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ULTIMATE DEATHMATCH 4 Writing carnage

#401 User is offline   drinksinbars 

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 02:57 PM

so you didnt like being impaled by a spear then? damn and i had a wonderful event planned for the next tier...
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#402 User is online   Cause 

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 04:58 PM

Well Im going to have to read through that again.
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#403 User is offline   drinksinbars 

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 05:17 PM

:)
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#404 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 11:45 PM

View Postdrinksinbars, on Mar 9 2009, 03:57 PM, said:

so you didnt like being impaled by a spear then? damn and i had a wonderful event planned for the next tier...


oh no, I quite liked it. But it still must be met with revenge. It is only proper
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#405 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 02:41 AM

sand melted into glass, huh? :)
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#406 User is offline   drinksinbars 

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 09:44 AM

haha i never read yours until after and the first words out of my motuh " fucking cunt !!!!"

:)

different scenarios man, mine was a wave of glass, yours was a bed of glass

*grumble grumble*

let me just log into hugin and munin and sort yours out :p
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#407 User is offline   Jump Around 

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 01:09 PM

I suspect foul play :sofa:
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 07:34 PM

we'll just have to make sure not to use that one again...

but seriously, what were the chances we'd both give our character fire-relaed abilities? :sofa:
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#409 User is offline   drinksinbars 

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 10:15 AM

well morgoth is a demon from hell, just look at his avatar :sofa:
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 05:18 PM

You know DIB I think you have doomed me and Cause. Now everyone will want to read about the great battle you and Morgoth will write if you ever meet.
At least that's what I would like to do.
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#411 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 05:27 PM

View PostCount Rugen, on Mar 6 2009, 09:49 PM, said:

OK, my last one's up. Started off slightly less than serious, but took a darker turn later on. You do not insult the Shrimperor.

It might be terrible, incidentally, but that's just because I suck I'm really, really tired. And it might be slightly harsh to Mez's character, but I'm pretty sure she's going to kick my guy's behind quite severely on her turn anyway.

Fantassy deserved it, though. You do not insult the Shrimperor.


I hope you didn't break him! Haven't read it yet, should get to it tonight. Just back from an epic long weekend. I am hungover, exhausted and broke :D Will have my last entry done by the end of the week folks.
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 06:50 PM

Well, I did do a leetle more damage than I had expected to from the start, but nothing too serious. Obvious cough.
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#413 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 10:48 PM

lol! I just read it. Is that an Illy special subtle approach? Only a few cuts and bruises, he'll bounce back.
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 11:24 PM

Well, he'll crumble into ashes, get the ashes swept up and mixed with some molten rubber, poured into a spherical mold and allowed to set, and THEN he'll bounce back.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 14 March 2009 - 07:37 AM

So we're still waiting for four entries - Mez, Cause, ST and Grief.

Mods, would you mind trying to push things along a little, maybe put up a deadline or something since noone's posted anything for a while.
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#416 User is online   Cause 

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Posted 14 March 2009 - 09:30 AM

Ill do it this weekend. I am just a bit busy during the week. My big project proposal for honours is coming up. Im excited!
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Posted 14 March 2009 - 10:40 AM

View PostCause, on Mar 14 2009, 11:30 AM, said:

Ill do it this weekend. I am just a bit busy during the week. My big project proposal for honours is coming up. Im excited!


Goodluck! Just remember to keep your priorities in order: forum > RL :)
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#418 User is offline   Grief 

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Posted 14 March 2009 - 01:10 PM

Sorry, was busy.
Will try to get it done, but I don't want it to come out terrible just cause of time restraints.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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#419 User is offline   Sir Thursday 

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Posted 16 March 2009 - 12:19 AM

Right, that's mine done. I just about managed to bring things to an ambiguous conclusion, although it feels like I'm fighting against my own creation a little bit...


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Posted 16 March 2009 - 09:14 AM

once everyone is finished then we can get on with the voting, so keep track of who you all think won each fight and when the last post is up we will have the results tallied :p
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