What's messing with your groove?

#4421 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 09:09 AM

MTS, on 31 May 2010 - 06:20 AM, said:

Had an unfortunate encounter with my friend's sister last night. In the light of day, anyway. She'd, uhh, grown since I'd seen her last. What a disaster, it was like that Hahn Light ad but without the self-awareness and without the walking away. She did not look 16...

Disclaimer: Nothing happened at all, and I'm only 19 so it's not totally creepy, right? And she keeps txting me. Oh God...

This is gonna be a fun one, I can tell.

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#4422 Gothos

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 09:19 AM

Sounds like a good start there MTS

Anyways, on Friday night I met a younger version of Christina Hendricks... I even got a number. But tbh we were both kinda drunk and since then it's been kinda awkward! Not sure where to take this. A full time relationship is out of the question, a scenario where we only get together on weekends if we happen to run into each other would be perfect, but but but... I'm kinda rusty with this kind of stuff. Don't want to be negligent, but also I don't want to be overbearing! Where's the balance? Hell.
I am looking forward to running into her again, and I hope she's as good as I remember (vaguely!). But I get a storm of "what if?"s in my head. Can't sleep. Bloody hell.

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#4423 MTS

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 09:43 AM

In my defence I had the beer goggles on, so I didn't realise who I was talking to. And a hot girl was flirting with me, so only so much could have been expected of me.

Didn't know until this morning that I gave her my number.

And now she wants to go see a movie together! This just keeps getting better and better...

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#4424 beru

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 09:46 AM

you can get away with three years... just dont mind the looks...

i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels

#4425 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 09:48 AM

Got the "I love you" bomb dropped on me. How does one respond if you're not really there in a relationship?

I do not believe it went well. I blame female-constructed relationship man-traps. Like "does this make me look fat?"

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

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#4426 Gothos

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 09:49 AM

if there's grass on the field, play ball!
But in all honesty, 3 years isn't that much :> Just wait 'till you're older, 16s won't completely lose their allure, but you'll be reminded that you're not a teenager anymore.

#4427 MTS

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 10:00 AM

I think I'd be breaking the law if I went for it lol. It's my friend's sister though, so totally off-limits, and it just feels creepy, especially when she rambles on about high school...

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#4428 Gothos

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 10:08 AM

One of the good sides of living in this shithole of a country is that legal age of consent is 15

I do find myself in the company of 19-20 year olds a bit too much lately. Just when I started realizing that I should be looking in my own age group. Meh.

#4429 MTS

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 10:38 AM

15? Jesus, you might as well grow a beard and buy a van.

I wouldn't shy away from a one-time thing if she wasn't my mate's sister, so I don't really feel much need to confine myself to my age group as of yet. Be a bit weird though.

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#4430 Gothos

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 10:45 AM

Well, that's a bit young, sure, but at least there's less chance for a lawsuit following a night out drinking

Personally I think it'd be kinda creepy anyway. At the very least, though, I could do them freely when I was their age

As bonus info, you wouldn't believe how whoreish 15-16 year olds are in this country. It's fucking pathethic. They should protect us from them, not the other way around. "I'll blow you if you buy me new jeans" says it all.

#4431 MTS

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 11:34 AM

Wow, that's terrible. The only place I know that gets like that is this club in Geelong, which is just full of whorish underage girls and creepy guys trying to get some. Think it got closed down recently for selling home-made vodka though, which is a plus.

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#4432 Tapper

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 11:55 AM

Made out on friday night (well, make that saturday morning) on a couch at a friends place with a girl I knew from high school and hadn't seen for 9 years. Awesome, she's cute, and waking up together on a narrow two-seater couch was fun (apart from the massive headache from the hangover). Then, when we left - me to the station - she went to pick up her 1.5 year old son.
And that last part is bugging me immensely. I don't have issues with a one time tonguing session, as that is what it was and probably that was her intention as well - but that she's a single mom somehow makes me feel like I should call and try to turn it into something more.

Also, one more texted MILF joke by one of my friends and I'll go on a mate-killing rampage.

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#4433 Gothos

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 11:57 AM

It really sucks when you start feeling bad about something that was fucking awesome, Tapper.

#4434 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 12:12 PM

Reading the above posts makes me quite glad to be single.

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#4435 Giles

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 02:12 PM

Well looks like i messed up big time in forgetting that today was a bank holiday and the uni now closes on bank holidays

(which it never used to) So the big A0 poster i have to print out by tomorrow looks unlikely to be printed as everyones not working

Oh and on theme, slightly messing with my groove is that my new girlfriend happens to be the ex of one of my friends and im not too sure how he'll react if/when he finds out :S

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#4436 Jusentantaka

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 04:10 PM

I have a large, hand shaped red mark on my ass.

HA!

stick that in your pedomilf pipe and choke on it.

Also,

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Also, one more texted MILF joke by one of my friends and I'll go on a mate-killing rampage.

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy. That's all the jokes are. Revel in it.

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#4437 Tapper

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 07:58 PM

Jusentantaka, on 31 May 2010 - 04:10 PM, said:

I have a large, hand shaped red mark on my ass.

HA!

stick that in your pedomilf pipe and choke on it.

I'd rather not do the choking... as for the hand, more power to you, hope it won't turn blue...

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Also, one more texted MILF joke by one of my friends and I'll go on a mate-killing rampage.

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy. That's all the jokes are. Revel in it.

Nah, in all honesty, I know the girls they date and they have no cause to be jealous. They just can't let the opportunity go by and news goes around fast, as most of them also know her. They just have a very limited arsenal of jokes. And thoughts.

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 08:02 AM

Tiste Simeon, on 31 May 2010 - 09:09 AM, said:

MTS, on 31 May 2010 - 06:20 AM, said:

This is gonna be a fun one, I can tell.

Ho ho ho, MTS, interesting times ahead of yewwwwwww....

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#4439 MTS

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 08:33 AM

Did not go nearly as well in one of my assignments as I thought I did. Poured hours and hours of effort into that thing, for jack.

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#4440 Illuyankas

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 08:34 AM

BLISTERS SUCK.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.