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You f**ing should read Stover's f***ing ACTS OF CAINE books... spoilers in blocks / excessive profanity / damn fucking right

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 04:43 PM

I think SMZ just schooled Abyss.

Kerblammo!
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 05:56 PM

View PostSalt-Man Z, on 15 March 2012 - 04:35 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 15 March 2012 - 04:21 PM, said:

And i say 'three' but CBK was a 2008 release so fuck me in the ear sideways with a dead rat on a stick but it's been more like five fucking years....

Fall 2008 to Spring 2012 comes out to 3.5 fucking years, silly cat.



2008 is a year. So are 2009, 2010, 2011 and yes, 20fucking12, professor pedantic.
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 06:10 PM

This seems like an appropriate time to requote the below...

View Postacesn8s, on 22 April 2011 - 04:43 PM, said:

Blade of Tyshalle mmp, page 241.

Spoiler


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Fuck me like a frozen pizza pop in the desert but i am psyched.
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 06:18 PM

View PostAbyss, on 15 March 2012 - 06:10 PM, said:

This seems like an appropriate time to requote the below...

View Postacesn8s, on 22 April 2011 - 04:43 PM, said:

Blade of Tyshalle mmp, page 241.

Spoiler


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Fuck me like a frozen pizza pop in the desert but i am psyched.



I loved that above passage. :(
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Posted 16 March 2012 - 11:57 AM

Caine's Law will go immediately to the top of my TBR pile.

Preordered a copy for my Nook, because while others might queue up in line and wait for a store to open so they can buy their copy - fucking not me. I'm going to fucking make sure I get my copy just as soon as I can.
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Posted 16 March 2012 - 12:53 PM

Sigh...

Spoiler

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 02:22 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 16 March 2012 - 12:53 PM, said:

Sigh...

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Fuck that whining. Keep reading.
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Posted 16 March 2012 - 02:28 PM

View PostAbyss, on 16 March 2012 - 02:22 PM, said:

Fuck that whining. Keep reading.



LOL.

Noted.
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Posted 16 March 2012 - 02:55 PM

The escape from the Curioseum, while not one of the many many OMGWTF or just plain sheer awesome moments in the book, nonetheless remains one of the most classic scenes, sorry, classic fucking scenes, from all the books I've ever read.

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 03:16 PM

View PostSalt-Man Z, on 16 March 2012 - 02:55 PM, said:

The escape from the Curioseum, while not one of the many many OMGWTF or just plain sheer awesome moments in the book, nonetheless remains one of the most classic scenes, sorry, classic fucking scenes, from all the books I've ever read.


fucking seconded.
considering the mess the characters are in by then, the sheer holyfuck level just goes thru the roof.
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Posted 16 March 2012 - 03:27 PM

View PostAbyss, on 16 March 2012 - 03:16 PM, said:

View PostSalt-Man Z, on 16 March 2012 - 02:55 PM, said:

The escape from the Curioseum, while not one of the many many OMGWTF or just plain sheer awesome moments in the book, nonetheless remains one of the most classic scenes, sorry, classic fucking scenes, from all the books I've ever read.


fucking seconded.
considering the mess the characters are in by then, the sheer holyfuck level just goes thru the roof.


So does Tan'Elkoth's "David" or as close to...

Bad-um-ching!

This post has been edited by QuickTidal: 16 March 2012 - 03:27 PM

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 04:01 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 16 March 2012 - 03:27 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 16 March 2012 - 03:16 PM, said:

View PostSalt-Man Z, on 16 March 2012 - 02:55 PM, said:

The escape from the Curioseum, while not one of the many many OMGWTF or just plain sheer awesome moments in the book, nonetheless remains one of the most classic scenes, sorry, classic fucking scenes, from all the books I've ever read.


fucking seconded.
considering the mess the characters are in by then, the sheer holyfuck level just goes thru the roof.


So does Tan'Elkoth's "David" or as close to...

Bad-um-ching!

It causes a few more mirrors to shatter later on. Anyhow, no, you're not through the bleak prison shower arse-rape reduction of semen + shit that is being poured out over everyone yet. Like Abyss says, keep reading.
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Posted 16 March 2012 - 04:13 PM

It's funny how BoT prompts a similar response in most readers (who can actually finish it) ...that middle section, which is most of the book, is DARK. Characters who chewed up scenery in HD are utterly shattered... it's like THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK in a sense... the good guys are losing and losing and losing some more. Without the manic fun that was HD, BoT wouldn't work at all because there would be no reason to expect anything to turn around.

But the pay-off is awesome. Plus, no Ewoks.
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Posted 16 March 2012 - 04:22 PM

For those who haven't read it before, you need to read this 2005 short story about a young Hari Michaelson:

In the Sorrows

I really wanted this to be stuck in the back of either CBK or CL, but I guess it wasn't meant to be. I'm going to pretty it up and convert it to MOBI format to put on my Kindle, though.

edit: link updated

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 04:21 AM

Finished BoT tonight. Well that stayed bleak for a long long time! Fuck me they go through the ringer, and the Pit stuff was rough. That said, the ending was totally fucking excellent. I dig the results for everyone involved. I loved Caine's last Neo-Matrix-esque speech to the Studio. That book was fucking BRUTAL...and almost too densely philosophical...but it was also fucking amazing!

Anyways, will be moving onto CAINE BLACK KNIFE soon. It will be really cool to see Obrek's home tribe ect.

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 04:51 AM

View PostQuickTidal, on 17 March 2012 - 04:21 AM, said:

Anyways, will be moving onto CAINE BLACK KNIFE soon. It will be really cool to see Obrek's home tribe ect.

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 06:55 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 17 March 2012 - 04:21 AM, said:

Anyways, will be moving onto CAINE BLACK KNIFE soon. It will be really cool to see Obrek's home tribe ect.


Several of my fucking favorite Caine moments come from CBK. I can't wait to see some of your reactions to them.

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 09:34 AM

I finished BoT on saturday (thanks again salty, my hero) and ordered the next installment some 5 minutes later.

I actually think my favourite part of BoT was the philosophical discussion between Tan'Elkoth and Duncan. "I used to be a god, so I would know"
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Posted 19 March 2012 - 03:28 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 17 March 2012 - 04:21 AM, said:

Finished BoT tonight. ..., the ending was totally fucking excellent. ... That book was fucking BRUTAL...and almost too densely philosophical...but it was also fucking amazing!
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Told ya so.

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View PostQuickTidal, on 17 March 2012 - 04:21 AM, said:

Anyways, will be moving onto CAINE BLACK KNIFE soon. It will be really cool to see Obrek's home tribe ect.

From the mouth of babes...



No fucking kidding. Mwa hah haaa...
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Posted 20 March 2012 - 12:04 PM

View Postamphibian, on 17 March 2012 - 04:51 AM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 17 March 2012 - 04:21 AM, said:

Anyways, will be moving onto CAINE BLACK KNIFE soon. It will be really cool to see Obrek's home tribe ect.

From the mouth of babes...

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