What's messing with your groove?

#6301 RACHEL

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Posted 17 February 2011 - 08:49 PM

Last month my guy told me he's just not that into me. So, I finally got the nerve to give this guy my number considering I'm single now. We hung out and he's great. He's moving to another state in a month. WTF is wrong with my life.

#6302 Mentalist

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Posted 17 February 2011 - 09:31 PM

Exam tomorrow. Got work tonight, evening shift. No time to study. Fml.

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#6303 Puck

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Posted 17 February 2011 - 11:11 PM

My Pc needs five minutes [five!] to resize an image. And my internet crashes every few minutes. And there I temporarily got my hands on a graphic tablet, and lo and behold, I can't use it.

Scratch that.. ten minutes and counting *sigh*

This post has been edited by Puck: 17 February 2011 - 11:18 PM

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#6304 Puck

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Posted 18 February 2011 - 02:11 AM

Sorry for double-posting, BUT..

I just spent six - SIX - freakin' hours drawing, which is half the night and I have to get up in another three hours. Yes, I saved the file. When I was DONE und was saving the file for a last time, my bastard pc CRASHED and TOOK THE WHOLE FILE with it. No, I can't recover it.

I mean, I was finished.. and it was beautiful [well, it was a drunken Hellian lying half naked on a bed - with spiders].. And now it's GONE..

This, kids, is why I NEVER draw digitally. My biggest wish right now is to throw this waste of space that's called a pc out of the window.

This post has been edited by Puck: 18 February 2011 - 02:13 AM

Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
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#6305 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 18 February 2011 - 02:33 AM

Computer bricked on you?

Step 1: Extract hard drive
Step 2: Go to computer peripheral vendor
Step 3: Buy 3.5inch hard drive USB housing
Step 4: Put drive in housing
Step 5: Profit.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#6306 Illuyankas

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Posted 18 February 2011 - 02:38 AM

Were you just using one save file?

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#6307 MTS

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Posted 18 February 2011 - 05:37 AM

Puck, on 18 February 2011 - 02:11 AM, said:

well, it was a drunken Hellian lying half naked on a bed - with spiders

AWESOME.

Sucks about the comp though, I know how that feels.

In other news, I have a bitch of a hangover. Damn you snake.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#6308 snake0026

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Posted 18 February 2011 - 06:39 AM

Anytime

And alt clearly should bear just as much responsibility as I do. :apt2:

"But I saw you [Snake]…faced by Anomander [Mandy] himself. How did…"
"I escape? Well, I dazzled him with fancy words, edging ever closer, then used my ninja skills to strike like a cobra, knocking the sword [Spamnipur] away and drop-kicking him over the side before tumbling backwards, slaying another Piss'd Andii on the way."
Silence. Lots of silence. "Fine!" He shrugged and grinned, "Someone hit him in the face with a coin, and he cursed just long enough for me to get away." ~ Excerpt from Gardens of the Tea Spoon

#6309 MTS

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Posted 18 February 2011 - 06:49 AM

Well, alt's not here is he? Thus you're taking all the blame. I'm clearly not to blame, not at all... :Brood:

Wait, Brood should take all the blame. That bastard got TCG before me. BASTARD.

This post has been edited by MTS: 18 February 2011 - 06:51 AM

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#6310 snake0026

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Posted 18 February 2011 - 07:05 AM

In spite of you winning an advanced copy!

he is totally messing with my groove, burninate him, I says! :Brood:

#6311 caladanbrood

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Posted 18 February 2011 - 07:13 AM

Pfah!! The drinking was supposed to make you forget about that!

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#6312 Cyphon

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Posted 18 February 2011 - 10:23 AM

Gothos TMI. But I feel for you big guy.

Rachel that sucks, and I have a similar habit, it sucks, best upshot, you can just squeeze as much fun out of it as possible for the next month.

Also, yes, we Englishmen are bastards.

Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

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#6313 Gothos

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Posted 18 February 2011 - 09:11 PM

Adjutant Stormy, on 17 February 2011 - 07:01 PM, said:

Gothos, on 17 February 2011 - 12:31 PM, said:

3. (unrelated) seems like the skin between my balls and tighs doesn't respond all that well to my balls being shaven. I think I need to see a doctor about this :/

It'll pass.

