What's messing with your groove?

#7601 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 07:48 PM

Whatever, drinking for one's sins is probably the best way.

Bad girl...

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#7602 Slow Ben

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 08:39 PM

Gust Hubb, on 04 June 2011 - 05:49 PM, said:

adjutant stormy, on 26 May 2011 - 09:47 AM, said:

Kurt Montandon, on 26 May 2011 - 05:52 AM, said:

Slow Ben, on 25 May 2011 - 08:13 PM, said:

You've got snow, we've got tornadoe warnings for like a week straight.

The weather just sucks right now.

There are actually tornado warnings in Northern California right now.

I want to punch the weather.

.

Wait. I live in norcal. I haven't heard squat!

You guys live in Norcal? That's where I was born!!! and summers there are better than the craptastic heat and cold fluctuations here in damn miserable Chicago. It was chilly and raining yesterday morning and now is a muggy 80+ and sunny. Sucky. I'd even prefer the 110 of Redding.

Plus, you know....the Cubs.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#7603 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 08:41 PM

Hahaha ZING.

#7604 Cyphon

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 09:20 PM

The hair is getting cut tomorrow. The only upside will be the shock of me having short hair on people who are used to my luscious locks falling down my back.

Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

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#7605 worry

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 09:30 PM

Ain, on 04 June 2011 - 12:33 PM, said:

Local Borders-along with every single other one anywhere-is closing down in one month. Sigh....I'll miss you, old faithful.

Their going out of business sales are apparently quite nice though.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#7606 Gothos

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 11:01 PM

My big mouth.
I've earned myself a whole lot of hell just by trusting someone with a matter I should've have. He promptly spewed the beans in some, as yet undefined, way. And I'm reaping the worst of it, even if it's HIS fucking major fuckup. I guess I earned this.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#7607 Illuyankas

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 11:02 PM

So I tried to watch a portion of a documentary made by Channel 4, one of the UK's original analogue TV channels, and I clicked the youtube link to see this:

Quote

This video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
Sorry about that.

IT'S A CLIP FROM A SHOW MADE IN MY DAMN COUNTRY BY A CHANNEL THAT EXISTS MY DAMN COUNTRY YOU STUPID WEBSITE

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#7608 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 11:05 PM

YouTube is racist!

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#7609 Gothos

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 11:06 PM

HoosierDaddy, on 05 June 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:

YouTube is racist!

No shit? I think I see 'this content may not be displayed in your region' a lot more than you, yank.

#7610 Illuyankas

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 11:18 PM

I BET NOT WHEN IT'S A POLISH PROGRAM MADE BY A POLISH NETWORK THOUGH

#7611 Gust Hubb

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 11:20 PM

You're not missing much anyways...

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss

#7612 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 11:25 PM

Gothos, on 05 June 2011 - 11:06 PM, said:

HoosierDaddy, on 05 June 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:

YouTube is racist!

No shit? I think I see 'this content may not be displayed in your region' a lot more than you, yank.

Yank? Yank?

Racism is rampant!

#7613 Shiara

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 12:33 AM

Illuyankas, on 04 June 2011 - 04:49 AM, said:

HOLY FUCK I WANT TO MURDER SOMEONE

It's an account of a lesbian girl being ~~kidnapped from her bedroom by two burly men with the full permission of her c**t of a mother~~ sent to a WWASPS facility in Utah and basically being tortured. I first heard about these fucking bastards when I read about Tranquility Bay and this is just much worse since it's both a lengthier eyewitness account and proof that the facilities that get revealed are being reopened under new names. These are genuinely the worst kinds of people and I want to fucking kill them. Literal murder. They need to be killed for the good of mankind. FUCK IT

Wow. This is now also messing with my groove -_-

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#7614 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 03:57 AM

Some days I feel like if my mother never said another word to me for as long as I live, I could die happy.

#7615 Loki

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 04:43 AM

I got called in the middle of the night by my mum on Saturday night/Sunday morning to tell me to get to the hospital because my brother had been taken there in a critical condition and the doctors weren't confident he'd live through the night. He'd suffered severe head trauma that was consistent with a fall of at least 5 metres. Earlier that night he had called my mum and told her that he was scared for his life and could she come get him. Unfortunately, he wasn't where mum thought he was and she spent 2 hours looking for him before getting a call from the police.

