What's messing with your groove?

#4699 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 03:44 PM

Aptorian, on 04 July 2010 - 01:14 PM, said:

I just washed my passport. Stupid Passport, what are you doing in my laundry? You're not even clothes!

You do laundry? Scratch one theory ...

Perhaps your passport was so grungy it attained sentience and sought to 'end it all'?

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#4700 Aptorian

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 03:46 PM

I still have to shed my skin every year on the Sabbath.

#4701 Tsundoku

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 03:52 PM

Aptorian, on 04 July 2010 - 03:46 PM, said:

I still have to shed my skin every year on the Sabbath.

The Sabbath only occurs once annually in Denmark? Is that because you guys up that far north only have 7 days a year? 6 months of dark, 6 normal days then 6 months of day?

I also suggest you stop shedding your skin in public - might cut down on the court appearances.

This post has been edited by Sombra: 05 July 2010 - 09:57 AM

#4702 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 09:23 PM

I had something that was messing with my groove but the horrible Czech liqueur that someone dared me to try has made me forget what it was...

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Posted 05 July 2010 - 03:47 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 04 July 2010 - 09:23 PM, said:

I had something that was messing with my groove but the horrible Czech liqueur that someone dared me to try has made me forget what it was...

slivovic, most likely. Plum (stone) liquor.
Yeah, it does make the eyes water and the throat burn....

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#4704 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 05 July 2010 - 10:05 PM

Don't remember what it was called but it tasted a bit like pot pourri mixed with aniseed mixed with dirt...

What is messing with my groove now is the sheer amount of unpacking still to do... Will it ever end?

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#4705 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 03:23 AM

My parents think that since I never tell them what I'm up to this summer, that I'm doing nothing.

My mother thinks my doing nothing is a symptom of depression, and wants to take me to a shrink. (Good luck, you'll have to have me committed because I'm not going willingly.)

My father thinks that my doing nothing is ruining my career opportunities. I'm an undergrad, I don't HAVE a career.

My opinion is that I've got enough minutiae on my plate to serve me for another 2 months, without their ceaseless meddling.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#4706 Satan

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 01:42 PM

Procrastinator, my arch nemesis, is once again rearing his ugly face. I've done shit all in well over a week now, and come Friday I have to hand over somewhere around ten pages of smart to my professor. But instead I'm on this forum reading threads I'd ignore every other day of the year. Hurray for me.

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#4707 Puck

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 02:17 PM

The bastards at our ocal public transport company have decided to cancel my contract for a monthly ticket. Whithout telling me why or even THAT they've cancelled it. So basically I've been taking the train totally clueless for days. And that's actually the second time this happened. I'm ready to kill

The bastards even offered me the option of bying the normal non-student ticket every months - which costs twice as much and has only half of the features.
They're in for a beating from hell tomorrow

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#4708 Binder of Demons

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Posted 07 July 2010 - 02:33 PM

Just got the new version of photoshop but have to wait a few days while they verify my student info before i can install it. I want it now!!!!!!

Also, just spotted that the NBA free agency merry-go-round is coming to a close, and my team (Chicago Bulls) look like they're going to miss out. Pleas, please let me be wrong. I don't want another few years of mediocrity.

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#4709 Illuyankas

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Posted 08 July 2010 - 07:31 AM

Voice is going. Not good for work.

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Posted 08 July 2010 - 08:03 AM

Still sick. The weather is the best we've had the whole year and who is stuck inside? Me. Dammit.

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#4711 Macros

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Posted 08 July 2010 - 08:59 AM

hangovers really kicking in, ubt on the plus side, i havent done a tap of work yet

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#4712 MTS

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Posted 08 July 2010 - 11:51 AM

9 hour drive in the morning. Balls.

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#4713 Aptorian

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Posted 08 July 2010 - 03:08 PM

MTS, on 08 July 2010 - 11:51 AM, said:

9 hour drive in the morning. Balls.

Bring a book.

#4714 Zanth13

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Posted 08 July 2010 - 09:27 PM

I have yet to master the reading and driving skill set...

well I have never tried... which you can tell because I am still alive...

Music is the best way to spend time on the road... especially if you are by yourself.

You can't find me because I'm lost in the music

#4715 MTS

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Posted 08 July 2010 - 10:13 PM

Yeah, bit hard when I'm driving...

Selected out an awesome playlist though, round 5 hours long. Should keep me company.

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 12:51 AM

Bastard Dad turned off my alarm clock. I woke up late.

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#4717 teholbeddict

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:20 AM

The way this Lebron James announcement is being drawn out even further than it already has been so far. Just make the damn announcement already, it's ridiculous.

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 02:12 AM

Spending all day at work fixing the complete fucked up mess that one of our contract engineers made, the parts have to be released tomorrow or they aren't going to be made in time to get on the plane. I wouldn't be as pissed, but this guy has 15 years more experience than me and as a contract engineer is probably bringing home 3X my hourly rate...

Why do I always have to work with the shitty contractors...

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