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#1 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 10 January 2009 - 04:05 PM

So, I thought instead of spamming up the awesome pictures thread as we usually do with these, a new thread was well deserved.

RULES OF THIS THREAD: If you figure out the solution to the mindfuck and feel like sharing it with us put it in a black box so you don't spoil the fun.

Old Mindfucks from the picture thread are welcome.

Here's three new to start us of:

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Posted 10 January 2009 - 04:09 PM

cant get the first one.

Spoiler

I want to die the way my dad died, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Posted 10 January 2009 - 04:18 PM

Regarding the first one:


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The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
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Posted 10 January 2009 - 04:23 PM

Spoiler
:p
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Posted 10 January 2009 - 04:25 PM

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Posted 10 January 2009 - 04:47 PM

This isn't a picture but this is definitely a mindfuck: http://en.wikipedia....v_pass_accident

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He who was living is now dead
We who were living are now dying
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Posted 10 January 2009 - 04:53 PM

View PostApocalypse Now, on Jan 10 2009, 05:47 PM, said:

This isn't a picture but this is definitely a mindfuck: http://en.wikipedia....v_pass_accident


Unreal. Sounds like an elaborate viral teaser for an upcomming american film :p

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View PostApocalypse Now, on Jan 10 2009, 05:47 PM, said:

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Spoiler

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Posted 10 January 2009 - 05:13 PM

i've got most except the Japanese train,
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Posted 10 January 2009 - 05:22 PM

Heh, just got the train one. That's
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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 10 January 2009 - 05:22 PM

I've got them all except the Japanese train, the flexing kid, and the wall of text I can't be bothered with...
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Posted 10 January 2009 - 05:38 PM

Don't see nuffink.
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Posted 10 January 2009 - 05:46 PM

View PostAptorian, on Jan 10 2009, 11:53 AM, said:

View PostApocalypse Now, on Jan 10 2009, 05:47 PM, said:

This isn't a picture but this is definitely a mindfuck: http://en.wikipedia....v_pass_accident


Unreal. Sounds like an elaborate viral teaser for an upcomming american film :p

Russia scariest place in the world

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Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 10 January 2009 - 05:55 PM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Jan 10 2009, 06:46 PM, said:

View PostAptorian, on Jan 10 2009, 11:53 AM, said:

View PostApocalypse Now, on Jan 10 2009, 05:47 PM, said:

This isn't a picture but this is definitely a mindfuck: http://en.wikipedia....v_pass_accident


Unreal. Sounds like an elaborate viral teaser for an upcomming american film :p

Russia scariest place in the world

View PostApocalypse Now, on Jan 10 2009, 05:47 PM, said:

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Spoiler



Spoiler



Spoiler

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Posted 10 January 2009 - 06:06 PM

Will there be any posted that are actually mindfucks? Because so far, really really dissapointed :p
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Posted 10 January 2009 - 06:10 PM

View Postcaladanbrood, on Jan 10 2009, 07:06 PM, said:

Will there be any posted that are actually mindfucks? Because so far, really really dissapointed :p

me too :) The japanese thingy is pretty nice though.
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Posted 10 January 2009 - 06:22 PM

View Postcaladanbrood, on Jan 10 2009, 07:06 PM, said:

Will there be any posted that are actually mindfucks? Because so far, really really dissapointed :p


Hey Brood, remember that saying about not having anything valuable to contribute?

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Posted 10 January 2009 - 06:30 PM

View PostAptorian, on Jan 10 2009, 06:22 PM, said:

View Postcaladanbrood, on Jan 10 2009, 07:06 PM, said:

Will there be any posted that are actually mindfucks? Because so far, really really dissapointed :p


Hey Brood, remember that saying about not having anything valuable to contribute?

Question is, do you?
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Posted 10 January 2009 - 06:43 PM

@ Slum,

If you want it the kid flexing one has
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Posted 10 January 2009 - 06:45 PM

View Postcaladanbrood, on Jan 10 2009, 06:30 PM, said:

Question is, do you?

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 10 January 2009 - 06:54 PM

I'm so slow. It takes me ages to figure out the joke in each picture. And then I'm not surprised, just sad that it took me so long. :p
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