[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

Granted. Canada is now civilised, Rodeo wears pants plus cowboy hat at work and in his leisure time, and you pick up a tall whiskey to go at your favourite starbucks on your way to work. Mind you, it's still only Canadian whiskey and oh how you wish you could get a decent coffee instead. But not in civilised Canada!

I wish I could be asked to think of the best wish ever this morning.

[Abyss]

Miss Savagely Wishy Washy, on 19 June 2013 - 06:15 AM, said:

I wish I could be asked to think of the best wish ever this morning.

Granted: Please think of the best wish ever this morning. Not that anyone care what you think, but please, go ahead.

I wish it was lunchtime.

[Azathmaster]

Abyss, on 19 June 2013 - 02:42 PM, said:

Miss Savagely Wishy Washy, on 19 June 2013 - 06:15 AM, said:

I wish I could be asked to think of the best wish ever this morning.

Granted: Please think of the best wish ever this morning. Not that anyone care what you think, but please, go ahead.

I wish it was lunchtime.

Granted, but as it turns out, you've been slacking off so much that your boss took away your lunch break.

I wish I wasn't so sore.

[Abyss]

Azathmaster, on 20 June 2013 - 01:26 PM, said:

I wish I wasn't so sore.

Granted. The living dead feel no pain.

I wish that instead of an overheated, windowless dusty boardroom, my next meeting could be held in someone's backyard, with a cooler full of beer and a bbq.

[Azathmaster]

Abyss, on 20 June 2013 - 02:13 PM, said:

Azathmaster, on 20 June 2013 - 01:26 PM, said:

I wish I wasn't so sore.

Granted. The living dead feel no pain.

I wish that instead of an overheated, windowless dusty boardroom, my next meeting could be held in someone's backyard, with a cooler full of beer and a bbq.

Granted, but you obviously missed the "No Tresspassing" signs, the three angry rottweilers, the redneck with a shotgun, whose beer and bbq you're drinking and eating.

I wish I didn't have a headache

[Abyss]

Azathmaster, on 20 June 2013 - 05:36 PM, said:

I wish I didn't have a headache

Granted. Decapitation... it clears your head.

I wish I could take a nap. ...without losing my employment, being physicaly, psychologically or socially harmed in any way and/or contracting any venereal disease.

[Shinrei]

Abyss, on 20 June 2013 - 05:50 PM, said:

Azathmaster, on 20 June 2013 - 05:36 PM, said:

I wish I didn't have a headache

Granted. Decapitation... it clears your head.

I wish I could take a nap. ...without losing my employment, being physicaly, psychologically or socially harmed in any way and/or contracting any venereal disease.

During your nap, Publisher's Clearing House knocked on your door to announce you had won a million dollars, but because you didn't answer they gave the prize to the next winner on the list, Apt Apterson


I wish I could speak Japanese like a native.

This post has been edited by Shinrei: 21 June 2013 - 12:21 PM

[Abyss]

Shinrei, on 21 June 2013 - 12:21 PM, said:

I wish I could speak Japanese like a native.

Granted. No doubt if you ever run into any of Japan's native aboriginal people, that will come in handy.

I wish i had good sushi for breakfast instead of this boring toast.

[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

Abyss, on 21 June 2013 - 01:48 PM, said:

I wish i had good sushi for breakfast instead of this boring toast.

Granted. And before you know it, you're in a theatre and some surgeon, call him Dr Nick, is cutting hookworm larvae out of the mucosa that lines your small intestine. It's painful I hear.

I wish this full blown cold with all cold sores - yes herpes!!!! - and other infections, STDs, - or not, that have chained me to the bed for the last 4 days with a clouded mind, feverish nightmares, manic sneezing attacks and hacking blood and green puss infected mucus from the depth of my lungs- okay it wasn't quite that bad, but still I wish I'm over this cold now and back to the normal near immune to everything state of splendid health.

This post has been edited by Miss Savagely Wishy Washy : 01 July 2013 - 01:33 PM

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted. You are in the best of health. Until you fall down a manhole and into crocodile-infested sewers.

I wish that there were more hours in the day.

[Abyss]

Ain, on 19 July 2013 - 01:37 PM, said:

I wish that there were more hours in the day.

Granted. It's called Daylight Savings Time. Nice waste of a perfectly good wish.

I wish these pills made me hyper instead of sleepy.

[Azathmaster]

Abyss, on 19 July 2013 - 03:07 PM, said:

Ain, on 19 July 2013 - 01:37 PM, said:

I wish that there were more hours in the day.

Granted. It's called Daylight Savings Time. Nice waste of a perfectly good wish.

I wish these pills made me hyper instead of sleepy.

Granted, the pills make you so hyper that your heart gives out, and you die.

I wish I had a nice juicy hamburger right now.

[Abyss]

Azathmaster, on 22 July 2013 - 09:45 PM, said:

...

I wish I had a nice juicy hamburger right now.

Granted, tho why anyone would pour concentrated orange juice all over a nice burger like that is beyond me.

I wish i owned a 1972 Corvette Stingray in mint condition. With satellite radio.

[Obdigore]

Abyss, on 23 July 2013 - 03:50 AM, said:

Azathmaster, on 22 July 2013 - 09:45 PM, said:

...

I wish I had a nice juicy hamburger right now.

Granted, tho why anyone would pour concentrated orange juice all over a nice burger like that is beyond me.

I wish i owned a 1972 Corvette Stingray in mint condition. With satellite radio.

You now own a 1972 Stingray in mind condition with satellite radio and free subscriptions to SiriusXM.

Too bad you bought it with your settlement from getting run over by a city bus, and are now a paraplegic.

I wish that humans only spoke one language.

This post has been edited by Obdigore: 23 July 2013 - 03:55 AM

[Dolmen 2.0]

Obdigore, on 23 July 2013 - 03:54 AM, said:

Abyss, on 23 July 2013 - 03:50 AM, said:

Azathmaster, on 22 July 2013 - 09:45 PM, said:

...

I wish I had a nice juicy hamburger right now.

Granted, tho why anyone would pour concentrated orange juice all over a nice burger like that is beyond me.

I wish i owned a 1972 Corvette Stingray in mint condition. With satellite radio.

You now own a 1972 Stingray in mind condition with satellite radio and free subscriptions to SiriusXM.

Too bad you bought it with your settlement from getting run over by a city bus, and are now a paraplegic.

I wish that humans only spoke one language.

Granted: hagdujuuf hau....hinstue! Hifu?

I wish the transition to humanitys eloquent new universal language is a smooth and succesful one.

[Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast]

Gegufh: dejessegg lofud djiseep hi hi opbutsum! Egyfursails op gurffuffle rubububub, istunbiglip ub dumduble...

Nepwaf op jomjippy potato waffle quiggledibe.

[Abyss]

Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 23 July 2013 - 08:13 AM, said:

Nepwaf op jomjippy potato waffle quiggledibe.

Gegufh: jomjimmy waffletten Yog-Soggoth lai ylai.

Nepwaf op tourigamy ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn wakey wakey.

[Dolmen 2.0]

Abyss, on 23 July 2013 - 02:25 PM, said:

Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 23 July 2013 - 08:13 AM, said:

Nepwaf op jomjippy potato waffle quiggledibe.

Gegufh: jomjimmy waffletten Yog-Soggoth lai ylai.

Nepwaf op tourigamy ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn wakey wakey.

Gegufh: Cthulhu open wak! nimoy! ni vast vida si vous plais??? nora! Toast of doom! NORAAAAA!!!!!

Nepwaf op Ororo Munroe niew fastallen flik.

[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

Dolmen+, on 23 July 2013 - 05:41 PM, said:

Abyss, on 23 July 2013 - 02:25 PM, said:

Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 23 July 2013 - 08:13 AM, said:

Nepwaf op jomjippy potato waffle quiggledibe.

Gegufh: jomjimmy waffletten Yog-Soggoth lai ylai.

Nepwaf op tourigamy ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn wakey wakey.

Gegufh: Cthulhu open wak! nimoy! ni vast vida si vous plais??? nora! Toast of doom! NORAAAAA!!!!!

Nepwaf op Ororo Munroe niew fastallen flik. />

Granted,whatever.
I wish people would stop speaking in tongues and everybody who uses this language contracts herpes and the jack, including that stupid cthulu.

[Abyss]

Miss Savagely Wishy Washy, on 23 July 2013 - 06:04 PM, said:

I wish people would stop speaking in tongues and everybody who uses this language contracts herpes and the jack, including that stupid cthulu.

Granted. Then Cthulu's herpes eats your happy world and shits out a torpid, dark, dismal existance where economies are in a mess, intolerance is at a new high, and the world loses its collective shit over a squaling pink blob of a baby born to an inbred family of monarchistic elitists. And no one remembers the glorious age that was lost.

I wish that they would name the Royal Baby 'Damian'.