[Tiste Simeon]

Nothing to do with hair, just I find myself tidying up and realising how nice things are when they are neat. WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME????

[Mezla PigDog]

Is there a woman in your life? She's using an old Jedi mind trick on you. Anyway, you're not old until you decide that ironing your bed sheets is a good idea. Yes, I got old about 3 years ago. They smell so nice and feel extra cosy!

My groove is messed by Saturday night tv. We established elsewhere that I like shit tv and tonight I am torn between the sparkly dancing, the cheesy singing and a good old fashioned perv at Huge in X-Men 3 (the memory of how bad the film is has diminished and only the image of melting pants remains). Whatever is a girl to do?

[Tiste Simeon]

Mezla PigDog, on 31 October 2009 - 04:15 PM, said:

Is there a woman in your life? She's using an old Jedi mind trick on you. Anyway, you're not old until you decide that ironing your bed sheets is a good idea. Yes, I got old about 3 years ago. They smell so nice and feel extra cosy!

Not quite got to that point, though as a man I think Ironing pretty much anything is pointless. I did build myself a new CD tower this afternoon so I can organise them better though! And yes my gf thinks it's a good idea...

[Cougar]

Mezla PigDog, on 31 October 2009 - 04:15 PM, said:

My groove is messed by Saturday night tv. We established elsewhere that I like shit tv and tonight I am torn between the sparkly dancing, the cheesy singing and a good old fashioned perv at Huge in X-Men 3 (the memory of how bad the film is has diminished and only the image of melting pants remains). Whatever is a girl to do?

I'd go sparkly dancing till 8.10, then go with cheesy singing from then since the end of strictly is all proffessional dancers and shit (flicking back to BBC for the results of the dancing) then turn over to E4 +1 at 9.40pm in time to spend a good hour perving on Jackman which should take you up to bedtime and some fruity Wolverine dreams.

[caladanbrood]

 

Mezla PigDog, on 31 October 2009 - 04:15 PM, said:

We established elsewhere that I like shit tv and tonight I am torn between the sparkly dancing, the cheesy singing and a good old fashioned perv at Huge in X-Men 3

You don't know shit TV until you have witness the obscene madness of "Don't Tell the Bride". BBC3, Tuesdays, about 9pm

[Cougar]

I thought the One show was the absolute end of our failing civilisation until I saw Live from Studio 5, Ian Wright is an utter clunge.

Sample line of dialogue from Wrighty: "I'm dissappointed that England still haven't won the world cup in my life time"

Ian Wright was born in 1963

[Binder of Demons]

Woke up this morning feeling pretty nauseous and it isn't drink related since i stayed in yesterday evening cos i've an early start today. Hoping i didn't eat something dodgy.
So now i'm feeling crap, and i have to go to a meeting that could go on for hours.

[Raymond Luxury Yacht]

Binder of Demons, on 31 October 2009 - 06:20 PM, said:

Woke up this morning feeling pretty nauseous and it isn't drink related since i stayed in yesterday evening cos i've an early start today. Hoping i didn't eat something dodgy.
So now i'm feeling crap, and i have to go to a meeting that could go on for hours.

Man-Preggo!

[Mezla PigDog]

Cougar, on 31 October 2009 - 04:46 PM, said:

I'd go sparkly dancing till 8.10, then go with cheesy singing from then since the end of strictly is all proffessional dancers and shit (flicking back to BBC for the results of the dancing) then turn over to E4 +1 at 9.40pm in time to spend a good hour perving on Jackman which should take you up to bedtime and some fruity Wolverine dreams.

Would you like to be my Personal Assistant? Organising shit tv watching is the only qualification required!

[Traveller]

Mezla PigDog, on 31 October 2009 - 07:15 PM, said:

Cougar, on 31 October 2009 - 04:46 PM, said:

I'd go sparkly dancing till 8.10, then go with cheesy singing from then since the end of strictly is all proffessional dancers and shit (flicking back to BBC for the results of the dancing) then turn over to E4 +1 at 9.40pm in time to spend a good hour perving on Jackman which should take you up to bedtime and some fruity Wolverine dreams.

Would you like to be my Personal Assistant? Organising shit tv watching is the only qualification required!

Would your PA also have to share the watching of the sparkly dancing, cheesy singing, or hour upon hour of Americas Top Dumbass Model?!

My groove is also messed by saturday tv, for different reasons!

This post has been edited by Traveller: 31 October 2009 - 08:09 PM

[Cougar]

Traveller, on 31 October 2009 - 08:07 PM, said:

Would your PA also have to share the watching of the sparkly dancing, cheesy singing, or hour upon hour of Americas Top Dumbass Model?!

Mate, I watch the singing and the models anyway, in fact I love America's/Britian's Next Top Model and I'm forced to watch the dancing by Mrs Cougar.

[Traveller]

I used to do that... but the dancing is exactly the same every time! And there are.. so.. many.. seasons.. of those whiny models.. and Mrs T loves them all as much as you do.

Run, Cougar, Run!

You'll be watching the One show next..

This post has been edited by Traveller: 31 October 2009 - 08:45 PM

[Mezla PigDog]

Oh god, it all went horribly wrong. At one point I was channel hopping between the X-Factor, E4 and E4+1. I missed the sparkly dancing result and I have drunk far too much wine. At least I have worked out what to put on my bucket list. The one thing I want to do before I die: Hugh Jackman.

[Cougar]

I thought he was only 'movie hot' and dead behind the eyes?

This from the forum's leading opponent of pornography.

[Jusentantaka]

Cougar, on 31 October 2009 - 11:18 PM, said:

I thought he was only 'movie hot' and dead behind the eyes?

This from the forum's leading opponent of pornography.

You are now ruining my good mood. Porn = Good.

[Cougar]

Jusentantaka, on 31 October 2009 - 11:28 PM, said:

You are now ruining my good mood. Porn = Good.

I'll live.

[caladanbrood]

 

Jusentantaka, on 31 October 2009 - 11:28 PM, said:

You are now ruining my good mood. Porn = Good.

So you're in a porn mood?

[Jusentantaka]

caladanbrood, on 01 November 2009 - 01:16 AM, said:

Jusentantaka, on 31 October 2009 - 11:28 PM, said:

You are now ruining my good mood. Porn = Good.

So you're in a porn mood?

yeah sure. 6 months without sex will do that for anyone, no?

[HoosierDaddy]

2 days without sex put me in a porn mood.

You know what's messing with my groove? Halloween. I miss seeing co-eds in non-existent costumes, busily debauching themselves as fast as possible. God, I miss law school.

[Jusentantaka]

Costumes? You mean like handcuffs and painted toenails?