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A Difficult Choice
#1
Posted 06 February 2009 - 08:47 PM
I had an interesting discussion with a friend today on this topic, and thought it would be a fun one to share. So, which would you prefer to have?
Sir Thursday
Sir Thursday
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#2
Posted 06 February 2009 - 09:06 PM
a doctor, WTF am I going to...continue to do with a komodo dragon...I mean sure it'll be fun for a while, but!
souls are for wimps
#3
Posted 06 February 2009 - 09:08 PM
Hows this a difficult choice at all
Cougar said:
Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful
worry said:
Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
#4
Posted 06 February 2009 - 09:09 PM
If you're in perfect health, you don't need a doctor .
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#5
Posted 06 February 2009 - 09:10 PM
Have you tried talking to a komodo dragon?!?
Actually what would fetch a better price on the black market?
Actually what would fetch a better price on the black market?
souls are for wimps
#6
Posted 06 February 2009 - 09:13 PM
ST, I was referring to it being easy because Dragon winz by miles.
Hell, you could train it to be a doctor.
Best of both worlds. Doctor Komodo Dragon.
Hell, you could train it to be a doctor.
Best of both worlds. Doctor Komodo Dragon.
Cougar said:
Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful
worry said:
Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
#7
Posted 06 February 2009 - 09:15 PM
I suppose if you took the time to train one...note that Komodo Dragon's tend to eat more children, on balance.
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#8
Posted 06 February 2009 - 09:20 PM
Did you know that Komodo Dragons carry more bacteria in their mouths than other organism? They bite their prey and then follow it for miles and miles until it dies of septicemia days later!
So I'd have a Komodo Dragon and some penicillin!
So I'd have a Komodo Dragon and some penicillin!
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#9
Posted 06 February 2009 - 09:24 PM
Mezla PigDog, on Feb 6 2009, 09:20 PM, said:
Did you know that Komodo Dragons carry more bacteria in their mouths than other organism? They bite their prey and then follow it for miles and miles until it dies of septicemia days later!
So I'd have a Komodo Dragon and some penicillin!
So I'd have a Komodo Dragon and some penicillin!
Again, a komodo doctor solves that problem.
He bites you, but being a doctor, he has to heal you too.
Cougar said:
Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful
worry said:
Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
#10
Posted 06 February 2009 - 09:25 PM
organisms? but some organisms haven't got mouths...I'm sticking to the doctor cos at least you can have sex with them....Actually you could probably say the same about the komodo, but there's a word for that, I can't quite put my finger on it
souls are for wimps
#11
Posted 06 February 2009 - 09:49 PM
Frookenhauer, on Feb 6 2009, 09:25 PM, said:
I can't quite put my finger on it
For which the Komodo Dragons of the world are probably very thankful.
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
#12
Posted 06 February 2009 - 10:13 PM
Komodos are cool. I once saw a video where komodo chased down a deer and broke its neck.
Those things are scary cool.
Real question is, who would win in a one on one fight? The doctor or the dragon?
Those things are scary cool.
Real question is, who would win in a one on one fight? The doctor or the dragon?
#13
Posted 06 February 2009 - 10:16 PM
What weapons does the Doctor have? Sword-length scalpal? Lasers?
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
#14
Posted 06 February 2009 - 10:20 PM
THE KNOWLEDGE OF ANATOMY AND A PRESCRIPTION PAD!
THE DOCTOR PRESCRIBES... AN ASSKICKING!
THE DOCTOR PRESCRIBES... AN ASSKICKING!
#15
Posted 06 February 2009 - 10:22 PM
ROTFL!!!!!
I think the Doctor becomes pretty much unstoppable at that point. Only another Doctor could cancel out the prescriptions of the other.
I think the Doctor becomes pretty much unstoppable at that point. Only another Doctor could cancel out the prescriptions of the other.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
#16
Posted 06 February 2009 - 10:25 PM
Which means that Dr Komodo Dragon rules the world!
"I prescribe a nasty mauling followed by septicaemia and a painful death."
"I prescribe a nasty mauling followed by septicaemia and a painful death."
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
#17
Posted 06 February 2009 - 10:31 PM
The Komodo Dragon eats children? Thats handy as hell!
#18
Posted 07 February 2009 - 01:32 AM
i wish for both cuz then i could get the doctor to genentically engineer some wings for the komodo (hopefully he is that kind of doctor) and then i would be the coolest mofo ever to walk the earth
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- Oscar Levant
#19
Posted 07 February 2009 - 03:28 AM
A doctor. They might have some medicinal crack.
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