What's messing with your groove?
#9500
Posted 23 November 2011 - 04:16 AM
Stomach is playing up. Have eaten two pieces of toast today (it's now 2:15pm) and it doesn't feel like it's getting any better.
*casting the shaved knuckle*
#9501
Posted 23 November 2011 - 08:31 AM
A female friend has been acting friendly towards me, but I'm unsure if she is flirting, or just being friendly. Unsure if I should make a move.
Making me a very confused Hobbes, at a time when I need to be focused (three major projects due soon)
Making me a very confused Hobbes, at a time when I need to be focused (three major projects due soon)

#9502
Posted 23 November 2011 - 08:38 AM
Hobbes, on 23 November 2011 - 08:31 AM, said:
A female friend has been acting friendly towards me, but I'm unsure if she is flirting, or just being friendly. Unsure if I should make a move.
Making me a very confused Hobbes, at a time when I need to be focused (three major projects due soon)

Making me a very confused Hobbes, at a time when I need to be focused (three major projects due soon)

Just say 'you are hot, lets bang.' Oh I see you are from Canada, I believe in your terminology that means 'she-boinging'

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#9503
Posted 23 November 2011 - 01:41 PM
Went to the girlfriend's formal tonight. It wasn't as good as I'd hoped-not bad, but I didn't know many people and my girlfriend's boozing friends kept dragging her off, leaving me stranded and such. And we had to part entirely too soon, which is why instead of enjoying her company I am here pouring out my angst onto malazanempire.net

Suck it Errant!
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#9504
Posted 23 November 2011 - 02:15 PM
It's always good to have a partner you can take to a party full of your friends who still enjoys themselves (or at least doesn't complain) when you leave them stranded with strangers all night.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#9505
Posted 23 November 2011 - 04:25 PM
Fuck. The owners of my favorite pub that burned down AREN'T GOING TO REBUILD IT
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
#9506
Posted 23 November 2011 - 05:18 PM
Mezla PigDog, on 23 November 2011 - 02:15 PM, said:
It's always good to have a partner you can take to a party full of your friends who still enjoys themselves (or at least doesn't complain) when you leave them stranded with strangers all night.
^^This.
AIJ, next time something like this goes down, get out and mingle. Find some like-minded folk and strike up a convo, at a table, at the bar, wherever. The best part of haring off and doing your own thing in such a situation is that later when your woman comes looking for you, she is:
A. Pleased that you did your own thing and didn't NEED her around.
B. She hasn't seen you enough tonight and want to get to some proper making out later, ravenous style.
C. It shows enormous confidence to her that you are your own entity and won't be stopped by "not knowing" folk. Trust me when I say that confidence is a SUPER attractive trait to the ladies.
I used to be like you back in the day, but in my most recent relationships I have found that when the girl takes off in brief spats to do/go wherever with friends, I just find someone to talk to or walk around and make friends. It's such a better idea than just sitting on your own awaiting her return, cause that paints a saddish picture to her.
Dude, you have that rockin' striped blazer, live that shit up and meet people!

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#9507
Posted 23 November 2011 - 05:45 PM
Obdigore, on 23 November 2011 - 08:38 AM, said:
Hobbes, on 23 November 2011 - 08:31 AM, said:
A female friend has been acting friendly towards me, but I'm unsure if she is flirting, or just being friendly. Unsure if I should make a move.
Making me a very confused Hobbes, at a time when I need to be focused (three major projects due soon)

Making me a very confused Hobbes, at a time when I need to be focused (three major projects due soon)

Just say 'you are hot, lets bang.' Oh I see you are from Canada, I believe in your terminology that means 'she-boinging'

