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#1 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 24 January 2009 - 08:13 PM

Lets play a game. I'm going to present a riddle, you get to figure out what it is. If you manage to figure it out you get 1st dibs on the next riddle, but be quick cos they are an impatient bunch on these boards.

Oh and it was Spidey Terez that inspired this new game. I'll start with an easy one

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What runs, but has no legs, a mouth, but never talks and a bed, but never sleeps?


This is way too easy...
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 09:21 PM

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What is black when you buy it, red when you use it and white when you are done with it?
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 09:45 PM

ooh this is a toughie, but I'm guessing
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Okay this is a good one:

You are lost in the forest and can't find your way out. You come to a clearing where two people are standing next to two paths. there is a sign next to them that says:

"One of these men always tells the truth, the other always lies. You have only one question."

What do you ask?
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 10:23 PM

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Because I'm not really sure my answer is valid I'm gonna give an easy riddle:

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When you say my name, I'm no longer there. What am I?

"There is no struggle too vast no odds too overwhelming for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived" - Anomander Rake
(From Toll the Hounds by Steven Erikson)
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 11:02 PM

Oops my crappy memory has let us down, my riddle is impossible...you get two questions...Ignore my riddle, lets do Mcflurries...I'm still not getting it...
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 11:09 PM

Yes your memory is gone, you needed to add that one path leads to the exit and the other leads to a night in with Terez and the WoT mania database trying to work out who killeded Asmodean

'If I ask the other guy: "what is the path out of the forest" what will his answer be?' then the the opposite path to the one either of them say is the answer.

Oh and the second one is "Silence"

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Posted 24 January 2009 - 11:11 PM

aha! someone with brains...so whats mcflurries one? also it means you get to pose one too ;)
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 11:15 PM

Silence.
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 11:16 PM

What are in my pockets?
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 11:22 PM

Sorry, I had to do a LotR reference in a riddle thread ;)

For real now, a nice and easy warm-up while we wait for Cougar's riddle:

Dies half its life, lives the rest.
Dances without music, breathes without breath
What is it?
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 11:23 PM

OK I'll tell you a story Bilbo.

When I was young my brother and I used to squabble all the time, the way my mam used to sort us out to stop us battling was to make us both stand on the same sheet of newspaper so we couldn't touch each other. My mum was pretty inventive but how was this possible?
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 11:25 PM

Cross psot but I suspect 'a Flame' for the other answer.

Could be a tree but actually neither really makes any sense since the measure of the waning of either is disputable and neither breathe in any scientific sense.

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Posted 24 January 2009 - 11:26 PM

@ Cougar,

my only guess, right now, is that the newspaper went under a door. So both can stand on the paper, but there is a door in the way, thus preventing the fighting.
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 11:26 PM

Also a cross-post and sorry Cougar, not what I am looking for.

However, I could see Flame working in part.

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Posted 24 January 2009 - 11:29 PM

Correct!

Chck my edit to my post.

Your riddle is teh fail.
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 11:30 PM

You are also correct, Tree is what I was looking for.
and it does make sense, sort of. People say trees breath/ dance with the wind running through.

Or is that just a expression where I live?

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Posted 24 January 2009 - 11:39 PM

Ok I guess I get next, so this one threw me way off first time I heard it. Hopefully nobody knows it

There is a dead man in the middle of a desert. He is almost completely nude and holds in his hand a broken match.
What happened?
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 11:52 PM

View PostStalker, on Jan 24 2009, 06:39 PM, said:

Ok I guess I get next, so this one threw me way off first time I heard it. Hopefully nobody knows it

There is a dead man in the middle of a desert. He is almost completely nude and holds in his hand a broken match.
What happened?


The internet.



wait...wat?

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 25 January 2009 - 04:55 AM

Is this a situation puzzle and we get to ask 20 questions, cos I've got nothing...
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Posted 25 January 2009 - 06:28 AM

yea you can ask questions if you want. I'll answer all.

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