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What's messing with your groove?

#1821 Arthur Dayne

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 10:43 AM

Sombra, on Jul 30 2009, 10:21 PM, said:

BTW, how come you're leaving the Navy, but considering the Army? Different mandatory retirement ages?

Nope, hoping to maintain benefits for my son. My wife is being a completely illogical mess about wanting to have nothing to do with me at the moment. Despite my best efforts to try and reconsile anything in our marriage she just wants to go away. The navy couldn't change my job title so they're discharging me and the army is my best bet until I can finish my degree. If I had something else lined up as stable in our job market that paid for healthcare, I wouldn't keep up with the military. I've spent 10 years in so far but another 10 to retire, so it was kind of a bad deal all around.

If your cat wasn't meant to fly, why wouldn't they make them bigger?

#1822 Illuyankas

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 01:48 PM

A four pint pitcher of beer with several Jagerbombs in is an excellent way to get drunkerer, especially when already drunk. Two of them, however, leads to PAIN

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#1823 lobo the wolfman

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 03:34 PM

Predictive text on my moblie phone, it never fucking fills in the word i want, but i can't turn it off because i can't spell for shit, and my only hope is to get near the word that i want.

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.

#1824 MTS

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 03:39 PM

Predicting txting is the bane of my existence. I sympathise, lobo.

I only have 2 beers left :thumbsup:

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#1825 lobo the wolfman

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 03:43 PM

2 beers left!?!?!?!?!?! better get stuck into the whiskey....

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.

#1826 MTS

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 03:48 PM

No whiskey, I'm afraid. My only alternative is the goon sack that's been sitting at the bottom of my fridge for god knows how long.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#1827 caladanbrood

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 03:59 PM

Don't do it!!

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#1828 lobo the wolfman

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 04:01 PM

caladanbrood, on Aug 2 2009, 01:59 AM, said:

Don't do it!!

Don't listen to Him, DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know you want too.....................

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.

#1829 MTS

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 04:02 PM

I do want to, but at the same time my mind reels at the thought...

Fuck it, bring on the goon!

This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 01 August 2009 - 04:03 PM

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#1830 Illuyankas

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 04:05 PM

DO EET

DOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEET

#1831 MTS

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 04:10 PM

This is gonna end badly, I know it. But it's so GOOOOOD!

This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 01 August 2009 - 04:11 PM

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#1832 lobo the wolfman

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 04:15 PM

It will end badly only if you remember it, so you better have enough to forget everything

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.

#1833 caladanbrood

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 04:18 PM

Just don't go outside :thumbsup:

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#1834 MTS

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 04:25 PM

Outside? Hah, it's like 0 degrees out there. You couldn't pay me to go outside. Well, you could, but I'd just take your money and go sit by the heater like a sane person.

lobo, I had a full sack, so if I finish it all (might not, with 3 6 packs already under my belt) I won't remember this night. Until I see the vomit stains in the morning.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#1835 caladanbrood

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 04:39 PM

I'll pay you £1 to go outside. That's like $A600.

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#1836 lobo the wolfman

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 04:39 PM

Well if you don't remember vomiting, then you didn't!!!

Flawless logic.

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.

#1837 MTS

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 04:47 PM

caladanbrood, on Aug 2 2009, 02:39 AM, said:

I'll pay you £1 to go outside. That's like $A600.

Oooh, you think you're soooo big with your pounds sterling.

At least I could buy New Zealand...

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#1838 caladanbrood

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 04:54 PM

You're welcome to it, we have Wales so don't need more sheep :thumbsup:

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#1839 MTS

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 04:56 PM

Sheep? Please, I'll use it as a staging area to attack Pearl Harbour. Those Yanks'll never see us coming...

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#1840 MTS

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 05:03 PM

Oh God, I can feel the goon churning in my bell-eh...

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.