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Snake Invasion!

#21 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:32 AM

If Mushroom gets into a tussle with the snake...this could be officially way better than that thing you did with the spider, Mez! Go Mushroom....Actually if it is actually one of them poisonous buggers. Grab a gun and a didgeriedoo and twat the fucker and ask questions later
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:33 AM

Swing it around like a lasso!
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:36 AM

...after you've hitted it a few times and the venomous end is a pulpy mass of brokenness
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:37 AM

Swing it around by the head-end and gives it a kiss!

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:38 AM

Put it down your trousers...alive.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:38 AM

Hang on Hume is an aussie........he's probably got it on the barbee already.......or he has gone to find a really long bun....................bet it tastes like chicken

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I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:39 AM

He's used it in a fantastic scheme to foil Colombian drug-lords who've kidnapped his American wife!!!!!!
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:41 AM

View PostBhurnae, on Feb 13 2009, 09:38 PM, said:

Hang on Hume is an aussie........he's probably got it on the barbee already.......or he has gone to find a really long bun....................bet it tastes like chicken


Nothing a little hot sauce can't fix, at any rate.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:42 AM

Fuck you guys are funny.

Nah, I just went down to the DVD store to rent some Dvd's it being a Rainy weekand and thats what you do.

My guess is that its a carpet python. Im 99% certain it is not poisenous, it being a python, but I will still check on the net after this.

It also looks skinny, as in it hasn't been fed in a while, so we will be keeping our Chihouas in our house for the time, even the wippet as well. Its still fairly active too at the moment, so its likely that its looking for food. Its just moved over to the tree over from that one, a Taller Gum tree.

Originally I was woken up from my bed and told "Hey there is a Carpet snake in our House!"
At first Im thinking "Fuck, how am I gonna get it out of the house? Pick it up? or just move it with a broom? I was kinda prepared to do it, on the same hand when I realised when I was told 'our house' they meant 'our yard' I was alittle relieved.



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Why would why I want to Kill it? It kills mice and other pest type animals in the area? Its only a snake after all. Besides its raining, a terrible day for a BBQ

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:42 AM

Hold on...he hasn't actually replied for a while....
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:43 AM

HOORAY!

Now can you wrestle it?
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:44 AM

You went to get a DVD?

Fuck, that's like people in Tokyo going to the pharmacy to get cough syrup while Godzilla and Mothra are duking it out midtown.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:47 AM

This is a carpet python off the net

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this is your new pet...

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They look surprisingly alike...And I've never heard of a poisonous python, so yeah. I think you should wrestle it for control of your back yard :(

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:47 AM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Feb 14 2009, 12:44 PM, said:

You went to get a DVD?

Fuck, that's like people in Tokyo going to the pharmacy to get cough syrup while Godzilla and Mothra are duking it out midtown.



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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:49 AM

This mob will not be satisfied until you fight it, Hume!
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:50 AM

View PostMushroom, on Feb 14 2009, 02:42 AM, said:

@ Bhurnae
Why would why I want to Kill it? It kills mice and other pest type animals in the area? Its only a snake after all. Besides its raining, a terrible day for a BBQ


Mice are easily squished using a hammer.........a snake that size could eat your house, I've seen it in Films so it must be true.

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:50 AM

Or, shiskebab it. Or, feed it a gnome. Either way.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:50 AM

I have determined it is a Coastal Carpet Python

http://www.snakecatc...pet_Python.html

Perfectly safe to Go and have a wrestle with!
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:51 AM

I'm for hitting it with a didgeriedoo!
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:51 AM

HUZZAH! PUNCH IT IN THE FACE!
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