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#2541 Cougar

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Posted 30 October 2009 - 02:26 PM

Ithankyou.

Anyway, pikey how is me mocking you about something that very actually did happen (you got pissed on Friday and left your bag in the street), worse than you mocking Mezla for something that very definitely did not happen (she was not sick on the dog, or in fact sick at all, indeed on the 5 or 6 occasions we've got pissed this year she's never honked).

Indeed the only person to have been sick at the meetups so far as I know is Illy, who honked a biblical amount of mead into the downstairs lav and that never gets mentioned.

So basically, lets mock Illy.

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#2542 caladanbrood

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Posted 30 October 2009 - 02:28 PM

It's impossible to mock Illy, because of his shirt and epic chicken-skills.

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#2543 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 30 October 2009 - 02:35 PM

Cougar, on 30 October 2009 - 02:26 PM, said:

So basically, lets mock Illy.

I can get on board with this! Illy, you raging spew meister! Shame on you.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#2544 Macros

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Posted 30 October 2009 - 02:38 PM

hetan posted that mezla was sick on a dog.

are you calling her a liar?

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#2545 Cougar

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Posted 30 October 2009 - 02:53 PM

Macros, on 30 October 2009 - 02:38 PM, said:

hetan posted that mezla was sick on a dog.

are you calling her a liar?

In so far as 'Hetan posted' means a little Norn Oirish tard used the computer when her back was turned to tell stories. Then yes, I am.

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#2546 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 30 October 2009 - 02:54 PM

Took the truck to the shop. They got me for 1100$. "But, RLY," I'm sure you're saying, "I'm sure that the highly lucrative and glamorous profession of substitute teaching has ensured that you have much more than that saved up, and can pay it without any trouble!" Well, if you said that, you are in fact incorrect. I just went from broke to catastrophically in debt. Weeeee!

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#2547 Macros

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Posted 30 October 2009 - 03:01 PM

yeah well you're old cougar!

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#2548 Cougar

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Posted 30 October 2009 - 03:44 PM

I might be old Mac, but at least I'm still pretty. I could still make a living down on the docks if I had to.

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#2549 Macros

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Posted 30 October 2009 - 05:02 PM

well yes, I hear the sailors are notoriously picky

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#2550 Dag

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Posted 30 October 2009 - 09:21 PM

The lesson I learned today: The only time we women should be dealing with silicone is when we're past 40 and the push-up bras don't help any longer. We should definitely NOT be allowed under any circumstances near any shower or sink with a cartridge of silicone in our hands.

My hands are all sticky, I can't get my socks off, my whole bathroom is covered in transparent goo and damn, it stinks!!!

(And the shower is, of course, still not properly sealed.) RAAAAAAH!!!!

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

#2551 Macros

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Posted 30 October 2009 - 09:23 PM

pray tell.
why were you in the shower with a tub of silicon?

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#2552 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 30 October 2009 - 09:37 PM

Lol at Dag! Oh dear, sounds messy.

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#2553 caladanbrood

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Posted 30 October 2009 - 11:28 PM

Oh bugger. Aqua is stuck in my head

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#2554 Cougar

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 02:16 AM

I've had it, I've not felt like this in years. I'm sick of trying to sort out things for other people, of trying to keep in touch with people who don't have the common courtesy to respond to easy questions that matter to me, sick of people who expect more than they contribute, sick of trying to make stuff work out when it's beyond fixing. Sick of making an effort for people who expect me to keep trying when thy don't. Tired because I thought I'd got rid of this nonsense, worn down after a terrible week that makes you feel worse.

No I'm not drunk either, even that passed me by otherwise this would be in the drunk tank.

Fuck it.

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#2555 Slow Ben

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 02:50 AM

Dag, on 30 October 2009 - 09:21 PM, said:

(And the shower is, of course, still not properly sealed.) RAAAAAAH!!!!

Um, i'm sure you've figured this out by now, but they make plastic throw away gloves that are perfect for stuff like that.

Just sayin.

Oh, and its awesome you're doin that stuff yourself. You just went up 2 points on the hot/coolometer.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#2556 Satan

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 12:04 PM

My whoring career just got delivered a tiniest bit of hope, but I can't broadcast it here on the account of all the prudes! You all suck!

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#2557 Illuyankas

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 12:12 PM

Ladies who are older than me (even if only by a couple of years) still living with a parent who are apparently some sort of crossbreed of mother and bat with superhearing. Almost incredibly awkward.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.