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You f**ing should read Stover's f***ing ACTS OF CAINE books... spoilers in blocks / excessive profanity / damn fucking right

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 10:59 AM

This thread is really making me want to read the CAINE series again. It's a damn shame BoT is so hard to find, as it is a very good book. Though not up to the £50 price tag some people are hawking it for on amazon. I spent ages trying to find a reasonably priced copy, before eventually getting hold of an ebook version. Here's hoping stover will get these books reprinted at some point, as they are too good to be out of print.

I'll add my recommendation to the pile, this is definitely a book your going to want to pick up, can't wait for the next in the series.
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 08:13 PM

Having recently read straight through the series, it occurs to me that if Act of Atonement doesn't end with Caine ripping Kosall through someone, I'm going to be sorely disappointed.
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 11:59 PM

View PostBriar King, on 07 December 2010 - 11:32 PM, said:

Fucking motherfucker theres alot of fucking fuck words in this thread! Ive fucking read the first 2 motherfucking books and they were fucking epicly fucking fan-fucking-tastic! Fuck it Im a fucking order the 3rd motherfucking book in a fucking minute from fucking Amazon!

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Posted 08 December 2010 - 03:35 AM

Man....this thread makes me wanna do a HEROES DIE re-read...fuckity fuck.

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Posted 08 December 2010 - 03:25 PM

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View PostBriar King, on 07 December 2010 - 11:32 PM, said:

Fucking motherfucker theres alot of fucking fuck words in this thread! Ive fucking read the first 2 motherfucking books and they were fucking epicly fucking fan-fucking-tastic! Fuck it Im a fucking order the 3rd motherfucking book in a fucking minute from fucking Amazon!

Dragonfucknuts, yes!


damnfucking right!

View PostBriar King, on 08 December 2010 - 01:25 AM, said:

Fucking Ordered!


Fucking fixed!

View PostQuickTidal, on 08 December 2010 - 03:35 AM, said:

Man....this thread makes me wanna do a HEROES DIE re-read...fuckity fuck.



I'm holding out for a street date for HIS FATHER'S FIST to schedule a series re-read.

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Posted 08 December 2010 - 03:34 PM

Speaking of Stover awesomeness....here's a link to his blog where he feeds it to a troll who emailed him some nasty comments and pissed on his work....

It is...SO awesome. As if Caine himself was telling this little shit off.

LOVE it!!

http://mwstover.com/...ies-film-at-11/
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Posted 07 January 2011 - 08:03 PM

From Twitter:

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Big stuff comin down the pipe. Stay tuned Caine fans...

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 08:10 PM

AAAAAAAHHHHHH FFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 11:21 PM

Fucking halfway through!
Fucking amazing!
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Posted 09 January 2011 - 08:44 PM

This board has never let me down before. Ordered the fucking thing.
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Posted 10 January 2011 - 09:43 AM

OverWorld.tv has gone live!
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Posted 10 January 2011 - 03:29 PM

View PostAlrin, on 10 January 2011 - 09:43 AM, said:

OverWorld.tv has gone live!


Neat site, and huge points for enthusiasm, but i'm a little unclear on just what they're proposing... A self-funded comic?
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Posted 10 January 2011 - 06:46 PM

View PostBriar King, on 10 January 2011 - 06:23 PM, said:

What the fuck Abyss? There was not fucking fuck word in that post!


Fuck.

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View PostAlrin, on 10 January 2011 - 09:43 AM, said:

OverWorld.tv has gone live!


Neat site, and huge fucking points for big fucking enthusiasm, but i'm a little unclear on just what the fuck they're proposing... A self-funded comic? Fuck me that could be fucking cool if if fucking flies.


Fucking fixed.

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Posted 10 January 2011 - 07:06 PM

I can't find these anywhere.

I guess I will have to resort to ordering online...
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Posted 10 January 2011 - 07:12 PM

View PostEnd of Disc One, on 09 January 2011 - 08:44 PM, said:

This board has never let me down before. Ordered the fucking thing.


Fucking good move.

View Postansible, on 10 January 2011 - 07:06 PM, said:

I can't find these anywhere.

I guess I will have to resort to ordering online...


Probably your best bet but watch out for hideously fucking overpricing on BLADE OF TYSHALLE.
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Posted 11 January 2011 - 07:53 PM

Well, fuck me.
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Posted 19 January 2011 - 07:10 AM

Holy fuck, I am so glad to see this thread. This series really does stand way the fuck out from a lot of other work out there, and I'm glad to see other people who have found this holy fucking grail.
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Posted 19 January 2011 - 09:19 AM

You'll be pleased to know Abyss, that I picked up the series upon your recommendation. Epic, thus far.
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Posted 19 January 2011 - 03:07 PM

View Postsilvenquesti, on 19 January 2011 - 07:10 AM, said:

Holy fuck, I am so glad to see this thread. This series really does stand way the fuck out from a lot of other work out there, and I'm glad to see other people who have found this holy fucking grail.



View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 19 January 2011 - 09:19 AM, said:

You'll be pleased to know Abyss, that I picked up the series upon your recommendation. Epic, thus far.



FUCK YEAH!!!

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Posted 19 January 2011 - 06:02 PM

Everyone's gone and backed the OverWorld project, right?
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