Actually, `sheboinging` is more of an art form than a catch-all reference.
@Hobbes - make a move. Stop waffling. Man up. Carpe Diem. Tis better to have lived and lost than yadda yadda bullshit bullshit whatever stop overthinking and bust a move. Best case is action, worse case oh well moving on. And if you even think of posting ```but i dont want to risk the friendship`` i will hit the magic modgod button that will cause your computer to invisibly irradiate your crotch thus removing your waffle-patterned genes from humanity and giving you a scorching case of nano-syphillis.
You can thank me later.
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#9508
Posted 23 November 2011 - 06:34 PM
I am coughing out massive gobs of green phlegm. So nasty.
This is my kids' first ever year in school, so we have all been continuously sick for the past 2 months or so.
Hopefully by next year everyone's immunity will have built up, because this sucks.
This is my kids' first ever year in school, so we have all been continuously sick for the past 2 months or so.
Hopefully by next year everyone's immunity will have built up, because this sucks.
OK, I think I got it, but just in case, can you say the whole thing over again? I wasn't really listening.
#9509
Posted 23 November 2011 - 07:20 PM
I think I might have Man Flu!!

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#9510
Posted 23 November 2011 - 07:25 PM
#9511
Posted 23 November 2011 - 08:06 PM
Abyss, on 23 November 2011 - 05:45 PM, said:
Obdigore, on 23 November 2011 - 08:38 AM, said:
Hobbes, on 23 November 2011 - 08:31 AM, said:
A female friend has been acting friendly towards me, but I'm unsure if she is flirting, or just being friendly. Unsure if I should make a move.
Making me a very confused Hobbes, at a time when I need to be focused (three major projects due soon)

Making me a very confused Hobbes, at a time when I need to be focused (three major projects due soon)

Just say 'you are hot, lets bang.' Oh I see you are from Canada, I believe in your terminology that means 'she-boinging'

Actually, `sheboinging` is more of an art form than a catch-all reference.
@Hobbes - make a move. Stop waffling. Man up. Carpe Diem. Tis better to have lived and lost than yadda yadda bullshit bullshit whatever stop overthinking and bust a move. Best case is action, worse case oh well moving on. And if you even think of posting ```but i dont want to risk the friendship`` i will hit the magic modgod button that will cause your computer to invisibly irradiate your crotch thus removing your waffle-patterned genes from humanity and giving you a scorching case of nano-syphillis.
You can thank me later.
*Homer Simpson voice* mmmm, waaafles...
I've made up my mind to ask her out, just waiting until I see her again (tomorrow evening, hopefully)
What's messing with my groove? This web development project for Comp Sci means that I have to have a wrestling match with me on one side, and the tag-team of GoDaddy.com and the uni's shitty wi-fi on the other. The next time they disconnect me after 30 seconds of inactivity and force me to log back in, Danica Patrick gets a folding chair to the face

...also, the uni cafeteria does not serve waffles, of any kind...
This post has been edited by Hobbes: 23 November 2011 - 08:21 PM
#9512
Posted 23 November 2011 - 08:08 PM
Hobbes, on 23 November 2011 - 08:06 PM, said:
I've made up my mind to ask her out, just waiting until I see her again (tomorrow evening, hopefully)
Good for you brother! Hope that goes well.
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
#9513
Posted 23 November 2011 - 08:11 PM
Tattersail, on 22 November 2011 - 10:43 AM, said:
Shiara, on 22 November 2011 - 10:35 AM, said:
I've never been too Victoria, all I can say is i've been to Australia 2 times, and both times I went to Queensland. I had the best times there. Next time i'll be visiting my brother who lives in Perth and has been offered residency!!
I've been to Melbourne and Cairns, and while I thought Melbourne was quite possibly the greatest place on earth, I'm still extremely jealous of anyone who lives in Queensland. They're both pretty spiffing in my book. Both better than NSW.
I would say, however, that the deadly/poisonous-creatures to people ratio is little (Little? Pfft who am I kidding!?) high.
Though the four mile beach at Port Douglas comes a close second to Melbourne, who's attitude to right hand turns leaves a LOT to be desired!!
AUSTRALIA!!! I love it.
We had Newcastle first though...
On topic.
Some arsehole shitehouse of a woman gave my 8 months pregnant partner so much grief on the phone today she nearly quit/cried.
Some people are totally bereft of respect for people just doing their jobs.
Man, I'd hate to work with the public.
Also, still no fixed PS3, meaning still no skyrim.

