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What's messing with your groove?

#1921 Dag

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 07:07 PM

Damn water-tap in the bathroom got broken and I had to pay 200 Euro for the replacement. RAAAAAH!!!! :lol:

Even the fact that the plumber who changed it was reeeeeeally cute cannot improve my bad mood...

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

#1922 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 09:19 PM

Eek! Having an allergic reaction to something on my FACE!!! I haven't used anything new on it but I did hug some friends wearing sun cream on the weekend..... I haven't been near suncream since the elephant man incident. I dread to think what I am going to look like tomorrow :lol:

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#1923 Sir Thursday

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 09:25 PM

Purchased a new computer recently, tried booting it up for the first time today and it failed miserably. Seems I'm going to have to call up the technical support...*sigh*

Sir Thursday

Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.

#1924 stone monkey

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 09:50 PM

Stupid bloody GTA4 won't bloody well load. Dammit!

If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell

#1925 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 09:57 PM

stone monkey, on Aug 11 2009, 10:50 PM, said:

Stupid bloody GTA4 won't bloody well load. Dammit!

You're going to have to go out and kill hookers in real life now!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#1926 Cougar

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 09:58 PM

Mezla PigDog, on Aug 11 2009, 10:19 PM, said:

I can not wait for the result of this.

stone monkey, on Aug 11 2009, 10:50 PM, said:

Stupid bloody GTA4 won't bloody well load. Dammit!

Just go out on to the street and kick the shit out of pimp yourself.

I AM A TWAT

#1927 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 10:07 PM

Cougar, on Aug 11 2009, 10:58 PM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on Aug 11 2009, 10:19 PM, said:

I can not wait for the result of this.

Thanks for the support, Cougar!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#1928 stone monkey

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 10:17 PM

If your coworkers blanch on seeing you and then run away in horror, you know the result isn't good. The same if they start hurriedly writing proposals for funding at the very sight of you.

#1929 Cougar

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 10:22 PM

stone monkey, on Aug 11 2009, 11:17 PM, said:

If your coworkers blanch on seeing you and then run away in horror, you know the result isn't good. The same if they start hurriedly writing proposals for funding at the very sight of you.

You did well to write that whilst simultaneously slamming that drug dealer's head in the door.

I AM A TWAT

#1930 stone monkey

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 10:28 PM

And stealing his gear. I'm nothing if not a multitasker...

#1931 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 10:32 PM

Argh, my ears have got itchy lumps on them. It is most disconcerting. How do you get a rash on your frickin ears??!?

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#1932 stone monkey

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 10:56 PM

Shouldn't we be asking you that? :lol:

#1933 amphibian

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 02:28 AM

Mezla PigDog, on Aug 11 2009, 06:32 PM, said:

Argh, my ears have got itchy lumps on them. It is most disconcerting. How do you get a rash on your frickin ears??!?

It's called cauliflower ear.

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#1934 Slum

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 04:27 AM

St. Mary of the Assumption church has their annual festival tomorrow. At their rec center, which, incidentally, is right next door. That means they are closing down the street to traffic, and I have to park a block away.

The mayor is having a fundraiser in the park, which is also next door, part of the rec center, and he is providing free barbecue to all in attendance. FREE BARBECUE!!!!!!

Is he mad! I anticipate hordes of homeless people shuffling to my area to scarf down the free eats. I just might have to join them. :doh:

Still, it will be noisy.

#1935 lobo the wolfman

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 05:24 AM

Since I've been unemployed, l have sent out about 50 applications for various jobs, have had one interview, and have just received the reject letter from the interview in the mail.

Fantastic.

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.

#1936 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 05:29 AM

lobo the wolfman, on Aug 11 2009, 10:24 PM, said:

Since I've been unemployed, l have sent out about 50 applications for various jobs, have had one interview, and have just received the reject letter from the interview in the mail.

Fantastic.

I feel you on this one. It's a sad day when you get excited to get a rejection letter, because at least they took the time to say no instead of just ignoring you.

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#1937 lobo the wolfman

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 05:32 AM

True very true, even worse was that the next letter i opened was one telling me i had about three weeks to get out if my unit, because no job + no rent.... Bastards.

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.

#1938 Tremolo

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 09:05 AM

No luggage. :doh:

Mezla PigDog, on Aug 11 2009, 11:32 PM, said:

Argh, my ears have got itchy lumps on them. It is most disconcerting. How do you get a rash on your frickin ears??!?

I blame lack of alcohol, Mezla. Pictures or it didnt happen.

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#1939 Dag

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 06:01 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LEAVE SKYEUROPE ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!! I ALREADY BOOKED MY TICKEEEEEEETS!!!!! FOR ALL MY FLIGHTS WITHIN NEXT FOUR WEEEEEEEKS!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*takes a deep breath*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, I am pissed off. Mightily. :doh:

Because of this.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

#1940 Aptorian

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 06:22 PM

Why on earth are you using a Slovakian airline company?

Do you like travelling with livestock and gypsies?

have your significant other recently set up a large life insurance in your name?