaning crash rips through the serenity of the ship. Even the most drunken of pirates are roused, and stumble blindly onto the deck.

Their is a look of sheer astonishment on the face of the man who seems to hang there for a moment, before tumbling down into the icy water. A monkey pauses to look, and chuckles silently to himself, before returning to his business with a spare wooden leg.

The silence returns, reigning over the cold night. Smoke billows across the gentle waves, and for but a moment, it seems to form a word which pauses in the air, as it dissipates under the soft push of the wind.

Wtfpwned...

And then it is gone.

Just a quick effort, im sure someone else can do better, if you don't like, don't use.

[Mentalist]

ROFL

nice

both are very nice.

[Mentalist]

right, i'm off

for anyone who may decide to post moring in my absence; THE FIRST POST IS WRONG!!!


DiBs withheld kill, so unless D'riss goes for Emur, Obdi should live.

I should be back in time for night to time out though.

[Vengeance]

Mentalist, on Feb 23 2009, 02:43 PM, said:

right, i'm off

for anyone who may decide to post moring in my absence; THE FIRST POST IS WRONG!!!


DiBs withheld kill, so unless D'riss goes for Emur, Obdi should live.

I should be back in time for night to time out though.

Go Obdi go....

[Mentalist]

bah, i'm an idiot
I got halfway to class b4 I remebered that my seminar today was cancelled cuz both my profs are form the States and they went home for the break and werent gonna be back yet.

[Grief]

Excuses excuses.
Really, you're just staying cause you're a shameless addict

[Mentalist]

no-no,. i went out.
I even have a 2L bottle of Schweppes tonic water to prove it.

[Impirion]

Mentalist, on Feb 23 2009, 09:09 PM, said:

no-no,. i went out.
I even have a 2L bottle of Schweppes tonic water to prove it.

Tonic water? hope you have a bottle of gin somewhere then. Else tonic water is pointless.

Imp

[Mentalist]

I mix it with cranberry.
the resulting mixtures delicious.

[Impirion]

Fair enough. Now add gin
But still, tonic instead of rum? When you are hanging around in this game? Fer shame

[Mentalist]

i;m really not a big fan of rum

plus the fact that it's not sold in convenience stores over here and the nearest liquour store's half an hour walk from here.

I purchased this on my way back home from halfway to my class.

[Mentalist]

so, DiBs changed his mind AGAIN:

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you sure i cant explode and kill four people

Pretty sure yes, maybe you should claim you can and they wont lynch you...

kill fener if night hasnt ended, with a big raspberry if the cook can spare one

he now kills Fener, who's getting double-killed.

who should get his gold?

[Mentalist]

re-reading the rules, DiBs' kill is "redudndant", since we're to look at who targetted the dead person first.

so Silanah gets the kill, and the gold.
and Obdi pockets an extra 5 gold.

[Vengeance]

Mentalist, on Feb 23 2009, 03:53 PM, said:

re-reading the rules, DiBs' kill is "redudndant", since we're to look at who targetted the dead person first.

so Silanah gets the kill, and the gold.
and Obdi pockets an extra 5 gold.

:snigger: Go go my little Horny Monkey

[Mentalist]

though where he'd keep 25 gold coins, since he doesn't actually HAVE pockets, I don't wanna know...

[Tapper]

Mentalist, on Feb 23 2009, 11:09 PM, said:

though where he'd keep 25 gold coins, since he doesn't actually HAVE pockets, I don't wanna know...

Now THAT's a money shot....

Tapper, a dirty mind is a joy forever.

[Vengeance]

Isn't this night about done Mental. I need to go to class. Can we hurry this shit up sometime soon.

[Vengeance]

Mentalist, on Feb 23 2009, 04:09 PM, said:

though where he'd keep 25 gold coins, since he doesn't actually HAVE pockets, I don't wanna know...

I would like to give obdi my unused day vig. As long as he takes out DIBS....