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Teacher by day, hooker by night! I smell a Hollywood movie!

#1 RodeoRanch

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 02:33 AM

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 02:45 AM

Sign me up for that parent-teacher session.

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 03:04 AM

lol I saw this earlier. Have to wonder what the kids' parents are thinking of the teacher now.

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 03:48 AM

Priceless.

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 04:00 AM

At that age I was convinced my teachers didn't exist outside of the school.

They could very well have done nothing and the kids would not have noticed.

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 12:33 PM

Darkwatch, on Feb 12 2009, 04:00 AM, said:

At that age I was convinced my teachers didn't exist outside of the school.

They could very well have done nothing and the kids would not have noticed.

Nah it would have got out. It's in the media so some parents were bound to have seen it. When I was a kid, someone not only found out one of our teachers used to be a glamour model, the also managed to get hold of a topless pic of her to hang up on the classroom wall. Kids love this kind of gossip even more than the adults do

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 12:46 PM

Menandore, on Feb 12 2009, 01:33 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on Feb 12 2009, 04:00 AM, said:

At that age I was convinced my teachers didn't exist outside of the school.

They could very well have done nothing and the kids would not have noticed.

I wish we had us one of those. All we had was a paedophile rapist...

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 01:02 PM

We had fashion models... Two, in fact. Im not sure what was going on with that, but, well, two beautiful women teaching us... T'was all good.

Although now Id rather have had the glamour models.

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 01:27 PM

Three of my old teachers were pedophiles (mostly PE ones), along with two scout leaders.

One teacher got fired for selling pot to students. Now HE was my favourite.

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 05:34 PM

We had one pervert, fired for indecent behaviour, one we were convinced was a hooker but no evidence was ever forthcomings

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 07:03 PM

We had one teacher in junior high, a PE instructor, who had dancing units in 8th grade. It was weird, but apparently a practice the school had implemented years ago. Anyways, he always used to just pick a girl at random to use for a demonstration, even if said girl openly said she didn't want to do it (the guy was in his early 50s so that's understandable). Since he kept forcing people to be part of a demo all the girls in class lodged a huge protest involving the principal, etc. He retired the following year although no mention was made if this event was the reasoning.

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 07:37 PM

Wow, my school wasn't very exciting in the criminal teaching stakes. We did have a PE teacher with no eyelashes..... And a maths teacher had a nervous breakdown during a class, which was interesting.

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#13 Macros

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 07:54 PM

we had two breakdowns, our german teacher and maths teacher.

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 09:09 PM

We made our teacher run out of the room crying in 8th grade College Algebra (lol, right?).

We also lost a teacher between 10th and 11th - he was apparently having an afair with a senior (of legal age) student and so was dismissed. He was a cool guy too and really seemed to enjoy his job.

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 09:11 PM

obdigore said:

really seemed to enjoy his job

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 11:42 AM

Oh for God's sake, leave her alone. It's not like she was perverting the kids right?

I had a teacher who retired because we were giving him manic depression. Huh.

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