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Posted 02 October 2013 - 01:48 PM

A clot is a trick golden cookie. It's red instead of golden, so easy to spot. But if you don't know what it is you must naturally click it. When I did it slashed my production per second in half for a period of I-can't-remember.

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Posted 02 October 2013 - 01:58 PM

View PostGanoes Paran, on 02 October 2013 - 01:25 PM, said:

I started this a few hours ago. I hate you :)

160000 per second at moment


I'm at 3,96 billion per second currently. So many cookies and now it feels like nothing compared to the numbers I need to upgrade.

View PostSatan, on 02 October 2013 - 01:48 PM, said:

A clot is a trick golden cookie. It's red instead of golden, so easy to spot. But if you don't know what it is you must naturally click it. When I did it slashed my production per second in half for a period of I-can't-remember.


Ah, they're not all bad you know. Some times you lose a ton of cookies, some times you lose production but you can also get some really good rewards. I've received trillions of cookies from them in one go. I'd definitely say that they are worth the occasional loss.

EDIT: Just got one. My cookie production was multiplied by 666 for 6 seconds. Just earned me 15 trillion cookies.

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Posted 02 October 2013 - 02:38 PM

View PostCrustaceous Apt, on 02 October 2013 - 01:58 PM, said:

View PostGanoes Paran, on 02 October 2013 - 01:25 PM, said:

I started this a few hours ago. I hate you :)

160000 per second at moment


I'm at 3,96 billion per second currently. So many cookies and now it feels like nothing compared to the numbers I need to upgrade.


Same sentiment with me, but only 681 million CpS. Still on my mission to have 50 of every building. Only have 12 antimatter condensers to go, but fuck me they're expensive at this stage.

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View PostSatan, on 02 October 2013 - 01:48 PM, said:

A clot is a trick golden cookie. It's red instead of golden, so easy to spot. But if you don't know what it is you must naturally click it. When I did it slashed my production per second in half for a period of I-can't-remember.


Ah, they're not all bad you know. Some times you lose a ton of cookies, some times you lose production but you can also get some really good rewards. I've received trillions of cookies from them in one go. I'd definitely say that they are worth the occasional loss.

EDIT: Just got one. My cookie production was multiplied by 666 for 6 seconds. Just earned me 15 trillion cookies.

Good to know. I'll keep on clicking anything and everything then.

EDIT: FUCK YOU! Second red cookie stole 300 billion from me!

This post has been edited by Satan: 02 October 2013 - 02:40 PM

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Posted 02 October 2013 - 02:47 PM

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Posted 02 October 2013 - 02:57 PM

View PostSatan, on 02 October 2013 - 02:38 PM, said:

View PostCrustaceous Apt, on 02 October 2013 - 01:58 PM, said:

View PostGanoes Paran, on 02 October 2013 - 01:25 PM, said:

I started this a few hours ago. I hate you :)

160000 per second at moment


I'm at 3,96 billion per second currently. So many cookies and now it feels like nothing compared to the numbers I need to upgrade.


Same sentiment with me, but only 681 million CpS. Still on my mission to have 50 of every building. Only have 12 antimatter condensers to go, but fuck me they're expensive at this stage.

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View PostSatan, on 02 October 2013 - 01:48 PM, said:

A clot is a trick golden cookie. It's red instead of golden, so easy to spot. But if you don't know what it is you must naturally click it. When I did it slashed my production per second in half for a period of I-can't-remember.


Ah, they're not all bad you know. Some times you lose a ton of cookies, some times you lose production but you can also get some really good rewards. I've received trillions of cookies from them in one go. I'd definitely say that they are worth the occasional loss.

EDIT: Just got one. My cookie production was multiplied by 666 for 6 seconds. Just earned me 15 trillion cookies.

Good to know. I'll keep on clicking anything and everything then.

EDIT: FUCK YOU! Second red cookie stole 300 billion from me!


MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Posted 02 October 2013 - 03:03 PM

Have to close mine down for a few days. Changing office tomorrow, so can't leave my production on overnight. Be prepared for cookie prices to skyrocket.
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Posted 02 October 2013 - 03:11 PM

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Posted 02 October 2013 - 03:31 PM

I'm sorry fellows, but this game seems incredibly pointless to me.
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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Posted 02 October 2013 - 03:34 PM

View PostHiddenOne, on 02 October 2013 - 03:31 PM, said:

I'm sorry fellows, but this game seems incredibly pointless to me.


You are right but it is addictive
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Posted 02 October 2013 - 03:46 PM

View PostSatan, on 02 October 2013 - 02:38 PM, said:

View PostCrustaceous Apt, on 02 October 2013 - 01:58 PM, said:

View PostGanoes Paran, on 02 October 2013 - 01:25 PM, said:

I started this a few hours ago. I hate you :)

160000 per second at moment


I'm at 3,96 billion per second currently. So many cookies and now it feels like nothing compared to the numbers I need to upgrade.


Same sentiment with me, but only 681 million CpS. Still on my mission to have 50 of every building. Only have 12 antimatter condensers to go, but fuck me they're expensive at this stage.

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View PostSatan, on 02 October 2013 - 01:48 PM, said:

A clot is a trick golden cookie. It's red instead of golden, so easy to spot. But if you don't know what it is you must naturally click it. When I did it slashed my production per second in half for a period of I-can't-remember.


Ah, they're not all bad you know. Some times you lose a ton of cookies, some times you lose production but you can also get some really good rewards. I've received trillions of cookies from them in one go. I'd definitely say that they are worth the occasional loss.

EDIT: Just got one. My cookie production was multiplied by 666 for 6 seconds. Just earned me 15 trillion cookies.

Good to know. I'll keep on clicking anything and everything then.

EDIT: FUCK YOU! Second red cookie stole 300 billion from me!


I think the colour isn't important. My first bad cookie was a golden one,

Just passed 1,000,000,000,000 CpS yeah! I'm soooooo good at this game.... wow :D
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Posted 02 October 2013 - 03:56 PM

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Posted 02 October 2013 - 04:18 PM

If your into these "set things up and let your computer grind away games", try this: http://candies.aniwey.net/.

I posted this a while back in this thread. I got to the final dragon but was unable to slay him.
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Posted 04 October 2013 - 09:25 AM

View Postdietl, on 02 October 2013 - 03:46 PM, said:

View PostSatan, on 02 October 2013 - 02:38 PM, said:

View PostCrustaceous Apt, on 02 October 2013 - 01:58 PM, said:

View PostGanoes Paran, on 02 October 2013 - 01:25 PM, said:

I started this a few hours ago. I hate you :D

160000 per second at moment


I'm at 3,96 billion per second currently. So many cookies and now it feels like nothing compared to the numbers I need to upgrade.


Same sentiment with me, but only 681 million CpS. Still on my mission to have 50 of every building. Only have 12 antimatter condensers to go, but fuck me they're expensive at this stage.

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View PostSatan, on 02 October 2013 - 01:48 PM, said:

A clot is a trick golden cookie. It's red instead of golden, so easy to spot. But if you don't know what it is you must naturally click it. When I did it slashed my production per second in half for a period of I-can't-remember.


Ah, they're not all bad you know. Some times you lose a ton of cookies, some times you lose production but you can also get some really good rewards. I've received trillions of cookies from them in one go. I'd definitely say that they are worth the occasional loss.

EDIT: Just got one. My cookie production was multiplied by 666 for 6 seconds. Just earned me 15 trillion cookies.

Good to know. I'll keep on clicking anything and everything then.

EDIT: FUCK YOU! Second red cookie stole 300 billion from me!


I think the colour isn't important. My first bad cookie was a golden one,

Just passed 1,000,000,000,000 CpS yeah! I'm soooooo good at this game.... wow :)


It feels like I'm continuously pulling your fingers. Except it's not your fingers, it's your penii and I'm now covered in cum. If you don't get any bonus from the red cookies, you are all fucking cuntfarts!
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Posted 04 October 2013 - 11:27 AM

I've purchased all(?) the Golden Cookie upgrades and now, when I catch the x666 for 6 seconds cookie it lasts for 13 seconds and I usually get around 50-60 trillion out of it.

Yes, you will loose trillions of cookies and lose production over time but for every 10 trillion you loose you'll get another 100 trillion back.

I would say by now that staying in the "Grandmapocalypse mode" and monitoring the screen for golden cookies is way more important than even levelling up you cookies per second.

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 11:43 AM

Would you say that it's important to hire more grandmas? And what about the kittens? When I last bought the kitten worker, it gave me a massive boost to my multiplier - is it worth saving for the kitten engineer?
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Posted 04 October 2013 - 12:06 PM

Yeah, the kittens are definitely the best possible upgrade. The next ones are the Golden Cookie upgrades. The third are the grandma stuff, it starts out small but it steadily improves.

EDIT: I am anxiously waiting for the one time I get the full Cookie chain. So far I have only reached 6 trillion. 666 trillion would be ridiculous.

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 12:19 PM

Just found the cookie-dunker achievement by accident. Oh the clever bastards!
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Posted 04 October 2013 - 12:29 PM

How does one get a cookie dunker achievement?
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Posted 04 October 2013 - 12:37 PM

You dunk the floating cookie in the milk *hint, hint, wink, wink*

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 01:30 PM

Ah got it. I think it increased my production by 400 billion. Awesome.
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