Today is shaping up to be one of the worst days on record.
0) IT IS FUCKING POURING RAIN. Screw cats and dogs, it's raining fucking elephants and giraffes.
1) Had an exam at 9:30AM, but when I show up to the lecture room, some other fucking class is in it. There was no announcement, no email, and no post on the class website with respect to a move. This is literally the only class I cannot afford to flunk. It is the LAST requirement for my degree. And it is only offered in the spring, so I can't retake it.
2) While looking ALL OVER CAMPUS for the mysterious new location (I literally checked every single lecture hall on campus of appropriate size, no dice), my umbrella blew away, then proceeded to commit seppuku by tearing itself in half on a parked bicycle. So, in my attempt not to fail this class, I got soaked. Through my $300 leather jacket. Which then bled (didn't know leather bled) through onto my clothes (all of which are now ruined, pending drying out and potential laundry-related solutions).
3) My landlord AND my credit card company called me, both requesting payment post-haste. I have enough money to pay one of them.
4) My credit card company ALSO called (different department) with regards to a series of suspected fraudulent charges on my account. Some dickface 2 counties over got a hold of my number somehow. (And yes, even sans-fraud, I don't have enough to pay the bills).

The only upshot, I suppose, is that I apparently looked like such a charity case that the dude behind the counter at Starbucks didn't charge me for my coffee.

I hope it will, though it's actually been steadily if slowly getting worse. A doctor won't hurt I think.

As for your #3 - I'm very happy to not have a credit card. Keeps me in check, not that I'm absolutely rampant with expenses. For some reason I find it a LOT easier to spend my own money than other people's money, in any case. How far under are you, in relation to income?

EDIT: for TMI people - the forum seemed fine with Illy describing how he got parts of his penis bitten off or something. Figured this would be a lightweight!

and this: Switzerland is fucking expensive, have I mentioned this yet? 9.50 CHF for a beer in a pub - and that's the lowest. Holy Fucking Shit. 40 CHF for a 72-hour ticket for local mass transit, too. Geez.

Sushi's still cheaper than in Poland though, and I'm not talking comparably. Directly.

This post has been edited by Gothos: 18 February 2011 - 09:13 PM

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#6314 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 18 February 2011 - 09:39 PM

I live pretty hand-to-mouth moneywise. I owe probably a full month's income to the creditors, and 2 to my landlord.

Granted, I don't make SQUAT. Time to hit up the Bank of My Brother (who hoards money like it's going out of style, though he makes twice as much as me).

#6315 Macros

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Posted 18 February 2011 - 11:07 PM

I'm going to petition Willhill, to register a poker account you have to prove you are not a retard.
its impossible to play against these idiots, they don't have a fucking clue what they're at.

I pushed with AA, pre flop, one guy called, I figured he must have a decent pair or face cards. he turns up 72, the fucking hammer.
hits his 2 pair and does me out of half my stack. That annoyed me, 2 or 3 hands later I push again with KJ suited, idiot calls again, this time with 73, hits his straight on the river. Who the FUCK CALLS an all in with the hammer? WHO DOES THAT?

2012
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#6316 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 19 February 2011 - 04:06 AM

My friend's maybe-girlfriend dumped him. It hadn't been long-about three weeks-but he'd been pretty down lately and this just made things worse. Poor bastard. :Brood:

Suck it Errant!

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#6317 RodeoRanch

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Posted 19 February 2011 - 05:09 AM

I'm pretty sure I'm going to get dumped in the next day or so. So fucking sad it hurts.

And I have the flu.

Rocking good times this weekend.

#6318 Gothos

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Posted 19 February 2011 - 07:40 AM

Adjutant Stormy, on 18 February 2011 - 09:39 PM, said:

Well, I'd say he has a good idea there.
You live alone? Considered living with 2-3 other people to split costs? Eat at home instead of outside? Walk instead of drive?

#6319 MTS

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Posted 19 February 2011 - 11:36 AM

Staying in on a Saturday night sans girlfriend because I have so little money. :Brood:

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#6320 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 19 February 2011 - 12:14 PM

Making small talk with my boss and other senior management figures from work, I had a severe case of not engaging brain before opening mouth. We were talking about family histories, just if we had anything interesting or noteworthy in our heritage. My boss didn't contribute much so to get him talking, I asked "So, do you have anything exciting in your genes?" I could have died of embarrassment!!!!

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