[Obdigore]

Ain, on 12 February 2013 - 10:15 AM, said:

Granted. Instead, you are the paragon of doormattery. Everybody runs over you.

I wish that my farts smelled like cinnamon.

Your farts now smell like cinnamon, but only because you try the cinnamon challenge every 10 minutes, every hour you are awake, for every day.

I wish humanity had the technology to spread itself to the furthest corners of our galaxy with instantaneous communication so we can learn new things all the time.

[Abyss]

Obdigore, on 12 February 2013 - 10:19 AM, said:

I wish humanity had the technology to spread itself to the furthest corners of our galaxy with instantaneous communication so we can learn new things all the time.

Granted. Now you can learn what people had for lunch via twitter and facebook post all the way from Alpha Centauri.

I wish AIJ had looked up what 'conflict averse' means before attempting to corrupt my upthread wish.

[ForkassalOfTheInnerCircle]

Abyss, on 12 February 2013 - 02:52 PM, said:

Obdigore, on 12 February 2013 - 10:19 AM, said:

I wish humanity had the technology to spread itself to the furthest corners of our galaxy with instantaneous communication so we can learn new things all the time.

Granted. Now you can learn what people had for lunch via twitter and facebook post all the way from Alpha Centauri.

I wish AIJ had looked up what 'conflict averse' means before attempting to corrupt my upthread wish.

Granted, but in the process he also found your bank account number along with your social security number (inconspicuously lying around on a grammar page), after which he did terrible, terrible things with the two of them, scarring them for life.

I wish that the snow that's falling right now, for the sole purpose of making my life miserable, would fuck off.

[Abyss]

Forkassal, on 12 February 2013 - 04:59 PM, said:

I wish that the snow that's falling right now, for the sole purpose of making my life miserable, would fuck off.

The snow fucks off to Russia, which is so inundated and unprepared that mass starvation follows, resulting in the Russian army invading Sweden to seize all of your fish and vodka.

EDIT: I wish i hadn't forgotten to include a wish.

[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

Abyss, on 12 February 2013 - 06:29 PM, said:

Forkassal, on 12 February 2013 - 04:59 PM, said:

I wish that the snow that's falling right now, for the sole purpose of making my life miserable, would fuck off.

The snow fucks off to Russia, which is so inundated and unprepared that mass starvation follows, resulting in the Russian army invading Sweden to seize all of your fish and vodka.

I wish Abyss had't had all of Sweden's Vodka himself following AIJ's misinterpretation of his earlier above-thread wish and hadn't forgotten to POST A WISH IN THE IMMEDIATE ABOVE THREAD POST, DUDE!

[Abyss]

Miss Savage, on 12 February 2013 - 06:58 PM, said:

Abyss, on 12 February 2013 - 06:29 PM, said:

Forkassal, on 12 February 2013 - 04:59 PM, said:

I wish that the snow that's falling right now, for the sole purpose of making my life miserable, would fuck off.

The snow fucks off to Russia, which is so inundated and unprepared that mass starvation follows, resulting in the Russian army invading Sweden to seize all of your fish and vodka.

I wish Abyss had't had all of Sweden's Vodka himself following AIJ's misinterpretation of his earlier above-thread wish and hadn't forgotten to POST A WISH IN THE IMMEDIATE ABOVE THREAD POST, DUDE!

Granted. Abyss modgod'd a wish into the above thread post, and it is SO thoroughly awesome that it blows your mind. It blows EVERYBODY's mind. Now everyone's mind is blown and it's all your fault MS. Go live with that.

I wish you would corrupt that wish now.

[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

Abyss, on 12 February 2013 - 07:03 PM, said:

I wish you would corrupt that wish now.

Granted. Just before my mind blew for good I corrupted that wish with my extra special corrosive wish corrupting agent. consider that wish corrupted so bad you won't recognise it as a wish when you next see it.
HA.

I wish I could make a living of my extra special corrosive wish corrupting agent.

[ForkassalOfTheInnerCircle]

Miss Savage, on 12 February 2013 - 07:12 PM, said:

Abyss, on 12 February 2013 - 07:03 PM, said:

I wish you would corrupt that wish now.

Granted. Just before my mind blew for good I corrupted that wish with my extra special corrosive wish corrupting agent. consider that wish corrupted so bad you won't recognise it as a wish when you next see it.
HA.

I wish I could make a living of my extra special corrosive wish corrupting agent.

Wish granted, you COULD totally make a living from it, but then your mind was blown (an effect that is irreversible), so now you won't.

I wish Miss Savage hadn't gone and gotten all of our minds blown in the first place, it is thoroughly inconvenient as there there were plentiful of practical uses for my own.

[Abyss]

Forkassal, on 12 February 2013 - 07:27 PM, said:

I wish Miss Savage hadn't gone and gotten all of our minds blown in the first place, it is thoroughly inconvenient as there there were plentiful of practical uses for my own.

