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I have been woken up in a most unorthodox fashion and I won't be able to get back to sleep.
What's messing with your groove?
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Darkwatch 
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Posted 04 September 2009 - 08:45 AM
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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MTS
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Posted 04 September 2009 - 08:49 AM
Foolish Apt. Dropbears are Australian, not Canadian. Some sort of bear is involved though.
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Darkwatch
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Posted 04 September 2009 - 09:06 AM
Heh, a drop-polarbear I can handle. Would have used the pelt to make a new blanket.
My subconscious woke me up, by way of text message within my dream.
A very strange experience.
My subconscious woke me up, by way of text message within my dream.
A very strange experience.
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Illuyankas
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Posted 04 September 2009 - 11:17 AM
Darkwatch, on Sep 4 2009, 09:45 AM, said:
I have been woken up in a most unorthodox fashion and I won't be able to get back to sleep.
Same, except for nothing like as unexpensive a fashion, my bed's left side just snapped.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Tremolo
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Posted 04 September 2009 - 11:21 AM
Illuyankas, on Sep 4 2009, 01:17 PM, said:
Same, except for nothing like as unexpensive a fashion, my bed's left side just snapped.
You have to stop maturbating so hard, Illy!
'We all have nukes, and we all know how to dance'
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Illuyankas
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Posted 04 September 2009 - 11:35 AM
MY PASSIONS ARE UNTAMEABLE
And subconscious, considering I was asleep.
And subconscious, considering I was asleep.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 06 September 2009 - 07:15 AM
I am annoyed as Apt did not pay attention in his Ozzie wildlife lesson.... http://forum.malazan...tyle_emoticons/Malazan/tongue.gif
My team is currently losing the final....curse you St Kilda!!!!
My team is currently losing the final....curse you St Kilda!!!!
Suck it Errant!
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 06 September 2009 - 10:49 AM
I'm currently in the hate stage of my love/hate relationship with alcohol.
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Illuyankas
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Posted 06 September 2009 - 01:40 PM
Wry, on 06 September 2009 - 12:17 PM, said:
I got a job, starting wednesday...
...now i actually have to work for a living
...now i actually have to work for a living
OH NO, NOW YOU'LL GET MONEY
HOWEVER WILL YOU COPE
You employed bastard.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 07 September 2009 - 08:48 PM
Wah. Indecision! I bought DoD at the weekend and I reckon it will take me at least 3 weeks to read. I'm going to San Francisco for a week on Friday and the book is too damned huge and heavy to lug to Yankland (plus I will be too busy to read the whole time barring the stupidly long flight time to the west coast). I can't decide if I should start reading and then forget what happens over a week, then come back to read a bit for a weekend before going away again for a few days to France where again, the book is too bloody big to drag around. It is sitting by my bed taunting me but I want the perfect reading experience but I really want to know what happens!! What to do for the best?
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Illuyankas
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Posted 07 September 2009 - 08:55 PM
Cancel trips. Reason: reading DoD.
DO EET
DO EET
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
