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#21 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 09 February 2009 - 12:28 AM

View PostStalker, on Feb 8 2009, 07:26 PM, said:

Hehe I understand that french, woot, I guess that is what 7 years of it gets you.

Though should it be Je ne comprends pas, or is that a technical thing that doesn't happen in casual converstation?


The first part of a negation usually drops in casual conversation yes. The "pas" is enough to tell you it's a negative.
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 12:30 AM

K that's what I was thinking, thanks for the info.
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 12:32 AM

GET OUT OF HERE HEY STALKER I HAVE TO SAY I LIKE HOW SUBTLY YOU SUGGESTED THAT AIN'T_IT_JUST_ SPAMS REPEATEDLY AND I ESPECIALLY LIKED HOW SUBTLY YOU CALLED HIM AND ALL HIS SPAMMING ILK A BLIGHT UPON US ALL

ALSO YOUR SUBTLE USE OF THE PHRASE
'Not really' TO PRETEND YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT WAS THE SUBTLEST PART

I AM ALSO A MASTER OF SUBTLETY AND I WISH TO SUBTLY ADMIT MY APPROVAL OF YOUR SUGGESTION















SUBTLY

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 12:35 AM

lol Illy. I'm glad you can appreciate my subtleness (is that a word?), though perhaps better a tad more subtle yourself wouldn't hurt. Unless of course that all caps is the new subtle, then you are absolutely AWESOME (note my use of subtleness).

Though perhaps I don't need to be subtle about that, I think it is already acknowledged.

This post has been edited by Stalker: 09 February 2009 - 12:37 AM

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Posted 09 February 2009 - 12:35 AM

I'm having a hard time getting the point of that, Illy.

Also: HA!
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 12:40 AM

All caps is the new understatement, but only for me and a select few. I don't want to be obnoxious, now.

Also you might not believe me but I began that post after I saw yours, was distracted while writing it for about 15 mins and didn't even read DW's French languaging subtle sentence until now.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 01:35 AM

CECI N'EST PAS SUBTILE MAIS BEAUCOUP DE VOUS NE LE COMPRENDS PAS QUAND-MEMES! HAHAHA!

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View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#28 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 09 February 2009 - 05:57 AM

I seem to be very popular....Stalker, learn to feel the love... :)

I understand some French too (taken 4 years of it at high school....best way to learn any language).

And Stalker? Ton ami, AIJ, est un champion.
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 06:05 AM

Oui, je sais.

I only did it to boost your ego, not that it needs to be boosted. Clearly you take your role seriously, as seen by looking at active topics at this second.
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 06:07 AM

Ah, you know me all too well...
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 09 February 2009 - 06:08 AM

Unfortunately you may see that I am posting against you at this moment, because I am in the radio station getting some music, and need something to do while it gets into my computer.
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 06:10 AM

If you are throwing down the gauntlet, I take it up with relish!
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 09 February 2009 - 06:11 AM

Nothing person old chap, but it must be done.
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 06:11 AM

What should we talk about now?
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 09 February 2009 - 06:12 AM

Perhaps the rules of the game? This is a thread for spam is it not?
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 06:13 AM

Why not.

First rule: A new spammer must enter by posting how awesome we are.
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 09 February 2009 - 06:14 AM

Stop that.
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