By 4am the doctors said that they were confident that he wouldn't die as the scans showed significant change in the pressure on his brain but that given his injuries the likihood of brain damage was extremely likely but that they wouldn't be able to assess functunality until he was awake and they were not sure when/if that would happen.

8am my brother woke up and was talking and very aware of his surroundings etc. The doctor said that by all rights he should be dead and he (the doctor) was 'absolutely amazed that he doesn't have significant brain damage.'

He had surgery today to drain the blood off his brain and the doctors need to keep him under observation as there is a possibility of delayed bleeding on the brain.

Before the doctor returned to check him over after his surgery my brother took it upon himself to LEAVE THE FUCKING HOSPITAL!!! -_-

From being told my brother is going to die, to being brain damaged, to being okay and now to him leaving the hospital without medical consent I do believe I have experienced every bloody emotion there is in the last 36 hours.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#7616 Illuyankas

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 05:19 AM

Get a couple of doctors to double and triple check he's in no more danger. They'll be handy for when you put him back in danger for leaving so early. With, say, a stick.

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 06 June 2011 - 05:20 AM

#7617 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 05:41 AM

15 feet onto his head? Man, what's that thing made of, adamantium?

#7618 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 06:57 AM

That sucks Loki -_-

I just found out that the suit I bought two days ago is a lounge suit...and is in fact not allowed to be worn to my formal. Not my money but I still feel bad. And it means I have to do it all over again!

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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#7619 Gothos

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 08:34 AM

My oh my.

SOME people are terribly fussy about you not lying to other people on their behalf, at least for people who openly state they'd rather people were honest than be kind liars.

#7620 Grimjust Bearegular

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Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!

Posted 06 June 2011 - 08:44 AM

Silencer, on 04 June 2011 - 03:27 AM, said:

SadCountenance EmoDropBear, on 03 June 2011 - 12:07 PM, said:

HoosierDaddy, on 03 June 2011 - 11:52 AM, said:

SadCountenance EmoDropBear, on 03 June 2011 - 08:51 AM, said:

My bf and I have almost broken up twice during the past two days. I feel like we've been growing apart for awhile, he says he loves me more than ever and I don't have a fucking clue what to do.

This was all brought on by me meeting a guy on a trip to Poland, who I had more in common with than anyone I've ever met...and he doesn't even read Steven Erikson!

Me and said guy are just friends, and nothing at all happened during the wekeend we spent together, but my bf forbids me more or less from being friends with him, and it really feels like the last straw...I don't know if the good stuff outweighs the bad stuff anymore.

And we haven't even lived in our new apartment for a month yet......FUCK.

Cohabitation is a big deal, Grim. Could your boyfriend, if he became an ex, deal with other guys being around? Tough stuff. I wish you the best, but I think you might have to make a clean cut. That sort of possession is tough to get rid of in a ex-boyfriend.

He'd never deal with that...he's extremely jealous. And a clean cut, although the best option, is also the hardest option. We've been together for almost 8 years, lived together for 4, we own this apartment together and we're real close with each other's families. We just have so much invested in each other, but what if that's the only reason I'm staying?

Can we work through our problems, or are the differences just too big? Do I even want to work things out?

FUCK, this past year has been hell...some light at the end of that tunnel would've been nice

Yeah, you do seem to be having a rough patch, Grim.

I know this isn't exactly an advice thread - and hell, I'm not the most qualified person around to offer any, believe me - but I think the simplest thing to do is to ask yourself whether you're considering leaving because things are tough, or because there is something fundamentally askew in your relationship. If the former, it's obvious that you can work through it - both of you can develop, and talking alone should help push things to a resolution of one kind or another. If the latter, then you have to accept that you're sticking around because leaving is just scary, because you're ending a long-standing relationship.

Personally, I'd say that if you've made it this far, you probably already know whether the relationship is working or not. Hell, most people don't last that long for no reason, right? "Do I even want to work things out?" is just another way of saying that you're putting off doing so because the potential fallout scares you - which means you're invested in the relationship in more ways than just time.

Anyway, hope that helps, or at least gives you somewhere to start the thought process again.

You are very wise, sir. Thank you

Loki, on 06 June 2011 - 04:43 AM, said: