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I found a three month-old tuna sandiwch today. It looked as though it had been filled with semen!
Epic Kitchen Screw Up. I really cannot cook anything.
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Ain't_It_Just_ 
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 08:04 AM
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 01:04 PM
Put a CD in the microwave for 20 seconds. Just do it. You will NOT be disappointed. For real, it's awesome
Other microwave discovery I made is that you can put frozen orange juice cans in the microwave even though they have metal bottoms. For some reason they don't spark like when you put a spoon in there. 30 seconds and your concentrate will be soft enough to stir into water effortlessly.
Just make sure to remove the top or you get an amazing mess. The magnitude and awesomeness of the mess is almost worth the cleanup too...hilarious.
Other microwave discovery I made is that you can put frozen orange juice cans in the microwave even though they have metal bottoms. For some reason they don't spark like when you put a spoon in there. 30 seconds and your concentrate will be soft enough to stir into water effortlessly.
Just make sure to remove the top or you get an amazing mess. The magnitude and awesomeness of the mess is almost worth the cleanup too...hilarious.
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 01:11 PM
On the subject of unusual sandwiches, I once ended up having a Wine Gum sandwich. That was...interesting. But vaguely edible. Using 'vaguely' in the loosest sense of the word, naturally.
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 02:14 PM
cerveza_fiesta, on Jan 29 2009, 02:04 PM, said:
Put a CD in the microwave for 20 seconds. Just do it. You will NOT be disappointed. For real, it's awesome
Other microwave discovery I made is that you can put frozen orange juice cans in the microwave even though they have metal bottoms. For some reason they don't spark like when you put a spoon in there. 30 seconds and your concentrate will be soft enough to stir into water effortlessly.
Just make sure to remove the top or you get an amazing mess. The magnitude and awesomeness of the mess is almost worth the cleanup too...hilarious.
Other microwave discovery I made is that you can put frozen orange juice cans in the microwave even though they have metal bottoms. For some reason they don't spark like when you put a spoon in there. 30 seconds and your concentrate will be soft enough to stir into water effortlessly.
Just make sure to remove the top or you get an amazing mess. The magnitude and awesomeness of the mess is almost worth the cleanup too...hilarious.
I believe they're making micro waves these days that can stand metal in them. I mean, we recently bought a new microwave here, with a grill function and all that other crap, and it came with some metal construction you're supposed to place inside your microwave to create two levels so you can put in more than 1 big plate at a time.
Anyhew, it can stand metal in it. Not sure if it could stand for instance a spoon, haven't tested that yet (and I'm not planning to) but I guess it does.
"There is no struggle too vast no odds too overwhelming for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived" - Anomander Rake
(From Toll the Hounds by Steven Erikson)
(From Toll the Hounds by Steven Erikson)
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 09:45 PM
I find cooking to be very theraputic. And no, I'm not gay.
The simple solution to see if your microwave can stand metal is to throw a ball of tin foil in there. Seriously, do it right now.
The simple solution to see if your microwave can stand metal is to throw a ball of tin foil in there. Seriously, do it right now.
QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 30 January 2009 - 06:40 AM
I just did and it started burning with silver fire! Freaky.
I heard of one idiot in Russia who got the idea that his Gamecube was a sandwich toaster. It did not end well.
I heard of one idiot in Russia who got the idea that his Gamecube was a sandwich toaster. It did not end well.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
