Posted 04 April 2011 - 01:07 PM
I'm still unemployed. It still sucks. I'm still on JSA. THAT still REALLY sucks. One of the only two decent people I've ever seen in a jobcentre is both too busy to see people more than once a fortnight and is being let go after his contract runs out in a month.
WHY DON'T YOU FUCKERS WANT MY CHISELED JAWLINE AND EXQUISITE TALENT IN YOUR COMPANY YOU UNREASONABLE BASTARDS
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.