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What's messing with your groove?

#6141 User is offline   Captain Beardface 

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Posted 26 January 2011 - 05:46 PM

Work. Enough said.
Monsignor:...Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Connor: [as the brothers exit the church] I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
Murphy: Aye.

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#6142 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 26 January 2011 - 10:56 PM

Everyone around me is breaking up.... well 3 couples, but 3 couples in 1 week and only one of them was in anyway foreseeable! NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO BREAK UP FOR AT LEAST 2 WEEKS.
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
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#6143 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 12:42 AM

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
MOTHER FUCKING SAFEWAY.

their bloody door tore an L-shaped gash in my 500 dollar winter leather jacket. that's at least frigging 15 cm long!

t only will I have to go and try to get ti fixed tomorrow, bu thtat also means i'll have way less time to write the goddamn term paper.

FUCK YOU SAFEWAY, WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH BLOODY SHARP DOOR LOCKS?
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#6144 User is offline   amphibian 

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 02:25 AM

Why the tit would you have a leather winter jacket?
I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 05:10 AM

Why the tits would you go shopping at safeway in a $500 jacket?
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#6146 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 05:27 AM

i was grabbing food on my way home from the clinic downtown where I volunteer. it's my everyday jacket, ffs
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#6147 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 05:44 AM

Why the titties would you have a $500 everyday jacket?
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#6148 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 05:45 AM

because I live in Winnipeg and I need a solid, warm jacket?

especially considering that I hate sweaters.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#6149 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 07:40 AM

Weren't you UKR? Or am I confusing people?
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#6150 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 08:20 AM

i'm from UA, born and bred in the City of the Lion (or Lwow, as you guys call it)

but for the last 11 years of my life, i've been residing in Canadaland
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#6151 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 08:50 AM

Lucky bastard!
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 02:17 PM

View PostMentalist, on 27 January 2011 - 12:42 AM, said:

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
MOTHER FUCKING SAFEWAY.

their bloody door tore an L-shaped gash in my 500 dollar winter leather jacket. that's at least frigging 15 cm long!

t only will I have to go and try to get ti fixed tomorrow, bu thtat also means i'll have way less time to write the goddamn term paper.

FUCK YOU SAFEWAY, WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH BLOODY SHARP DOOR LOCKS?

I totally feel your pain.
Damn, if something like that happened to my jacket, I'd freak out and murder someone*.

* smaller than me.
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 02:51 PM

View PostMentalist, on 27 January 2011 - 05:45 AM, said:

because I live in Winnipeg and I need a solid, warm jacket?

especially considering that I hate sweaters.

Given that you live in Canada and it's friggin' winter, the $500 leather jacket should only see usage if it's a special occasion. Slips, falls, stains, salt and tears are all too common in the winter and can beat a nice item of clothing like that to shreds very quickly.

Get a Carhartt or a ski jacket to wear around most days. Almost everything slides off or doesn't get through to damage the jacket.
I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.
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#6154 User is offline   Captain Beardface 

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 04:18 PM

So my graduate professor assigned our class to come up with a plan to move his daughter from NYC to Daytona Beach, Fl.
There are a set # of requirements, a budget, & time limit.

My quick answer is she's in her early 20s let her figure it out.
Monsignor:...Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Connor: [as the brothers exit the church] I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
Murphy: Aye.

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#6155 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 10:13 PM

I just realised that I measure a days success based on how much I get done that day. Adulthood, I greet thee with contempt and despair.
Legalise drugs! And murder!
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Posted 28 January 2011 - 07:59 PM

Food order is already ten minutes late.
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#6157 User is offline   Captain Beardface 

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 09:34 PM

Being in Debt sucks...
Monsignor:...Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Connor: [as the brothers exit the church] I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
Murphy: Aye.

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#6158 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 05:06 AM

Working out that going out with the pitiful amount of money you have left to a nightclub to hang out with a couple of friends and pick up chicks and then realising you've bought a colossal drink that you can't leave alone to go dance because it'll be stolen, then buying a second after you finish, purely because by reflex you like drinking a lot of booze at once to save money and you weren't thinking, therefore missing out on dancing with pretty girls all night through your own dumbassery. Also it's cockgarglingly cold outside.
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Posted 29 January 2011 - 06:15 AM

I ran out of beer! :w00t:
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Posted 29 January 2011 - 07:02 AM

View Postamphibian, on 27 January 2011 - 02:51 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on 27 January 2011 - 05:45 AM, said:

because I live in Winnipeg and I need a solid, warm jacket?

especially considering that I hate sweaters.

Given that you live in Canada and it's friggin' winter, the $500 leather jacket should only see usage if it's a special occasion. Slips, falls, stains, salt and tears are all too common in the winter and can beat a nice item of clothing like that to shreds very quickly.

Get a Carhartt or a ski jacket to wear around most days. Almost everything slides off or doesn't get through to damage the jacket.


Basically.

Otherwise, it's fashion over function. At which point, you get what you get. Which sucks, but is also why fashion is expensive.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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