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You f**ing should read Stover's f***ing ACTS OF CAINE books... spoilers in blocks / excessive profanity / damn fucking right

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Posted 27 May 2013 - 01:19 AM

i'm having a hard time getting ahold of a copy of Blade of Tyshalle, my local bookstore's supplier is Permanently-Out-of-Stock, which kinda made me a little sad, knowing how good Heroes Die and MWStover is, so to complete my read, i resorted to an Epub copy, just to read this, and i may amazon this in the near future, or is it also hard to comeby via amazon? as i already have Caine Black Knife TPB and Caine's Law on pre-order,,
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Posted 28 May 2013 - 02:43 AM

Yup, BoT is out of print (and has been for some time.) Pretty much your only option besides ebook is to find a secondhand copy. I've found 3-4 at the used bookstore that I've picked up for people on this board. Yuna, I'll add you to The List. (Keep in mind I come across only one, maybe two copies a year.)
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Posted 05 June 2013 - 04:10 AM

Great new interview with Stover up here, including a quick mention of his current projects.
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Posted 05 June 2013 - 11:39 AM

View PostSalt-Man Z, on 05 June 2013 - 04:10 AM, said:

Great new interview with Stover up here, including a quick mention of his current projects.

And the name of a short story ("In the sorrows"), as well - one referenced in the books, too.
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Posted 05 June 2013 - 09:30 PM

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View PostSalt-Man Z, on 05 June 2013 - 04:10 AM, said:

Great new interview with Stover up here, including a quick mention of his current projects.

And the name of a short story ("In the sorrows"), as well - one referenced in the books, too.

That's just an old (2005) short story I've tried pimping to you guys before...
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 04:09 PM

Started reading these, review of Book 1 in the Featured Reviews forum.

View PostSalt-Man Z, on 28 May 2013 - 02:43 AM, said:

Yup, BoT is out of print (and has been for some time.) Pretty much your only option besides ebook is to find a secondhand copy. I've found 3-4 at the used bookstore that I've picked up for people on this board. Yuna, I'll add you to The List. (Keep in mind I come across only one, maybe two copies a year.)


Blade of Tyshalle is back in-print, though only in the UK and only in e-book. You can try ordering the ebook from Amazon.co.uk, as sometimes they are available in the USA but it seems to be a bit hit-and-miss.
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 04:15 PM

View PostSalt-Man Z, on 05 June 2013 - 09:30 PM, said:

View PostTapper, on 05 June 2013 - 11:39 AM, said:

View PostSalt-Man Z, on 05 June 2013 - 04:10 AM, said:

Great new interview with Stover up here, including a quick mention of his current projects.

And the name of a short story ("In the sorrows"), as well - one referenced in the books, too.

That's just an old (2005) short story I've tried pimping to you guys before...

Oooops. Well, 3 pages back is 3 pages back :whistle:
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Posted 06 June 2013 - 04:17 PM

Over here, BoT has been available in eBook format since CAINE'S LAW came out.
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 04:46 PM

Matthew Effing Stover and Scott Lynch interview each other.
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 10:07 PM

I say, have any of you chaps realised that the delightfully locquacious Mr Stover's books are all on Kindle for less than four bally English pounds each? It seems I must needs get them forthwith & indeed I am a nincompoop of the highest for not doing so already!

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 02:38 AM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 19 June 2013 - 10:07 PM, said:

Fuck me like a chicken pot pie, have any of you chaps realised that the delightfully locquacious Mr Stover's books are all on Kindle for less than four bally English pounds each? It seems I must needs get them forthwith & indeed I am a nincompoop of the highest for not doing so already!

Apologies for the bad language there, gents...


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Posted 27 June 2013 - 10:10 PM

Don't know how I missed this one last month, but it's (again) great: Scalzi interviews Stover.

"No, you call it Star Wars, Einstein."

(For future reference, here's a link to all of Orbit's Stover posts.)
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Posted 27 June 2013 - 11:36 PM

As for Pallas Ril remaking Hari post-snicker snack, what if the Vorpal Blade cuts permanently and thus is beyond Chambargainbasementdeal's power?
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Posted 28 June 2013 - 08:20 AM

Finished Heroes Die last night...wow what a book!!

I'd not heard of them until I saw Wertheads review as they've only recently been released in the UK

Caine's a really interesting character but equally so is Hari.

I definitely got a 'Witcher' vibe from the book, with the whole non-human's being 2nd rate citizens and I think Caine shares some similarities with Geralt of Rivia.

Right I'm off to amazon to get stuck into the 2nd one...only £3.99...seems like a good deal to me...
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Posted 28 June 2013 - 02:05 PM

View PostHocknose, on 28 June 2013 - 08:20 AM, said:

Finished Heroes Die last night...wow what a book!!

I'd not heard of them until I saw Wertheads review as they've only recently been released in the UK

Caine's a really interesting character but equally so is Hari.

I definitely got a 'Witcher' vibe from the book, with the whole non-human's being 2nd rate citizens and I think Caine shares some similarities with Geralt of Rivia.

Right I'm off to amazon to get stuck into the 2nd one...only £3.99...seems like a good deal to me...


That's a great deal.

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It's a very different book from HD, but the pay-off... the payoff is fucking. HUGE. fuck.

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 09:05 PM

I know i'll probably be (rightfully) insulted for this but... Is Heroes Die only available in that horrid uber-cheesy cover from the eighties?

I really want to read it but.... meh...
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Posted 28 June 2013 - 09:24 PM

View PostTehol the Only, on 28 June 2013 - 09:05 PM, said:

I know i'll probably be (rightfully) insulted for this but... Is Heroes Die only available in that horrid uber-cheesy cover from the eighties?

I really want to read it but.... meh...


A who cares about the cover when the insides are as fucking butt clinching awesome as they fucking are. I got all of the fucking books on the motherfucking kindle. Not fucking covers bitches.


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Posted 28 June 2013 - 09:36 PM

You're butt-raping right Vengeance! I was mother-just-fuckin asking but I'll arse-plowin' order all those papery bitches very soon
ANY
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Edit: i just saw that Blade of Tyshalle is OOP since the dawn of time... this series will give my obsessive compulsive shelf policy a really hard time.

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:34 AM

Finished the fourth book last week.

A phenomenal book in my opinion perhaps only let down by the lack of any real antagonist or sense of urgency and danger. I thought the ending was wrapped up a little too "And they lived happily ever after" for my tastes but it sure was a hell of a ride.

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 11:20 AM

So I just fucking read Caine Fucking Black Fucking Knife and while obviously it's fucking awesome in a lot of fucking ways I couldn't help be a bit fucking fucking disappointed fucking.

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