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#541 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 01:19 AM

Aw, hell. I just came up with the most awesome scene I could possibly do in the Deathmatch... and it'd very specifically only work against Shin's character. I was looking forward to using that as soon as I could. Tits.

Oh well, I'm sure I'll think of something.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 28 March 2009 - 01:44 AM

View PostSir Thursday, on Mar 27 2009, 09:14 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on Mar 28 2009, 12:42 AM, said:

I expect you to bring Catherine's soul along for the ride. Maybe Lippmer, too.

rats, now I need to figure out how to fight a living sandstorm....


Yep, that was the idea - I can do the first post in our fight if you like, so you know how the party stands when you come to face them. I was planning on Team Sandstorm putting up a slightly more unified front this time...

Sir Thursday


go ahead, but i'm trusting you not to posess my character by the time I start writing, lol.

i do have one little trick planned, not sure how it'll work yet, but i've got an idea forming up...
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 28 March 2009 - 02:09 AM

View PostSir Thursday, on Mar 27 2009, 08:14 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on Mar 28 2009, 12:42 AM, said:

I expect you to bring Catherine's soul along for the ride. Maybe Lippmer, too.

rats, now I need to figure out how to fight a living sandstorm....


Yep, that was the idea - I can do the first post in our fight if you like, so you know how the party stands when you come to face them. I was planning on Team Sandstorm putting up a slightly more unified front this time...

Sir Thursday


I knew you were going to pass into new forms but I didn't think you'd be keeping the old ones along too! An ever-growing team, oh dear! Since you might start writing before I finish Lippmer's death scene, I'll spoiler some key points for you:
(spoilers are just for SirThursday)
Spoiler

This post has been edited by D'rek: 28 March 2009 - 02:45 AM

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 28 March 2009 - 02:16 AM

View PostD'rek, on Mar 28 2009, 03:09 AM, said:

View PostSir Thursday, on Mar 27 2009, 08:14 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on Mar 28 2009, 12:42 AM, said:

I expect you to bring Catherine's soul along for the ride. Maybe Lippmer, too.

rats, now I need to figure out how to fight a living sandstorm....


Yep, that was the idea - I can do the first post in our fight if you like, so you know how the party stands when you come to face them. I was planning on Team Sandstorm putting up a slightly more unified front this time...

Sir Thursday


I knew you were going to pass into new forms but I didn't think you'd be keeping the old ones along too! An ever-growing team, oh dear! Since you might start writing before I finish Lippmer's death scene, I'll spoiler some key points for you:
(spoilers are just for SirThursday)
Spoiler



Spoiler

Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
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#545 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 02:18 AM

View PostMorgoth, on Mar 28 2009, 02:16 AM, said:

View PostD'rek, on Mar 28 2009, 03:09 AM, said:

View PostSir Thursday, on Mar 27 2009, 08:14 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on Mar 28 2009, 12:42 AM, said:

I expect you to bring Catherine's soul along for the ride. Maybe Lippmer, too.

rats, now I need to figure out how to fight a living sandstorm....


Yep, that was the idea - I can do the first post in our fight if you like, so you know how the party stands when you come to face them. I was planning on Team Sandstorm putting up a slightly more unified front this time...

Sir Thursday


I knew you were going to pass into new forms but I didn't think you'd be keeping the old ones along too! An ever-growing team, oh dear! Since you might start writing before I finish Lippmer's death scene, I'll spoiler some key points for you:
(spoilers are just for SirThursday)
Spoiler



Spoiler


CAPTAIN SOBER RIDES AGAIN
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 28 March 2009 - 02:24 AM

best way to do this would've been to PM ST, D'rek.

you have ANY idea how hard it's gonna be to resist reading that?
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 28 March 2009 - 02:33 AM

Hell, I read it before I read the for-STD-only line.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 28 March 2009 - 10:56 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on Mar 28 2009, 01:19 AM, said:

Aw, hell. I just came up with the most awesome scene I could possibly do in the Deathmatch... and it'd very specifically only work against Shin's character. I was looking forward to using that as soon as I could. Tits.

Oh well, I'm sure I'll think of something.



Oooooooooo, I just had a great idea. If we ever meet.........
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 10:52 PM

well, I got bored and finished my first post round 2. So up yours you slow people :D
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 11:40 PM

I need to find out who wins out of Temp and Grief first, damn it! And also whether the eventual winner minds going first, since I did so last time.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 07:59 AM

View PostMorgoth, on Mar 30 2009, 12:52 AM, said:

well, I got bored and finished my first post round 2. So up yours you slow people :D

And a kick-ass piece of writing it was. Loved the bar scene.
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 08:20 AM

View PostTapper, on Mar 30 2009, 08:59 AM, said:

View PostMorgoth, on Mar 30 2009, 12:52 AM, said:

well, I got bored and finished my first post round 2. So up yours you slow people :D

And a kick-ass piece of writing it was. Loved the bar scene.


thank you.. I hope people pick up all the jabbs, there are a few hidden here and there:P
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 09:06 AM

View PostMorgoth, on Mar 30 2009, 10:20 AM, said:

View PostTapper, on Mar 30 2009, 08:59 AM, said:

View PostMorgoth, on Mar 30 2009, 12:52 AM, said:

well, I got bored and finished my first post round 2. So up yours you slow people :D

And a kick-ass piece of writing it was. Loved the bar scene.


thank you.. I hope people pick up all the jabbs, there are a few hidden here and there:P

You wouldn't say :D

edit: I expect Dibs to be equally thorough :D

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 10:11 AM

haha - you tw*t!
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 11:30 AM

dibs vs Cause: dibs

What a strange fight this is, the four posts have completely different styles. Both initial posts play on the comedic, and the second ones on the dramatic. It was tough to chose a vote. I really liked Cause's idea with his newspaper reporting of the fight, I thought this particular post was the best of the fight. Still, in general I would give my vote to Dibs. I thought Dibs actually made Captain Gershon sound more dangerous than Cause did. My only problem is that, DeathMatch-wise, Morgoth didn't do much. In two posts, he basically got skewered and threw an axe :D Tough call.
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 11:45 AM

My 'death scene' has been posted. Not exactly a death scene actually,but a pretty final end to him nonetheless.

Edit: to Hugin & Munin, that is.

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 12:56 PM

View Postdrinksinbars, on Mar 30 2009, 11:11 AM, said:

haha - you tw*t!


it is all done for love.
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 01:00 PM

hmmm, now thats a horrifying though :D
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 03:04 PM

DIBS. I just want to say that the day will come where I triumph over you. When that day arrives I cant promise to be a good sport. There could be victory dances. There might be bonfires and a party. But as always when you beat me I wish you the best of luck and hope you win the competion.
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 03:52 PM

Illy, if I win I don't mind going first.

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Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


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Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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