Granted. The events of the last few posts have been rendered a chrono-displaced anomoly accordingly dissipated in the timestream such that they never happened, leaving only a nagging feeling of unease and the sense that you've forgotten something... something important.... something that will haunt you as tho' your life is incomplete. And also, bad gas.

I wish bacon.

[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

Abyss, on 12 February 2013 - 07:58 PM, said:

I wish bacon.

Granted. Think Harrods Food Halls. Cured bacon. Raw bacon. Streaky bacon. Pancetta. Sides from pigs the size of buffaloes hanging from the walls. Only, it's not Harrods and the exact location remains my secret.

I wish I didn't have to work tonight until I don't know when possibly tomorrow morning.

[Abyss]

Miss Savage, on 12 February 2013 - 08:35 PM, said:

I wish I didn't have to work tonight until I don't know when possibly tomorrow morning.

Granted. You're fired.

I wish all wishes were as easy to corrupt as that one.

[Lizradusa]

Abyss, on 12 February 2013 - 08:55 PM, said:

I wish all wishes were as easy to corrupt as that one.

Granted, but now this game becomes completly dull and uncreative.


I wish Tiam would join chat like he promised.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Abyss, on 12 February 2013 - 02:52 PM, said:

Obdigore, on 12 February 2013 - 10:19 AM, said:

I wish humanity had the technology to spread itself to the furthest corners of our galaxy with instantaneous communication so we can learn new things all the time.

Granted. Now you can learn what people had for lunch via twitter and facebook post all the way from Alpha Centauri.

I wish AIJ had looked up what 'conflict averse' means before attempting to corrupt my upthread wish.

Ohhhhh. Yeah. Whoops.

Granted, but Tiam is feeling NOT VERY CONFLICT AVERSE AND ATTACKS EVERYONE WITH VITRIOL AND INCESSANT CAPS LOCK

I wish Australia weren't so goddamn close t' th' sun.

[Abyss]

Ain, on 14 February 2013 - 11:07 AM, said:

I wish Australia weren't so goddamn close t' th' sun.

Granted. Now it's close to France.

I wish my office bake sale didn't have so many yummy things available for pocket change prices.

[QuickTidal]

Abyss, on 14 February 2013 - 04:31 PM, said:

I wish my office bake sale didn't have so many yummy things available for pocket change prices.

Granted, now they are free and you are hugely obese. Like Bender in that FUTURAMA episode where he becomes human..type of fat.

I wish that it didn't take so long for Big Finish Audio CD's to come in the mail from the UK to me.

This post has been edited by QuickTidal: 14 February 2013 - 04:42 PM

[Abyss]

QuickTidal, on 14 February 2013 - 04:42 PM, said:

I wish that it didn't take so long for Big Finish Audio CD's to come in the mail from the UK to me.

Granted. It's arrived. It's waiting for you at home, right this second. And when you get home, you will listen to it, and it will be everything you hoped and dreamed and more. And then you can go back to your cold and empty life, and dream of some other materialistic transient fulfillment as you grow old and die, spiritually empty and cold and dead inside. Also, it's scratched.

I wish i had stopped with just two cookies, one buttertart, one nanaimo bar and half a cupcake.

[QuickTidal]

Granted. You stopped at those...but it's now because everyone around you is becoming violently ill and heaving their stomach contents onto the office floor...their eyes go green and their faces pale, when the food is done being yacked up the bile starts to flow and there is so much stomach acid in it that it begins to sizzle and eat away at the carpet....leaving them all gibbering with diarrhea in their pants...then your stomach rumbles ominously.

I wish that Abyss wasn't so down on Materialistic stuff.

[Abyss]

QuickTidal, on 14 February 2013 - 04:57 PM, said:

I wish that Abyss wasn't so down on Materialistic stuff.

Granted. Now i own you and everything that is yours.

I wish QT had more interesting materialistic goods for me to take away.

[ForkassalOfTheInnerCircle]

Abyss, on 14 February 2013 - 05:27 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 14 February 2013 - 04:57 PM, said:

I wish that Abyss wasn't so down on Materialistic stuff.

Granted. Now i own you and everything that is yours.

I wish QT had more interesting materialistic goods for me to take away.

Granted. He stole all of it from you and then fled to a far-away land where having stolen goods is legal, but stealing stolen goods is not.

I wish you people would stop making all of these incredibly inner-circle wishes. Not saying I'm not inner-circle, I mean, look at me, I have like 50-something posts. But still. For the newbies.

[Abyss]

ForkassalOfTheInnerCircle, on 14 February 2013 - 07:18 PM, said:

I wish you people would stop making all of these incredibly inner-circle wishes. Not saying I'm not inner-circle, I mean, look at me, I have like 50-something posts. But still. For the newbies.

Granted. You are now part of the Inner Circle... it says it right there in your name and everything. Now any posts made are automatically inclusive by way of your even peripheral involvement and the newbies feel infinitely better. Look at them... cheering, frolicking in the subforums, happy and content in their newfound inner'ness. Truly a new day has dawned...

I wish i could use my modgod powers for good instead of evil.