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American Football vs Rugby Put up or shut up

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  1. American football (22 votes [34.38%])

    Percentage of vote: 34.38%

  2. Rugby (42 votes [65.62%])

    Percentage of vote: 65.62%

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#61 User is offline   Sparkimus 

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 09:51 PM

Damnit Cougar! This is the Inn! Speak correctly and make up your facts.

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 09:53 PM

My favorite part of american football was always running away from the guys who wanted to tackle me as I was running for a touchdown. When they started catching up, I didn't like it anymore.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 09:53 PM

View PostCougar, on Feb 13 2009, 01:46 PM, said:

The nearest thing we currently have to the earliest versions of organised football in the modern sense ( the chinese and the aztecs did not play it that's just bollocks) is Aussie Rules. They are all football , Rugby Football, Association Football, American Football, Canadian Football, Australian Rules Football and Gaelic Football, it's just that the rules have diverged, US and Canadian stem from Rugby variations after the Rugby Football Union had been established in opposition to what would become the Football Association. In the past different schools etc would have had differing interpretations of the rules (we are talking 150 years ago) and it was not uncommon for matches to be played with one schools rules in each half. During the first Lions (British Isles combined side) tour to Australia the Lions played Rugby and Aussie rules, even though they didn't play Aussie rules at all in Britain. Furthermore the Rugby Football League was forced to split from the Rugby Football union in the late 1880s following the decision of the union to not allow the Northern working class players to be paid as proffesionals, creating two sports (union did not turn proffesional until 1995 or 96 I can't quite remember).

Soccer is just a colloquial derivation of Association, as Rugger is a nickname of Rugby Union. It was very common for me and my friends to call it soccer and it is very common amongst my rugby playing friends who generally refer to rugby as football, and the players as footballers (not rugby players) and use 'soccer' to distinguish the dribbling game. To my mind it was only in the mid-90s particularly after the 1994 world cup that the British started to object to soccer as a term because it was deemed to be American, before that it was very aceptable slang


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Posted 13 February 2009 - 09:55 PM

So, when I said that "soccer" was an English word... I was right? And thus denigrating Americans for using the term is hypocritical? Huh, this is a funny feeling.
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:01 PM

Wat? Wat? Wat?

No, we were happy to use it...Until we found out you guys were using it and then we thought...NO!

It makes us twitch, like when we hear Aluminum *twitches*
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:02 PM

This poll is closer than I would have thought.


And here's this for ya, just mute it I don't know why they can't pick a different song for these things

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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#67 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:05 PM

Keep telling yourself that Frook. AMERICA - F*** Yeah! Stealing other countries best stuff for 220 years yeah!
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:09 PM

View PostCougar, on Feb 13 2009, 10:46 PM, said:

The nearest thing we currently have to the earliest versions of organised football in the modern sense ( the chinese and the aztecs did not play it that's just bollocks) is Aussie Rules. They are all football , Rugby Football, Association Football, American Football, Canadian Football, Australian Rules Football and Gaelic Football, it's just that the rules have diverged, US and Canadian stem from Rugby variations after the Rugby Football Union had been established in opposition to what would become the Football Association. In the past different schools etc would have had differing interpretations of the rules (we are talking 150 years ago) and it was not uncommon for matches to be played with one schools rules in each half. During the first Lions (British Isles combined side) tour to Australia the Lions played Rugby and Aussie rules, even though they didn't play Aussie rules at all in Britain. Furthermore the Rugby Football League was forced to split from the Rugby Football union in the late 1880s following the decision of the union to not allow the Northern working class players to be paid as proffesionals, creating two sports (union did not turn proffesional until 1995 or 96 I can't quite remember).

Soccer is just a colloquial derivation of Association, as Rugger is a nickname of Rugby Union. It was very common for me and my friends to call it soccer and it is very common amongst my rugby playing friends who generally refer to rugby as football, and the players as footballers (not rugby players) and use 'soccer' to distinguish the dribbling game. To my mind it was only in the mid-90s particularly after the 1994 world cup that the British started to object to soccer as a term because it was deemed to be American, before that it was very aceptable slang


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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:10 PM

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Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:11 PM

Lol. That second one looks mighty interesting. Can you tell me more?

Runs-lots seems like a fun game too.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:12 PM

You stand.
Holding an egg.
Without moving.
For as long as possible.
Whoever stands longest wins.
Though thats not relevant since its usually played alone.
That is all.

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Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


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Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:13 PM

View PostGrief, on Feb 13 2009, 05:12 PM, said:

You stand.
Holding an egg.
Without moving.
For as long as possible.
Whoever stands longest wins.
Though thats not relevant since its usually played alone.
That is all.


So it's a mix between tennis and bowling? Awesome.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:15 PM

Man I hate run-lots, we're not talking about that here. You're welcome to call football handegg, but from here on out I'll be referring to rugby simply as circle jerk.

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:15 PM

Surely run-lots would be better applied to say, sprinting. Or marathons :(

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Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


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Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:18 PM

No, marathons are run-forevers and sprinting is quickly-winded. That's all I ever see anyone do in a soccer match is run-lots so it seems very appropriate :(

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:19 PM

No. Some people like to call it bouncy-ball, but for the most part Runs-Lots is the generally accepted term. They also refer to rugby as: "wtf is rugby?" But that's cause they only pay attention to "American" sports.
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:21 PM

They run lots and play with the ball with their feet and stuff, it happens a lot in the game...where the ball strikes the foot and the foot strikes the ball, foot, ball, foot, ball, football...Knew there was a reason
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:22 PM

Oh, are you referring to kick ball? The sport where they kick a round ball and move around alot?
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:22 PM

That is the very same and they use their feet to kick it with :(
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:24 PM

Ohhhhhh, okay. Shoe-ball. That's a real fringe sport here.
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