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#9514
Posted 23 November 2011 - 09:42 PM
QuickTidal, on 23 November 2011 - 08:08 PM, said:
I'll recall the web targetted Ludovician.
Hobbes, on 23 November 2011 - 08:06 PM, said:
...just waiting until I see her again (tomorrow evening, hopefully)
What is this 'waiting til i see her' thing? Pick up the phone. Text! FB! Email!! TWEET YOU GUTLESS MANWORM TWEET LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!!!!!!
...or yah you could just ask her in person i suppose...
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#9515
Posted 23 November 2011 - 10:39 PM
Take her to see The Muppets.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#9516
Posted 23 November 2011 - 11:27 PM
Abyss, on 23 November 2011 - 09:42 PM, said:
QuickTidal, on 23 November 2011 - 08:08 PM, said:
I'll recall the web targetted Ludovician.
Hobbes, on 23 November 2011 - 08:06 PM, said:
...just waiting until I see her again (tomorrow evening, hopefully)
What is this 'waiting til i see her' thing? Pick up the phone. Text! FB! Email!! TWEET YOU GUTLESS MANWORM TWEET LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!!!!!!
...or yah you could just ask her in person i suppose...
i AM DISAPPOINT. WHERE IS YOUR MENTION OF FACEBOOK OR MSN? CLEARLY YOU CAN'T GET MORE PERSONAL THAN FACEBOOK!
And yeah, read the fine print. I may spout immense volumes of nonsense, but harken to these words: always read the fine print. It is the singular best advise ever.
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#9517
Posted 23 November 2011 - 11:58 PM
Tapper, on 23 November 2011 - 11:27 PM, said:
Abyss, on 23 November 2011 - 09:42 PM, said:
blahblahblah
i AM DISAPPOINT. WHERE IS YOUR MENTION OF FACEBOOK OR MSN? CLEARLY YOU CAN'T GET MORE PERSONAL THAN FACEBOOK!
And yeah, read the fine print. I may spout immense volumes of nonsense, but harken to these words: always read the fine print. It is the singular best advise ever.
Who the hell uses MSN?
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
#9518
Posted 24 November 2011 - 04:56 AM
worrywort, on 23 November 2011 - 10:39 PM, said:
Take her to see The Muppets.
Oh, is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?
Tapper, on 23 November 2011 - 11:27 PM, said:
Abyss, on 23 November 2011 - 09:42 PM, said:
What is this 'waiting til i see her' thing? Pick up the phone. Text! FB! Email!! TWEET YOU GUTLESS MANWORM TWEET LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!!!!!!
...or yah you could just ask her in person i suppose...
i AM DISAPPOINT. WHERE IS YOUR MENTION OF FACEBOOK OR MSN? CLEARLY YOU CAN'T GET MORE PERSONAL THAN FACEBOOK!
...
did too mention Facebook. But i think it will be more effective if he tweets her. A lot.
that just sounds so dirty when i read it back.
- Abyss, huge fan of the Muppet Show...
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#9519
Posted 24 November 2011 - 02:40 PM
Adjutant Stormy, on 23 November 2011 - 11:58 PM, said:
Tapper, on 23 November 2011 - 11:27 PM, said:
Abyss, on 23 November 2011 - 09:42 PM, said:
blahblahblah
i AM DISAPPOINT. WHERE IS YOUR MENTION OF FACEBOOK OR MSN? CLEARLY YOU CAN'T GET MORE PERSONAL THAN FACEBOOK!
And yeah, read the fine print. I may spout immense volumes of nonsense, but harken to these words: always read the fine print. It is the singular best advise ever.
Who the hell uses MSN?
^^This! Indeed...
Wait...unless...are you time traveling to meet this girl? Cause if you want to ask her out in 2001, then you can use MSN if you like.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon