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Online Flash And Puzzle Games 101 ways to waste your time

#341 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 11:56 PM

It starts with the drums from George of the Jungle!
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 08 March 2011 - 12:44 AM

Rock, Paper, Scissors > http://www.nytimes.c...r-scissors.html

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 02:40 AM

Katamari-ize any website, instructions here: http://kathack.com/

Look what I did:
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[EDIT]: works with Google Chrome browser. I tried it with Firefox, works but not so great. Didn't try it with Internet Explorer or any other browsers. . . . good luck.

This post has been edited by Buttstad Cheekhammer: 14 March 2011 - 02:42 AM

#344 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 06:13 AM

I tried to get that thing to work the other day but it wouldn't "activate" in Chrome, fire fox or Internet Explorer.
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Posted 16 March 2011 - 07:41 PM

Works pretty well in Opera, you need to get a decent browser Apt :)
"see that stranger's arm crushing the life from him - do you understand? Not an eternal prison for Messremb"
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#346 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 16 March 2011 - 11:35 PM

Works fine for me in Firefox and Opera.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#347 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 18 March 2011 - 08:05 PM

This game is fun if you get a lot of people working in unison.

http://swarmation.com/
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#348 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 18 March 2011 - 10:51 PM

That is surprisingly fun. But frustrating because it's all silent cooperation (or lack thereof)
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#349 User is offline   Beezulbubba 

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Posted 19 March 2011 - 04:48 AM

Confound that snake! (my session was a well oiled machine, except for the snake! .... grrrrrr!)

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Posted 19 March 2011 - 09:02 AM

For some goddamned reason people never get the snake!
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 19 March 2011 - 01:54 PM

We always got the snake, but the lobster was fucking impossible!
Legalise drugs! And murder!
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Posted 21 March 2011 - 06:22 AM

This is a fucking weird game
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Posted 22 March 2011 - 04:03 AM

View PostClockwork Apt, on 21 March 2011 - 06:22 AM, said:

This is a fucking weird game


That was... interesting

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#354 User is offline   Beezulbubba 

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Posted 22 March 2011 - 11:16 PM

Not a game, but endlessly entertaining:

http://fearthegaychicken.org/

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Posted 23 March 2011 - 02:35 PM

You, sir, are a dick,
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 23 March 2011 - 03:35 PM

I believe you mean cock.
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Posted 28 March 2011 - 06:45 PM

Girp
* warning, this game sucks

http://www.foddy.net/GIRP.html

#358 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 06:56 PM

Oh god I knew the guys who made QWOP would not be sated and NOW THEY HAVE RETURNED
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#359 User is offline   Sir Thursday 

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Posted 29 March 2011 - 12:30 AM

That absolutely destroys your fingers...got to 9.8 before that bloody bird stopped me from getting any further. I figured out that you had to kick it away, but not soon enough to actually get to it.


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Posted 29 March 2011 - 12:53 AM

I think I may have ruined my keyboard . . . . jerks!

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