[bubba]

Cougar, on 02 August 2010 - 03:27 PM, said:

Macros, on 01 August 2010 - 08:48 AM, said:

Glaswegians.
Have to be the most retarded breed in this fucked up country.


I didn't go out last night, but got frantic phone calls in the wee hours to go lift two of the boys.

They had landed back to a party with a couple of girls, immeadiately the lads there demanded to know if they supported Celtic or Rangers. When they said niether they lads got thick with them, pulled knifes and threatened to cut them if they didn't get the fuck out of there, then started to chase them through the park.

WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with these people, why can't a good time be had regardless of which fucking team you follow you stupid narrow minded fucks. They stand and sing the sectarian songs from NI and they don't have the foggiest idea about the troubles. ASSHOLES

Indeed. Not content with creating an utterly unmanageable situation in NornIron, the particular brand of retardation that brought you such hits as ' the Enniskillen bombing' and 80 plus fucking years of violence that so far has achieved fffffucccckkk all, is also alive and well and living in Glasgow. The football teams are immaterial. It's always puzzled me why you thought it would be a grand idea to leave Omagh and move to Glasgow though. Come get a job in the motherland and hang out with your uncle Cougar, there are plenty of loose knickered English peasants here who go wild for a bit of your accent and none of them give a fuck what colour Prince Billy's horse was so long as you've got 20 Regal and no VD.

I ran that through the translator and came up with "come to London and get laid".

[Macros]

as if I would want to live in Manchester.

you seem to think my decision to move to Glasgow was inspired by some kind of irrational personal desire to see how my fucked up little country can affect the world, and by world I mean the msot god forsaken city on the isles. On the contrary, I'm sure I showed you a picture of the fucking BOX I call a room, and I have to live with what I can only describe as an odious little troll, this decision was purely financial, the company had work over here, pay is better, hours are better, just have to stick it out until the fire stations done then move on to the next (hopefully better located) job.
I got horribly excited last week, me and another lad were being sent to Landan tawn for 3 months, but the contracts manager got wind that a few lads from home were already down there and wrapping up a job, so he rang them instead and got them to take it at a price. The mother fucker.

Dream site would be Liverpool city center.

not with "uncle cougar" in scumchester

I didn't mind the weg at the start, only ever saw the job, asda and sauchiehall street basically, running aroun with a few students we know (ginger hair from phot is one of them, her scottish housemate is HAWT btb) now that we're slowly experriencing more of it, my dislike is growing intensely. And my hatred for the glaswegian people seems to be limitless as no cieling, glass or otherwise has been found yet.

[Macros]

also
NEVER

[Silannah]

I am itchy all over. Stupid mosquito bites.

[RodeoRanch]

The skeeters here are terrible. Worst they've been since 2005. When you earn your living working outside in the grass, you notice the fucking bloodsuckers. I hate them so much it hurts.

[Ember]

Eugh. Nauseous.

[Cougar]

Fucking bastard hookah pipe last night - feels like a jakey has been living in my lungs

NEVER!

[Ain't_It_Just_]

No dinner, no bread for tommorow's breakfast and now my little sister is bothering me.

[MTS]

My laptop is suddenly giving my mouse the cold shoulder. And they were so compatible...

[Macros]

on the subject of jakeys in lungs, was I smoking at the bbq?

[stone monkey]

Asphalt?

[RodeoRanch]

Sonofabitch. We break up. She cries. I feel bad.

Now she keeps emailing me. Sometimes conciliatory. Sometimes sad. Now just bitchy angry. Leave me alone woman! Leave me alone!

[Aptorian]

Send her a picture of goatse.

[frookenhauer]

M1 morthbound is at a standstill. I hate traffic.

[MTS]

3 and a half hour telecast delay on the biggest footy match of the season, and I just know somebody will spoil the result before I get to watch it.

(Pies are going down by the way)

This post has been edited by MTS: 07 August 2010 - 09:01 AM

[Slow Ben]

People should not have to work on Saturdays.

I hate it!

[Ain't_It_Just_]

 MTS, on 07 August 2010 - 09:00 AM, said:

3 and a half hour telecast delay on the biggest footy match of the season, and I just know somebody will spoil the result before I get to watch it.

(Pies are going down by the way)

Is that a fact?

[MTS]

 Ain, on 07 August 2010 - 01:29 PM, said:

 MTS, on 07 August 2010 - 09:00 AM, said:

3 and a half hour telecast delay on the biggest footy match of the season, and I just know somebody will spoil the result before I get to watch it.

(Pies are going down by the way)

Is that a fact?

Savour this one AIJ, for we both know Collingwood don't perform well in September.

And I never said it was gonna be tonight.

[Macros]

a rotten hangover

[Ain't_It_Just_]

 MTS, on 07 August 2010 - 01:56 PM, said:

 Ain, on 07 August 2010 - 01:29 PM, said:

 MTS, on 07 August 2010 - 09:00 AM, said:

3 and a half hour telecast delay on the biggest footy match of the season, and I just know somebody will spoil the result before I get to watch it.

(Pies are going down by the way)

Is that a fact?

Savour this one AIJ, for we both know Collingwood don't perform well in September.

And I never said it was gonna be tonight.

We'll see.

"broods"