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First balloon sex...now veggie sex! NBC rejects PETA ad

#21 Terez

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Posted 28 January 2009 - 05:23 PM

If vegetables have feelings, then why tf would we eat them instead of animals?

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Posted 28 January 2009 - 05:52 PM

PETA - People Eat Tasty Animals

My favorite animal is a Bacon...

#23 Cold Iron

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Posted 28 January 2009 - 09:28 PM

There's some pretty horrific videos on that website.

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Posted 28 January 2009 - 10:31 PM

Terez, on Jan 28 2009, 12:23 PM, said:

If vegetables have feelings, then why tf would we eat them instead of animals?

have to eat something..

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Posted 29 January 2009 - 12:23 AM

Terez, on Jan 28 2009, 12:23 PM, said:

If vegetables have feelings, then why tf would we eat them instead of animals?

Because they're different. They're not made of animal cells. Thus they are inferior (and nowhere near as cute as a baby seal).

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Posted 29 January 2009 - 12:34 AM

But baby seals are delicious BECAUSE they're cute!

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Posted 29 January 2009 - 12:47 AM

Wait, are we talking about brain dead people being vegetables or carrots and shit. Cause, those brain dead people, they can't feel nothing. But carrots, they cry and scream and rage about their vengeance every time I rip into a bag of baby carrots.

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Posted 29 January 2009 - 12:48 AM

HoosierDaddy, on Jan 28 2009, 07:47 PM, said:

But carrots, they cry and scream and rage about their vengeance every time I rip into a bag of baby carrots.

Aye!

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Posted 29 January 2009 - 07:55 AM

I cut an orange once and it screamed! I killed it with my toothpaste cap.

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Posted 29 January 2009 - 11:58 AM

After my brief hiatus, I return, filled with righteous anger against all idiot-kind...

This is just plain silly. Genuinely, I'm suprised these guys aren't the laughing stock of society as a whole. I can understand the fur business just a wee bit, but vegetables have feelings?!

I suppose that makes me a psychotic torturer.

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