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I'm fat and stop making fun of me! just kidding, but why do we take the mick out of the big uns?

#61 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 11:23 PM

Frookenhauer, on Jan 13 2009, 06:01 PM, said:

Mezla! America will be the end of you...or just the beginning of a newer 'improved', er 'upgraded', how about divided by a number less than zero, you!

(BTW Please don't take offense it took me an awful long time to come up with those

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I suspect there is going to be more of me to love in the coming months. Although I have really cut back on alcohol to try and offset the empty calorie intake!

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 11:52 PM

Posting seriously for a moment (still not used to the new forum yet, been posting rubbish in serious forums and vice versa as the name isn't as obvious as before) but I know full well I could get a job at one of the KFCs in my city, and do well there - it's one of the best choices for a new job as Plymouth has fuck all employment, and it'll only get worse. However, completely ignoring the whole 'fast food' part of it, I couldn't possibly work there because I will kill myself on chicken because I have no self control when it comes to KFC. Seriously, I'm talking heart attack in six months, and an extra four stone in 3. So I'm poorer than I could be due to concerns about my weight.

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 12:15 AM

Indiana is in the top 10 for state obesity rates.

Seen here.

Holy deep fried shit, 66.5% of all adults in the state of Mississippi are overweight, with a resounding 30.6% technically considered obese. That's appalling.

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 12:18 AM

Well, when you are surrounded by corn-fields you are hungry all the time!

Mississippi has no excuse.

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 01:08 AM

They sure must get thirsty though! (Mississipi)

Those figures are scary and I'll go and shoot my mate for providing false evidence.

Illy! You know you want to work there...Free chicken is WIN and also I hear the uniforms don't make your butt look too big and are made specially for employees to grow into as their weight increases...

I mean:

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Its WIN...especially as it looks like you're getting some action in your new and 'improved' body.

BUT, there is an alternative if you train really really really hard and eat lots and lots of chicken, you can become:

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But you might get more action with the Sumo lifestyle

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 01:12 AM

That has to be a photoshop job. Right? Is the human form even capable of that?!

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 01:17 AM

*shrugs*, but I'm going to go with real, for the moment.

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 01:18 AM

I dissent. I vote "fake".

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 02:04 AM

No body builder as ripped as that has a package that big.....

The Sumo thing isn't the best comparison. Your average fatty has gained fat around their internal organs and have for the most part become "filled with fat". This is incredibly unhealthy. Sumo wrestlers on the other hand have excess fat packed ontop of hardened muscle and as a result, they are a much more healthy kind of fatty.

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 02:11 AM

that man has no kneecaps

it's plain scary

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 03:38 AM

I vote false, that is incredible though, in a very wrong way.

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 03:42 AM

HoosierDaddy, on Jan 13 2009, 06:18 PM, said:

Well, when you are surrounded by corn-fields you are hungry all the time!

Mississippi has no excuse.

Yeah we do. It's frikking hot here. That makes us want to be lazy. And have BBQ.

I sometimes think that the reason the South has such a weight problem is because of the traditions around fried food. People like to fry everything. People will eat stuff they normally wouldn't eat if it's deep-fried.

Also, we like butter. Lots of it.

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 03:46 AM

Well, Terez, if we are being honest its because people don't eat healthy, nor do they exercise. But, I prefer blaming the corn as it is less depressing.

America = The Buttertons (that stupid teleision ad, that is dead on in accuracy despite its stupidity), not just the South.

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 04:16 AM

I saw some news story on Nightline (or something) that said 50% of Americans are considered overweight based off the BMI stuff. I'm not but that isn't a good stat in any possible way.

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 07:00 AM

HoosierDaddy, on Jan 13 2009, 09:46 PM, said:

Well, Terez, if we are being honest its because people don't eat healthy, nor do they exercise.

You say that like it's different from what I said.

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 03:50 PM

Stalker, on Jan 14 2009, 04:16 AM, said:

I saw some news story on Nightline (or something) that said 50% of Americans are considered overweight based off the BMI stuff. I'm not but that isn't a good stat in any possible way.

That BMI stuff isnt very good, theres too much stuff it doesnt take into account

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 03:58 PM

baudin, on Jan 14 2009, 10:50 AM, said:

Stalker, on Jan 14 2009, 04:16 AM, said:

I saw some news story on Nightline (or something) that said 50% of Americans are considered overweight based off the BMI stuff. I'm not but that isn't a good stat in any possible way.

That BMI stuff isnt very good, theres too much stuff it doesnt take into account

Agreed. BMI is pretty much worthless. And let's face it, most people know when they're overweight - they don't need a test to tell them...

The BMI will determine pretty much all shorter, muscular people are overweight. Seriously, a 5'7" NFL running back who is 220 lbs of muscle would be obese by the BMI chart.

If you really need a body fat measurement there are better tools for it - they have caliper tests and water thingies...t

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 04:35 PM

Slumgullion Spitteler, on Jan 14 2009, 10:58 AM, said:

If you really need a body fat measurement there are better tools for it - they have caliper tests and water thingies...

And the Truffle Shuffle! If you can do one - you need to lose some body fat!

Edit - I feel an avatar change coming on!

This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 14 January 2009 - 07:20 PM

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 05:13 PM

Mezla PigDog, on Jan 14 2009, 10:35 AM, said:

Slumgullion Spitteler, on Jan 14 2009, 10:58 AM, said:

If you really need a body fat measurement there are better tools for it - they have caliper tests and water thingies...

And the Truffle Shuffle! If you can do one - you need to lose some body fat!

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