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You fing should read Stover's f*ing ACTS OF CAINE books... spoilers in blocks / excessive profanity / damn fucking right

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 11:53 AM

I need to fucking hurry up with my ASoIaF reread so I can move on to CBK before Dance comes out.

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 02:47 PM

Salt-Man Z, on 15 June 2011 - 08:47 PM, said:

...more like a pause before the final MASSIVE HOLY FUCKING FUCK YOU IN THE LIVER WITH A MACK TRUCK act.

Fixed, Stover style.

Briar King, on 16 June 2011 - 04:17 AM, said:

I might fucking start it after I fucking finsh Dead fucking Beat unless ADWD is out bythen.

acesn8s, on 16 June 2011 - 11:53 AM, said:

I need to fucking hurry up with my ASoIaF reread so I can move on to CBK before Dance comes out.

Tough call. You're both fucked.

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 02:53 PM

Why do I feel like I am in the opening five minutes of FOUR WEDDINGS & A FUNERAL?

If you get the reference I'll give you a cookie, a bacon cookie.

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 08:20 PM

I always hear this really embarassing hard rock ballad thing with "I want it all I want it now" in my head when reading these threads. Next Stover, next Butcher, next Bakker, next Morgan. Fuck.

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Posted 17 June 2011 - 10:29 AM

Pig Iron, on 16 June 2011 - 08:20 PM, said:

I always hear this really embarassing hard rock ballad thing with "I want it all I want it now" in my head when reading these threads. Next Stover, next Butcher, next Bakker, next Morgan. Fuck.

hahaha, you mean the Queen song?

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Posted 07 July 2011 - 03:35 PM

'Nuff fucking said:

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Posted 07 July 2011 - 03:41 PM

Salt-Man Z, on 07 July 2011 - 03:35 PM, said:

'Nuff fucking said:

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Oh. Fuck. Yeah.

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Posted 18 July 2011 - 07:21 AM

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 08:53 AM

Heros Die and Caine Black Knife FINALLY fucking arrived! Fuck! All the fucking way from Arid-fucking-zona.

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 02:21 PM

Sombra, on 14 September 2011 - 08:53 AM, said:

Heros Die and Caine Black Knife FINALLY fucking arrived! Fuck! All the fucking way from Arid-fucking-zona.

Stop wasting time on the fucking internut and start fucking reading. Fuck.

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 05:45 AM

Salt-Man Z, on 15 June 2011 - 06:44 PM, said:

...and Amazon US has it listed for April 3rd.

Btw all amazons now have it listed for Apr 3 2012. fuck.

Sombra, on 17 July 2011 - 12:26 PM, said:

...Just placed an order through alibris.com for Caine Black Knife (new), Blade of Tyshalle (used, good condition) and Heroes Die (new). 3 books: $AU26.
...... if it isn't worth it I'll skin Abyss and use his fur as a toilet mat.

Still waiting for your admission that HD and BoT were awesome, Sombra, unless your order isn't shipping until LAW is released next fucking year. In which case you're fucked.

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 06:30 PM

Caine's Law is only two @#$%ing months away, and for some reason I'm suddenly getting very fucking excited. I'm planning on doing a reread of Caine Black Knife leading up to it, partly to get Part 1 fresh in my mind, but also because I've only read it twice (compared to three reads each of the previous Caine books.) and also because, well fuck.

Also, for those looking for their Stover fix before April, I can heartily recommend his Magic: The Gathering novel, Test of Metal. Even if you don't care (or know a thing) (or give a fuck) about the MtG franchise, it's a fucking blast.

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 08:14 PM

Salt-Man Z, on 07 February 2012 - 06:30 PM, said:

Ah f* you beat me to it was just going to post that I read ToM just on account of it being m-f Stover never having read a single f* MTG book or played said f* game but once when someone showed me looked fun though but f*, that ToM was f* crazy a great f* Stover fix if you f* need it and f* yes you do.

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 11:54 PM

Just put up my review of Test of Fucking Metal.

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Posted 10 February 2012 - 02:40 AM

Caine's Law is going to be so good.

I will embark upon a reread soon and my thought processes will probably go "Hmm.. okay.. FUCKINGFUCKFUCKFUCKITYFUCK YES! Finished the fuckin' first one. Finished the fucking second one! Now to not skip ahead and see Cain fucking Falcon Punch a guy's fucking jaw off! Fourth book is fuckin' out! Fuck yes! I fuckin' love you, Stover!"

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 04:30 PM

Caine VS Paksenarrion at the Suvudu cage match, including a writeup by Stover!! @#$%ing awesome. Go read it, then vote for Caine!!

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 07:46 PM

Friggin awesome. It's not Caine vs. XXX, it's Caine vs. fucking Suvudu!

And he quoted a line from one of the best songs in the world! (no, I did not squeal like a little girl on a rocking horse).

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 08:06 PM

Less than a month now till CAINE'S fucking LAW!

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