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What's messing with your groove?

#621 masan's saddle

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 02:55 AM

Mezla PigDog, on Feb 25 2009, 12:19 AM, said:

I have dubbed this one "Annoying Mong Face". She is a shedder as well, I'm sick of unclogging the plugholes.

This sentence made me LOL !

What exactly does she shed, hair, skin..., body mass ?

Is she some sort of reptile/mong hybrid ?

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.

#622 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 02:57 AM

It's a girl, so 500:1 it's hair. I've experienced. Not sexy.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#623 Anomander

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 03:05 AM

I swore to myself that for reading week I would actually do some homework so as not to be swamped when going back to school. Monday arrives and I'd done zilch! I've mostly caught up now but still have a mid-term tomorrow in differential equations that I have yet to study for. It's going to be a loooooong night.

And so the First denied their Mother,
in their fury, and so were cast out,
doomed children of Mother Dark.

#624 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 12:14 PM

I have a virus:(

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#625 beru

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 12:21 PM

your pc or yourself??

i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels

#626 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 12:23 PM

beru, on Feb 25 2009, 01:21 PM, said:

your pc or yourself??

Me. Apparently some virus has infected my respiratory system...it sucks!

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#627 beru

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 12:30 PM

then im sorry i cant help...

i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels

#628 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 01:29 PM

Grimhilde, on Feb 25 2009, 07:23 AM, said:

Me. Apparently some virus has infected my respiratory system...it sucks!

It's not SARS is it?

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#629 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 01:32 PM

Yeah, sorry bout the HIV!

Damn Mezla!

#630 Illuyankas

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 01:40 PM

THE PLAGUE

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#631 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 01:48 PM

I'm thinking consumption, but it might be the plague as well. The doctors won't tell me what kind of virus it is...so it's probably bad!

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#632 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 01:54 PM

I'm sure Mezla will be disappointed.

#633 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 02:37 PM

The lab I am working at in NJ lost 2 dead mice from a THE PLAGUE experiment a couple of months back. That caused something of a shit storm for the boss!!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#634 Anomander

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 02:39 PM

How exactly would you ever misplace dead plague carrying creatures?

And so the First denied their Mother,
in their fury, and so were cast out,
doomed children of Mother Dark.

#635 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 02:49 PM

Anomander, on Feb 25 2009, 09:39 AM, said:

How exactly would you ever misplace dead plague carrying creatures?

They didn't. There was a logging error while they were being sterilised and destroyed. Protocol means the FBI had to get involved to rule out foul play as it is a bio-terrorism research facility. Then the papers got hold of it!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#636 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 03:20 PM

I KNEW IT!

The British are coming! The British are coming! 1 if by land, 2 if by Mezla!

This post has been edited by HoosierDaddy: 25 February 2009 - 04:03 PM

#637 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 03:36 PM

See, this is what you get if you spoil our wonderful tea and refuse to pay taxes! We wait 200 odd years, pretend to be your friend, then *WHAM*, we send in our top secret undercover northern lass with an apparently wonderful rack agent, who infects you all with plague until you surrender to our superior beverage drinking habits.

TAKE THAT, REBEL SCUM!

#638 Bhurnae

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 05:25 PM

I thought the plan was to send MuzMez armed with Plague infected Digestives.............Wadya mean plan B nobody told me..........ssh sok murricans dont understand biscuits......i'll just get me coat

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.

#639 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 11:45 AM

Mezla PigDog, on Feb 25 2009, 03:37 PM, said:

The lab I am working at in NJ lost 2 dead mice from a THE PLAGUE experiment a couple of months back. That caused something of a shit storm for the boss!!

Are you working for the Umbrella Corp?

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