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What's messing with your groove?

#3101 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 06:33 PM

Three of my five courses are internet correspondence and require group projects.

Fuck you Uni, Fuck You.
The Pub is Always Open

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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#3102 User is offline   Jusentantaka 

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 09:13 PM

I just overdrew my credit account and now owe 250$ for a 3$ overdraft. I'm going to go kill myself now. :nono:
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#3103 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 09:14 PM

That.... is a big overdraft fee. Overdraft protection is a must for people with the money to afford it.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#3104 User is offline   Jusentantaka 

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 09:38 PM

View PostH.D., on 09 January 2010 - 09:14 PM, said:

That.... is a big overdraft fee. Overdraft protection is a must for people with the money to afford it.


GOD DAMN IT. Now ij ust remember thant i was being all 'oh, i wont overdraw, why waste the money' FSUCKZ


In another grove-messed note: I dont know how to use a keyboard anymore.
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#3105 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 09:38 PM

Jesus T-Rex Christ Illy that is unpleasant.
I AM A TWAT
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#3106 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 09:42 PM

I read Illy's dick posts and now I feel ill.
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#3107 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 09:44 PM

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

Spoiler


EDIT: YOU feel ill?

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 09 January 2010 - 09:44 PM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#3108 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 09:44 PM

But was it worth it? I'm guessing no.
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#3109 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 09:48 PM

Honestly? It was yes right up until the endorphins and booze wore off, I came to my senses, and I realised exactly what had happened.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#3110 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 09:49 PM

Jesus God. Can we stop talking about it? I'm getting the vapours!
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 09 January 2010 - 09:50 PM

Sounds like it was rough.
But let this be a lesson:

Spoiler

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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#3112 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 09:53 PM

I had a buddy who snapped his in half in a vigorous session with a lass. He waited a week before going to the doc. When he dropped his pants, as he reports it, the doctor practically screamed "Holy hell, son! Are you a fucking idiot? Why didn't you see a doctor immediately?!"

In other news, I'm dating a woman who is 4'8 tall. I'm just shy of 6 feet tall. I keep telling her it's not weird but it is. She's so short. It's weird. And she might be crazy. Haven't decided on that yet.
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#3113 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 09:55 PM

They're all crazy. Some are just more crazy than others. And more creative with their crazy urges.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#3114 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 09:59 PM

Her head's at your waist. Double edged sword, I know, but still handy.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#3115 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 10:00 PM

Illy, how aren't you sobbing in a corner huddled up in the fetal position? I would be if I was you.

This post has been edited by H.D.: 09 January 2010 - 10:00 PM

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#3116 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 10:06 PM

I am made of sterner stuff. I'm huddled in the fetal position on my chair in front of my computer, trying to distract myself.

I may or may not be sobbing.

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 09 January 2010 - 10:06 PM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 09 January 2010 - 10:11 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 09 January 2010 - 09:59 PM, said:

Her head's at your waist. Double edged sword, I know, but still handy.



Indeed, combined with the small hands this girl has potential.

If she has a flat head, marry her.
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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Posted 09 January 2010 - 10:22 PM

I'm about to friggin yak reading Illy's posts.


Stay strong brother!
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#3119 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 10:54 PM

Illy, I just talked to Dr. Luxury Wife about your prick, and she says that this is a emergency room type injury. Don't wait until Monday, go now.

It's your junk man, take care of it. What if f that shit gets infected?
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#3120 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 11:17 PM

At least piss is sterile, right?

Right?
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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