[Illuyankas]

Aptorian, on Mar 5 2009, 09:35 PM, said:

Count Rugen, on Mar 5 2009, 07:38 PM, said:

Sephiroth? What, that preening girly-haired whiney little bitch with the mother complex? Beaten by a transvestite with a steel door for a weapon? Pfft.

Did you play FF7?

The intro has always stuck with me where Cloud is just a normal soldier and him and a platoon are escorting Sephiroth... somewhere I don't remember. Anyway, something happens and of course they're attacked by some some kind of awesome monster. Cloud, being just the low level soldier, is doing something like 5 hp damage every round and Sephiroth is just unleashing hell, like 9999 every time he hits it. I remember being all whoah dude is awesome. Then you find out he's insane and you have to find him... I was intimidated.

Yes. And then he finds out he's a clone and totally loses it. The pussy. Cloud manned the fuck up after he found out the truth, and he spent all his cash on hair gel instead of Phoenix Downs.

[Karnadas]

Count Rugen, on Mar 6 2009, 11:10 PM, said:

Aptorian, on Mar 5 2009, 09:35 PM, said:

Count Rugen, on Mar 5 2009, 07:38 PM, said:

Sephiroth? What, that preening girly-haired whiney little bitch with the mother complex? Beaten by a transvestite with a steel door for a weapon? Pfft.

Did you play FF7?

The intro has always stuck with me where Cloud is just a normal soldier and him and a platoon are escorting Sephiroth... somewhere I don't remember. Anyway, something happens and of course they're attacked by some some kind of awesome monster. Cloud, being just the low level soldier, is doing something like 5 hp damage every round and Sephiroth is just unleashing hell, like 9999 every time he hits it. I remember being all whoah dude is awesome. Then you find out he's insane and you have to find him... I was intimidated.

Yes. And then he finds out he's a clone and totally loses it. The pussy. Cloud manned the fuck up after he found out the truth, and he spent all his cash on hair gel instead of Phoenix Downs.

Then he lost it anyway...

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Only one for me....



The man single-handedly annhilated two ringworlds, an orbital city, an evil parasitic hive mind, a starfish-shaped construct, and killed many, many aliens. And when it was all over, he froze himself, just to test his toughness.

I will now hear your meaningless responses.